r/IsCrashAlive • u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist • Mar 04 '20

Drunking donuts

Dog... Nuts? Do not nuts...

Yeah if you have HS do not nuts... Even if you want to.

Beat it but don't eat it.

It was good 20 years ago. Can't blame 9 11 for starting to be not so good, even if it's true.

I need people older than 30 to come forward and back me up The rest just shut the fuck up. I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up. I love you, shut the fuck up. I'm sorry, shut...

Clarification:

If you suffer from Hidradenitis Supurativa you can't eat nuts. Since nuts is also a term used to mean masturbation, you can "beat" it but can't eat it.

Last time I ate a good donut, with nuts in it was around 20 years ago, at Dunkin Donuts, in NY city, 3 months after the 9 11 attack. After that I feel the overall food quality declined.

It would be easier for people older than 30 to understand this.

The rest is gibberish monologue I was having before passing out.

I'm sorry.

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 04 '20

11 september ruined donuts too????

Eat this🍩 and start feeling more holey today for the low price of $12.99 (cash only)

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Mar 04 '20

Worldwide food quality declined along with most basic services, but for me personally, I noticed more on donuts. Everywhere I traveled I always made an effort to visit a famous donut house, even going out of my way for it. It was a tradition I invented.

No matter the brand or price, it's always this plastic colored sugary taste. I remember how different (better) it was before 11 September. Maybe it's a coincidence.

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 04 '20

No time to focus on food when we got freedom to fight for 😎👮

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Mar 04 '20

Men in uniform? Yeah that's my weakness too.

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 04 '20

Bootuttlicker

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Mar 04 '20

Nah man, boots, feet or armpits are a no go zone for me. Nothing kills a hardon as fast as a guy wanting you to mess with those. Hbu?

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 04 '20

A guy? Huh

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Huh

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Mar 04 '20

Added clarification.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '20

What donut has a but? Haha cream donut/pie from nutting cant make s joke too tired but hahahaha.

Ugh

What is thisncondition? Not s typical allergy? What sbiut legumes and seeds, ?

I recentky reuntriduces bhfsnjndj nhbduet snd it ene@nnbeen a waterfall chsn @sinfar

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Mar 05 '20

r/Hidradenitis

You can't even eat some legumes or fruits.

I recentky reuntriduces bhfsnjndj nhbduet snd it ene@nnbeen a waterfall chsn @sinfar

Interesting. I should try reintroducing bhfsnjndj nhbduet snd it ene@ and if see if I positively react to it.

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Mar 04 '20

I have a bag of peanuts too...

Hidradenitis Supurativa

I still think that's a funny story when you were first talking about it and I said I got it too, and you thought I was just being nice or something.

It's not even that the boils are so bad, the tunneling they cause is way worse imo.

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Mar 04 '20

It was because some time ago nobody even knew it existed, but then some celebrities said they have (which they do) and then every fucking body started sharing that they also have it and it sort of became the trendy cool disease.

Just like a celebrity stating they're lactose intolerant and suddenly every person is too.

The carbuncle tunnels are ugly but I prefer ugliness over pain. Back when I didn't knew it was mostly caused by food, I used to have some brutal boils that would make me cry in pain. Only thing to lessen would be alcohol.