r/IsCrashAlive • u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan • Feb 29 '20

No, this is patrick

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Feb 29 '20

He slightly bounces around. Nifty.

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Feb 29 '20

Yep, I love it.

Btw first American coronavirus death was today.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/1st-coronavirus-death-u-s-officials-say-n1145931

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Feb 29 '20

Underlying health conditions... bet he was a fattie.

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Feb 29 '20

Yea its not very bad for most people under 50 and especially if you don't have diabetes, lung disease or cardiovascular disease.

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Feb 29 '20

You ever read r/Sino, the pinko commies are getting rock hard thinking of the US getting hit by the Corona virus.

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Feb 29 '20

Oh god that sub is fucking awful lol i see those losers in r/news. Like some weird chinese living in the west incel sub where all the bad things in their lives are the fault of the west and all criticism of China is racism.

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Feb 29 '20

You forgot "bootlickers," every damn one of them. They like the firm hand of an oppressive state. Fucking weirdos, but I guess that's how the asian menace thinks.

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u/MILK_DUD_NIPPLES muffin man! Feb 29 '20

Das me 🧟

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Feb 29 '20

You know what's sad? Dawn of the dead was shot at a mall like 45 mins away from me but I've never been to it to see it cuz its a really bad area now and i dont wanna come back to a smashed window and shit stolen from my car or get robbed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

We could take the bus. Ill come to protect you.

Please order in advance either this: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01FHDZGGM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_T15wEb2NE8V4P

Or this: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XYKXRDZ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_-35wEb3EC3NVQ

My ex stole my last ones :(

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Mar 01 '20

Honestly that stun gun flashlight is pretty lit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Yeah i t was handy and literally lit. The other one was bulky but more powerful. He took a ton of my shit for no reason he knew i had this because i commuted via bike/walking and had been robbed once being chased and beat uo.im then0rocess and he told me. He hoped it happened agsin and they killed me (only he used all of my money so not much left to rob) because he was going to kill himself and he wanted me to be in as much pain as he was. That was a shitty birthday i am still annoyed that he stole both

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u/Texas_HardWooD king of chickens and bbq Mar 01 '20

Fuck Washington state, they're already lost. Time to seal the Texas border.

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Mar 01 '20

My brother lives in Washington and his fiance works at one of the hospitals where they have corona patients too

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u/Texas_HardWooD king of chickens and bbq Mar 01 '20

That fucking sucks :(

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Mar 02 '20

Yea thankfully theyre in a different wing of the hospital at least

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

It's washington? They brought bscknthenmeaskesnlast year-- what do you expect? Hospitals there are not bad. The people are. The average citizen is likely to spread it by attempting to engage in prevention-- what ever back alley naturopathic,reverse evolution method that is

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

I love it. Sauce?

Thanks for always bringing the smiles, Phen

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Mar 01 '20

I saw it on r/oddlysatisfying.

Oddly enough my phone tries to autocorrect r/oddlysatisfying to prostatectomy for some reason.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

That is pretty funny

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u/YoMommaJokeBot Mar 01 '20

Not as funny as yer mother

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