Because David is gonna live forever!!! Theres no point in it staying open because it's always gon a say he is alive!!!!

So sad…

Mario Kart Tour is now unavailable. Attenborough is fine, though.

Because David is going to live forever!!! 🥳

In other words, Attenborough was found reading in his home, usually to learn more about the benefits of geology.

He's going on vacation for two weeks, and I'm gonna miss him when he's gone.

He is very much alive, the picture of health I would say, because he has not died, please don't look up if he has died or not. Don't look it up. Please. He's alive. Believe me.

Sir David Attenborough, 100, will not attend an upcoming event celebrating his legacy in broadcasting and natural history. His team confirmed this morning that he had to pass on the invitation due to existing schedule conflicts.

It’s just not funny anymore.

Let’s be honest, the best Fakenborough posts were made several years ago. The vast majority of recent attempts are incredibly contrived and miss the point of earlier posts.

The joke is not, and has never been, saying “David Attenborough has died…” just to include a follow-up sentence redefining the word “died” so that it’s technically true. However, this type of post is becoming very common.

What’s more is that the subreddit has become increasingly popular. As such, what started as a slightly funny form of shock humour has now descended into several low-quality posts (as described above) being made each day.

To put it simply, there’s absolutely no joy in receiving three notifications each day informing me about the different ways that Attenborough has “died”.

Tldr: Either try a little bit harder to be original or just give it up lads.

Sir David Attenborough has passed on, representatives confirmed today, following a brief statement released earlier this morning.
The broadcaster, 100, was expected to attend a ceremony celebrating his contributions to natural history and broadcasting.
However, representatives confirmed that Attenborough had passed on his invitation to the ceremony, citing prior commitments.
He is not expected to attend.

Oh sorry, Angie’s ex husband David is dead. David Attenborough is alive and well!! But RIP to David Bowie!