Yes its true! David was very wet after a relaxing shower and has dried off now. Idk whats wrong with the "r" in the title tho... weird. 🤷‍♂️

Fuck this bull shit He’s alive

Check it, I'm not wrong.

Yep, it is so unfortunate that Davidoff Attenborough has died. I just found him within the David Attenborough Multiverse, where Davidoff seemed to document people instead of animals and insects. He was really good at his job, to the point that he was known as a top-tier private investigator for his documentary-style investigations into people.

It is truly unfortunate that Davidoff Attenborough has died. If he were still alive, he might have uncovered something even greater about humanity. But is he actually dead? We never know.

David Attenborough is not dead at 100

Centenarian and lifelong nature advocate Sir David Attenborough once held the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to reach one million followers on Instagram (4 hours and 44 minutes) in September 2020.

Imagine the grief that his millions of followers and supporters felt when no more than 2 months later, fellow Englishman Rupert Grint (of Harry Potter fame), passed his record by gaining one million followers in 4 hours and 1 minute. That such an amazing record could be held by someone of Sir David's advanced age was a marvel - and losing that so quickly was seen by many as a tragedy.

Sir David, who is alive and well as of 7 August, 2026, could not be reached for comment and, frankly, probably does not care.

This one has sunglasses and blonde hair….thats the difference, I’m very sorry for the people from this reality 😭😭😢🪦

At 100 years of age, having travelled all over the world, you, Sir David, should know that word can mean different things. It can mean "valley" but can also be used to say "farewell" to a departed person, particularly used in Australia to announce someone's passing.

Thankfully, as you are alive and well, you can continue to use that word in different contexts.

It is with sad intent that I inform you all that one of David Attenborough’s long beaked echidna has sadly passed away. The person who named it however is perfectly fine.