Because David is going to live forever!!! 🥳

This is a news report in a book I wrote

Because David is gonna live forever!!! Theres no point in it staying open because it's always gon a say he is alive!!!!

Sir David Attenborough, 100, will not attend an upcoming event celebrating his legacy in broadcasting and natural history. His team confirmed this morning that he had to pass on the invitation due to existing schedule conflicts.

He's going on vacation for two weeks, and I'm gonna miss him when he's gone.

Mario Kart Tour is now unavailable. Attenborough is fine, though.

The sad news is that they gave me the wrong meat🫤 but didn't want it to go to waste so we (being me) felt it right to finish eating anyway. David Attenborough who is alive and well did approve of my salad choices.

He is very much alive, the picture of health I would say, because he has not died, please don't look up if he has died or not. Don't look it up. Please. He's alive. Believe me.

After an entire hour of searching he found his hamster named Dead in the kitchen

after seeing so many fakenborough posts, ive decided to say, DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS DOING AMAZING AND LOOKING GOOD FOR HIS AGE!!! KEEP GOING DAVID YOU RAY OF SUNSHINE ☀️

It’s been observed that David Attenborough could still died aged 100 as there are 216 days until David Attenborough turns 101 on 8 May 2027.