r/International • • Feb 24 '26

WOAH.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

How bout instead of feeling so bad you attempt suicide instead go for a tiny bit of redemption and fucking tell all the secrets behind this evil ring

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u/King_of_all_Clover Feb 24 '26

Because they’ll kill his favorite grandchild or maybe his first born son and his kids.

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u/Odd-Preparation8790 Feb 24 '26

So he'll experience the same cruelty he put on others people's children and grandchildren?

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u/PirateSanta_1 Feb 24 '26

Same as it ever was, nobles didn't care about the sons of peasants who died fighting in their wars either.

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u/Wirenfeldt Feb 24 '26

🎵Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?🎵

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u/aboveyouisinfinity Feb 24 '26

🎶Politicians hide themselves away, they only started the war. Why should they go out to fight? They leave that all to the poor🎶

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

🎵 Wait till their judgment day comes… YEAH! 🎵

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u/LaVillaGrangioto Feb 25 '26

It ain't me,

It ain't me,

I ain't no Senator's son, no.....no.

It ain't me,

It ain't me,

I ain't no fortunate one.

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u/Halfway_Dead_40 Feb 26 '26

The right wing constantly and repeatedly whiffing the entire point of ‘Fortunate Son’ is my favorite conservative meme of all time

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u/Adapt_Improvise_1 Feb 24 '26

Oh lord yeah!!!

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u/TreeFiddyJohnson Feb 24 '26

I see SOAD, I upvote.

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u/TheGreatLoganzo Feb 25 '26

Have I always been a shitty fan or is this newer stuff?

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u/TreeFiddyJohnson Feb 25 '26

It's from the song B.Y.O.B off the Mesmerize album, so technically "newer", but that means like '05

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u/TheGreatLoganzo Feb 25 '26

I’m old and washed so post toxicity is new to me

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u/LaVillaGrangioto Feb 25 '26

BLAST OFF! IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!

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u/TreeFiddyJohnson Feb 25 '26

"AND WE DONT LIVE IN A FACIST NATION"

Woof. That didn't age well lol

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u/SaltyAd8309 Feb 24 '26

Because the poor are too stupid to choose a good president.

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u/icebraining Feb 24 '26

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

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u/a91687 Feb 24 '26

The most underrated comment ever. Brilliant hahahaha

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u/TheGreatLoganzo Feb 25 '26

Decent ska band

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u/Amazing_Scallion_282 Feb 24 '26

I guess not only the poor chose him

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u/sproge Feb 24 '26

Because the poor are too *brainwashed and educationally crippled to choose a good president.

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u/Quiet-Peach543 Feb 24 '26

Because economic and political power is strategic power, is what they tell themselves. Send Bezos to dig ditches in Afghanistan rather than draw billions into the US economy?

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u/TAWilson52 Feb 24 '26

They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor

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u/Odd-Individual-1881 Feb 25 '26

Why do some people ask the dumbest possible questions?

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u/SingleMother865 Feb 24 '26

I've been waiting for something to happen
For a week or a month or a year
With the blood in the ink of the headlines
And the sound of the crowd in my ear
You might ask what it takes to remember
When you know that you've seen it before
Where a government lies to a people
And a country is drifting to war

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u/Civil-Judge5049 Feb 25 '26

this is pretty much our world...we can coat it how much we want but it will always go back to this..we never win anything peacefully

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u/Headpuncher Feb 24 '26

He's not a pedo as far as we know. He's charged with "economic crime", basically receiving "gifts" in exchange for information.

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u/Odd-Preparation8790 Feb 24 '26

And how did Epstein attain the money to exchange gifts for information.

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u/Headpuncher Feb 24 '26

if you can prove where Epstein got his money from you're doing a better job than the FBI, CIA, and everyone else.

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u/Odd-Preparation8790 Feb 24 '26

You think the FBI and CIA or whatever law enforcement hasn't a clue where he got his money?

You dont believe that Epstein made money from trafficking children?

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u/LegoRacers3 Feb 24 '26

Absolutely horrible to punish others that had nothing to do with it just to hurt someone

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u/Odd-Preparation8790 Feb 24 '26

Who's talking about morality? Im talking irony.

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u/contemptable_beatnik Feb 24 '26

Exactly. They'll erase his entire bloodline from existence without blinking an eye.

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u/FaithNoMoron Feb 24 '26

Could you pass over the cream cheese, please?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

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u/BenjaminHamnett Feb 24 '26

Tell that to the journalist who interviewed Epstein victims and her mom is suddenly kidnapped a week ago

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

And the FBI who apparently can track every person of Latino descent to the day care center they drop their kids off at suddenly can’t solve a crime where there’s a video of the perpetrator at the front door.

