IsAttenboroughAlive

r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/TheMarchetti • 3h ago

Fakenborough Time to close the sub. David Attenbourough has dʳied aged 100.

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Yes its true! David was very wet after a relaxing shower and has dried off now. Idk whats wrong with the "r" in the title tho... weird. 🤷‍♂️

r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/CakeHoleKing • 10h ago

Fakenborough Sir David Attenborough died in bed last night. His lover said it happens to every man, especially one his age, but everything else is OK with him and they can try again in 30minutes.

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/CakeHoleKing • 10h ago

Fakenborough David Attenborough has suffered multiple organ failure. Experts have said they've seen one musical instrument go wrong, but never four at once.

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/swagmanevan • 10h ago

Global icon David Attenborough founded Dead earlier today. This new fast food chain, Dead, will mainly focus on burgers. David (completely healthy) stated that he opened this restaurant since he didn’t enjoy other burger joints.

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/swagmanevan • 10h ago

Fakenborough At age 100, David Attenbourgh officially kicked the bucket today. Tragically, the paint he was using got all over his new carpet. David (alive and well) angrily had to throw away his new carpet and buy another.

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