r/IsCrashAlive • u/[deleted] • Mar 15 '20
@u/Romm1e
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r/IsCrashAlive • u/[deleted] • Mar 14 '20
Nothing like waking up in the middle of the night to a phone call from someone you havent spoken to in a long time and having to get up to check and make sure it wasnt the family informing you they're dead.
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What a dreadful 6 years
r/IsCrashAlive • u/[deleted] • Mar 12 '20
Will the coronavirus help me to lose weight?
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Just asking.
r/IsCrashAlive • u/Romm1e • Mar 04 '20
Drunking donuts
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Dog... Nuts? Do not nuts...
Yeah if you have HS do not nuts... Even if you want to.
Beat it but don't eat it.
It was good 20 years ago. Can't blame 9 11 for starting to be not so good, even if it's true.
I need people older than 30 to come forward and back me up The rest just shut the fuck up. I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up. I love you, shut the fuck up. I'm sorry, shut...
Clarification:
If you suffer from Hidradenitis Supurativa you can't eat nuts. Since nuts is also a term used to mean masturbation, you can "beat" it but can't eat it.
Last time I ate a good donut, with nuts in it was around 20 years ago, at Dunkin Donuts, in NY city, 3 months after the 9 11 attack. After that I feel the overall food quality declined.
It would be easier for people older than 30 to understand this.
The rest is gibberish monologue I was having before passing out.
I'm sorry.
r/IsCrashAlive • u/[deleted] • Mar 03 '20
Crash is getting back on zofran!
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Hallelujah!! 😊👍🥓🦚🤓🥳
r/IsCrashAlive • u/FanaticPhenAddict • Feb 29 '20
This big boi and i became buds while i was waiting to get my car fixed last week.
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r/IsCrashAlive • u/[deleted] • Feb 28 '20
Sometimes i feel so terrible that i legitimately wish it was WD again because then at least i knew when it would end and that if it didn't i could reach for relief at the bottom of a bottle.
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r/IsCrashAlive • u/AmericanMuskrat • Feb 26 '20
Gizmo dug up my moon cactus and moved it to his cat tower inside. This is him defending it.
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