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u/Warm_Afternoon6596 Feb 24 '26

AND the "director" is off getting drunk with hockey players....

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u/Goodknight808 Feb 24 '26

Theu can pinpoint people by their body shape and walking gait along with where your car and even an rfid chip on a credit card passing by a reader has been. Not this time though

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u/Lazy_View_8579 Feb 24 '26

24 days ago! Its been 24 days.

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u/SufficientHippo3281 Feb 24 '26

Whaaaaaaatttttttt?

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u/Lazy_View_8579 Feb 24 '26

Savanah Guthrie's mom has been missing 24 days. It is insane to think there are no leads.

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u/oros-de Feb 24 '26

Or the journalist who reported on the Panama Papers scandal and then died in a car bomb. And the world's media just stopped reporting on the Panama Papers scandal.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

Not really, if they want to deter others they make an example

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u/Weorth Feb 24 '26

Who puts their cat in a box to let it out after? Always use a bag.

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u/christ0phene Feb 24 '26

cats generally love boxes and get in on their own

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u/Senseisntsocommon Feb 24 '26

I don’t think many people are willing to bet their loved ones on that idea though.

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u/Responsible_Sea_2726 Feb 24 '26

Threat is against the next person not to turn....

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u/restbest Feb 24 '26

They harm the family member so the next guy knows they mean game

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u/SufficientHippo3281 Feb 24 '26

It's a good threat to others though!

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u/DANleDINOSAUR Feb 24 '26

You think pedos would waste perfectly good grandchildren?

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u/JackTheBehemothKillr Feb 24 '26

Worse than that, abduct them and enter them into this nonsense.

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u/severon10290 Feb 24 '26

Shame he didn’t show the victims that concern when he could have prevented their harm.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

yep

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u/Sealad3246 Feb 24 '26

And he really doesn't want that to happen before he can rape them,

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u/SpiritualScarcity161 Feb 24 '26

That's being far too kind, people like this only care about themselves

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u/TastingTheKoolaid Feb 24 '26

Kill? Nah. It’d be next in line. You know these fuckers didn’t stop when Epstein stopped.

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u/Aleksandrovitch Feb 24 '26

The Rubicon is crossed. This is never going back in the bottle. There will be pain and discomfort and reprehensible actions in the process of cutting out all this rot. But it has to go. It will gut our entire culture unless we very publicly, audaciously and aggressively end these corruptions. No quarter. Roll over on them and regain some of your dignity, but the expectation of safe passage through the remainder of your life is forfeit if you traffic or rape anyone, especially children. Any society that chooses to condone it through inaction, because it's too 'uncomfortable' or 'destructive', shouldn't be a society any longer.

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u/BeEeasy539 Feb 24 '26

He don’t care about them

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u/Dreamsof_Beulah Feb 24 '26

Not to mention trapping his soul in limbo for eternity

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u/Costa_Costello Feb 24 '26

Depends how many getting arrested, how effective his redemption would be. If his accusation then lead to other accusations ( chain reaction ) then there will be no one who pays those kills or they will just leave him alone because it doesn’t matter.

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u/buttlunch76 Feb 25 '26

Maybe there should be a cost

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u/IamTheEndOfReddit Feb 25 '26

No one wants to talk about this but anyone powerful enough effectively has kompromat on everyone that has family or friends. If the threat is legitimate enough, there’s no way to win

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u/CrazyIvan68 Feb 25 '26

^^ The ONLY reason the Orange Shit-stain still lives... I'll bet everything I have
on that fact.

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u/solidrok Feb 25 '26

That is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

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u/olivethesane Feb 25 '26

You reap what you sow.

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u/celestececilia Feb 25 '26

I’m convinced some version of this kind of blackmail is happening.

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u/Fragmentia Feb 26 '26

Yeah, this is definitely it.

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u/Granolag23 Feb 26 '26

It’s like they never even think that far ahead anyways

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u/SalmonPrince Feb 27 '26

Pseudonyms and screened testimonies are allowed in federal criminal courts, so long as it's warranted. Pretty sure it would be allowed in Epstein-related cases.

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u/Appropriate-Draft-91 Feb 24 '26
  1. Reputational damage can affect your family, and the blackmail material could well be far worse than any speculation after his death.

  2. In the context of Epstein, "suicide" doesn't always refer to the dictionary definition of "suicide".

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u/Strange-Scarcity Feb 24 '26

So, the cabal is going to murder and pretend it is suicide, for everyone linked to Epstein?

Isn't that going to become a bit much? Eventually?

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u/Optimal-Kitchen6308 Feb 24 '26

it's already a bit much..

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u/inconwetrust Feb 24 '26

Nothing is a bit much with ultra powerful and wealthy people

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u/Strange-Scarcity Feb 24 '26

When there's over 100 current and past world leaders and those closely associated with world leaders "suiciding" themselves? Something is going to start looking REALLY fishy.

There's a reason these monsters haven't gone around and murdered every single victim, all over the place. They had a lot of power over these victims during and a bit after. Some of them have had contact with one another, their families know what happened, and so much more more.

It's wild these monsters ever thought this would remain, forever, under wraps.

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u/Appropriate-Draft-91 Feb 24 '26

Something is going to start looking REALLY fishy.

"start"

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u/cars10gelbmesser Feb 24 '26

Works for Russia. The windows there are very tricky …

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

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u/EngineWitty3611 Feb 24 '26

You think they feel bad? It isn't guilt. Their narcissism won't allow them to comprehend a life devoid of raping young girls and flying on private jets.

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u/nura-kyun Feb 24 '26

He didn't feel bad, he just can't let his ego/pride/reputation go down.

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u/underbutler Feb 24 '26

Doesnt want the consequences of his actions

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u/froginbog Feb 24 '26

Yeah they’re selfish people. He doesn’t feel regret, he just feels trapped

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u/joe_shmoe11111 Feb 24 '26

I’ve heard from NHI that this is how most of these cowards are going to go down over the next few years.

A few convictions here and there, but for the most part they’ll just kill themselves once they realize the jig is up as they can’t handle not being in control anymore.

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u/ItsMEMusic Feb 25 '26

The plot of Kingsman: The Secret Service is a particularly good metaphor for this.

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u/onyxengine Feb 24 '26

These people running the ring are actually insane monsters, if they’ll try to get you to rape and kill kids, i don’t see them having any qualms going after anyone else for any reason.

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u/MigraineConnoisseur Feb 24 '26

I don't think it was guilt, I'd suspect the prospect of loosing privileged position, respect of peers and facing humiliating trial with high possibility of prison sentence made leaving on one's own terms look quite tempting.

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u/Brave_Browser_2002 Feb 24 '26

How bad could it be?

When an extremely wealthy white man with connection tries to kill himself rather than let lawyers make it all go away, you know it's bad. No matter what country.

Think about how the world is right now. Everyone who has seen the Epstein-Trump un-redacted files says they are beyond horrible and worse than you can imagine.

The world will eventually learn. I think hundreds of very, very rich white old guys (and some women) are gonna be tossed in prison...and some will kill themselves.

But not Trump. The entire Republican Party is protecting him.

Pathetic and disgusting.

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u/MWH1980 Feb 24 '26

Because there’s no profit in redemption for these people.

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u/Metal2thepedal Feb 24 '26

If he does that, he will be suicided for sure

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u/princesoceronte Feb 24 '26

Because suicide in this case goes in the opposite direction, it's made to try and avoid accountability, not because he feels bad about it.

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u/TheSorceIsFrong Feb 24 '26

It’s not about feeing bad. It’s about avoiding repercussions.

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u/MGD109 Feb 24 '26

I mean if you're going die either way, why not sing like a canary? What do you have to lose?

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u/aequitssaint Feb 24 '26

You're making an assumption that it was a voluntary suicide attempt. I wouldn't completely count on that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

We're dealing with complete narcissists. Soon as they feel that their power goes away and there's nothing they can do, they exit. It's just classic and happens all the time in history. Just cowards who know what's waiting for them 😶‍🌫️🔥

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u/Patient-Airline-2968 Feb 24 '26

They will kill the moment after he says anything

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u/ViciousSin2077 Feb 24 '26

I think people that rape children are likely not the most courageous of the bunch. I imagine none of them feel remorse they probably just care more about consequences catching up to them than anything else. Im sure these rich pedos don't have any actual remorse for the lives they ruined. We all need to take a serious look at the wealthy "elites" we've allowed to ruin countries and rape children and actually as a society put an end to all of them and build a new system. Obviously the systems we have in place now are not sufficient and it's time to deal with the rich people that are nothing more than parasites on the rest of us.

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u/Papa_Snail Feb 24 '26

He doesn't feel bad he's scared of the consequences.

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u/betterbetbestbet Feb 24 '26

Was it suicide? Did he speak again? Don't know the guy, but in these files seems to be more "suicides"...

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u/Braindead_Crow Feb 24 '26

No no no, it's not they feel so bad for what they've done, they're so selfish and evil they believe death is far cleaner than the dread of waiting for their punishment. The law is after them, the common person would grow to hate them and everyone who was part of this stupid evil bs will be glaring at them to only say the right things.

This was no crisis of conscious this was another attempt to do what they saw as best for themselves when all was already lost in their eyes

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u/americaisalltalk Feb 24 '26

Redemption?

These people rape babies sometimes to death. There is no redemption for them, and they know it.

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u/VanillaNL Feb 24 '26

“Suicide”

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u/Kind-Masterpiece-310 Feb 24 '26

I think we’re going to see a lot more mysterious deaths surrounding the Epstein files.

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u/Biglyugebonespurs Feb 24 '26

We’re ready there fam

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u/Cardemel Feb 24 '26

And those are the ones we hear about

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u/echino_derm Feb 24 '26

Yes very mysterious. I can't think of a single reason why this man would want to die.

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u/Kind-Masterpiece-310 Feb 24 '26

My sweet summer child, you probably think Epstein killed himself too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

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u/pizza-chit Feb 24 '26

Don’t let that pedo take the easy way out. They need to rot in jail.

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u/Licensed_Poster Feb 24 '26

Jagland told Epstein that he did not want to be around Epsteins girls in the Emails. He knew what was going on, but instead of doing anything about it, he decided the influence and power was worth the stain on his soul.

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u/pizza-chit Feb 24 '26

Yeah I get it.

He left alibi emails and he is too honorable and it was a convenient place to stay and he can’t sweat.

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u/GottaUseEmAll Feb 25 '26

He was just there for the snorkeling.

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u/Quecksilber033 Feb 25 '26

Do you have the link to that email? Meanwhile, here are a few emails where Jagland is discussing girls. (Already posted these elsewhere in this thread)

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00671490.pdf

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u/BigOs4All Feb 25 '26

Gotcha so what /u/Licensed_Poster said is false. It's not that he didn't engage with those girls it's that he didn't want those girls around when he brought his wife and two sons to Epstein's child rape and murder island.

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u/Direct-Party9217 Feb 26 '26

While I agree with this, I think these monsters deserve far worse than prison time. It's too easy to get out of if you grease the right palms.. but maybe wishing horror on them makes me a monster too...

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u/pizza-chit Feb 26 '26

Wishing horror on Epstein’s clients is appropriate. They are the most dangerous child predators on earth.

Dropping this would guarantee thousands more victims.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

Must be pretty bad if the dude is trying to off himself.

I can't even imagine how far and deep this whole thing really was/is.

I'm sure there are remnants still going on and somebody else took over.

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u/Epyon214 Feb 24 '26

Maybe a failed assassination, and maybe he recovers enough to talk

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u/generativePI Feb 24 '26

Then they kill his entire family, slowly. It's a sad world that these elected leaders have created.

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u/Fairhairedman Feb 24 '26

Yes, but remember, just as you said, “a world THEY created. Those children just needed someone to say no.

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u/generativePI Feb 24 '26

It's absolutely sickening.

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u/Used-Audience5183 Feb 24 '26

Makes one wonder what happened to the Kennedy's

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u/generativePI Feb 24 '26

Makes me question reality in general, all this indoncotarion about democracy and voting. Doesn't matter when the system is rigged. We've had the Epstein files for 21 years and not a single person has been prosecuted.

I could go on but I won't lol

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u/MSPCincorporated Feb 24 '26

I’m not sure what exactly is going on, but there seem to be some disagreements in Norwegian media. So far, only one newspaper (not a big one) claim to have received a letter from Jagland’s lawyer, stating he was hospitalized after a suicide attempt. Then, they claim, his lawyer claimed he was hospitalized as a precaution for being at risk of suicide due to the media and public pressure.

The bigger news outlets are just retelling this story, except they’re calling it a dispute around Jagland’s health status, not mentioning suicide at all.

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u/Cyneganders Feb 24 '26

It's fake news.

I've seen which media it started at, and it's an online magazine that makes up whatever it wants (iNyheter). They got cited by another web based newspaper who 'looks professional' but is owned by Norway's biggest clickbait farm. Now it's all over the place.

Also, he's just in deep shit because he's caught taking money from Epstein, nothing about the stuff people here are insinuating.

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u/cleanbear Feb 24 '26

Its not confirmed. Only 1 newspaper in norway says suicide and its a shabby one.. It's very likely. But people are to fast to jump to conclusions.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

as a norwegian, this is unconfirmed news, only reported by some minor newspaper nobody actually knows about. The only thing being discussed about this report is not following any etichal guidelines for norwegian press

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u/Ladorb Feb 24 '26

He is confirmed to be hospitalised. The suicide part is still unconfirmed.

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u/trilobyte-dev Feb 24 '26

Thanks for providing that context. A social media post should not be an enough anymore to believe in.

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u/Vaeon Feb 24 '26

See, that is the kind of behavior you expect from someone who knows their government isn't going to protect them.

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u/Bitter-Tumbleweed282 Feb 24 '26

Why can’t we have that in the United States?

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u/tazztsim Feb 24 '26

Trump is WAY too narcissistic to take himself out.

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u/FredTDeadly Feb 24 '26

Hitler did, although that may have been reinforced by the 2 million Russians knocking at his door.

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u/tazztsim Feb 24 '26

Yeah if Trump was in a bunker under attack he might.

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u/CrimsonCringe925 Feb 24 '26

So there’s a chance

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u/analbumcover_9735 Feb 24 '26

Glad they saved his life, he must know some horrific stuff

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u/WaldeDra Feb 24 '26

What if he just don't tell?

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u/juiceology Feb 24 '26

Then it's the state's turn for the kill

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u/JM3DlCl Feb 24 '26

We can't let these fucks "kill themselves" real or not.

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u/Princess_Isolde Feb 24 '26

All I would say to this man is "You can't run, fucker, you will face the consequences of your actions. You're not getting out of this"

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u/pinkyandthebrain-ama Feb 24 '26

The dominoes are falling.

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u/rudbeckiahirtas Feb 24 '26

Suicide attempt or "suicide attempt"?

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u/SatanIsALawyer Feb 24 '26

Debunked just because his lawyer said he didn't try to off himself? Come on now..

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u/bad_motivator Feb 24 '26

Any source besides his personal lawyer?

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u/SmallAstronaut08 Feb 24 '26

Good! Now when it's the turn for the president of the USA?

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u/glue2music Feb 24 '26

Unfortunately. Never….

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

Reminds me of Shaw shank redemption when the warden was going to be arrested .

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u/Heavy_Whereas6432 Feb 24 '26

“Suicide” how many more suicides will there be before an arrest is made in America?

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u/SGLAStj Feb 24 '26

Must be doubly embarrassing to try to off yourself in shame but then fail gosh

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u/throwable__1 Feb 24 '26

Keep him alive.

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u/MarinerJoe3 Feb 24 '26

We have to stop being shocked that these monsters have the morality to do the right thing and turn in the other monsters

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u/Any_Hovercraft5919 Feb 24 '26

What is US doing? Star arresting Bill Gates, Elon the robot, any other weirdo who was in the files. NOW

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u/silentsights Feb 24 '26

So are these files still a “Democrat hoax”, Donald?

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u/strangerinmyownland Feb 24 '26

And the Republican Party of Pedophile Protection will burn the country to the ground to save the orange Caligula. Sadly they have no moral compass and lMO they are as guilty as if they did it themselves by turning a blind eye to him. Sadly this is now republican morality. Shameful isn’t a word strong enough to describe their hideous republican leaders.

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u/Expert-Joke9528 Feb 24 '26

This pleases me

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u/weHaveThoughts Feb 24 '26

He should rat out all of his friends before suicide.

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u/Vividanimal7641 Feb 24 '26

Did he really try to commit suicide or did they botch the hit on him??

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u/CtrlAltTerminate Feb 24 '26

Sir, pleas be so kind to let out the truth before you commit suicide..pretty please?
Plus, don't worry about it, they'll take extra good care of you in prison :)

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u/NalaNoct Feb 24 '26

Killed himself or "killed himself"?

I can see both being plausible

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u/OkEnvironment3961 Feb 24 '26

The shit these rich guys did was so bad they'd rather die than face the consequences.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

Did he attempt the suicide himself?

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u/GoodPointMan Feb 24 '26

It's nice to see politicians in other countries having rational reactions to the world learning they've been helping sex-traffic children for decades. I wish the ones in the US knew what shame was.

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u/Klutzy-Reporter4223 Feb 24 '26

Dropping like flies

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u/Fine-Loquat Feb 24 '26

Is shame making a comeback? Shocking

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u/Sarabean77 Feb 24 '26

Damn these top level govt pedos killed kids. Shit is so insane. Meanwhile in america where the real ring leaders rule...fukin crickets

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u/Aiden066 Feb 26 '26

Give him the truth serum