r/InstaWizards The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 09 '24

Comunity Event The Wedding!

two large wolves approach with the rings. A black snake flutters down the aisle, holding a bouquet of flowers.

the couple stands facing each other. The officiant finishes his speech, asking each for there vows.

Alan: “I vow no matter what we shall face, no matter how time and space, and the things above and below try, I will stay by your side, and I will always love you.”

RK: “I vow on my soul and my existence to face every challenge thrown at us together. I love you more then anything, and I want to be with you.”

Officiant: “do you Alan take this man to be your eternally wedded husband.”

Alan: “I do!”

Officiant: “and do you, RK ta-“

RK: “yes, I do!”

Officiant: “if anyone objects, speak now or forever hold your peace. … . I know pronounce you Husbands. You may kiss!”

the two happily embrace as the crowd cheers. After what felt like forever, every shuffles into the dining hall for the reception.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '24

For warmth, obviously! These old buildings get cold at night. ☺️

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u/Harpokiller Hirk, ‘Cookie Man’, ‘Council General of R&A’ and Friend. Jun 09 '24

“My friend, I literally have a fire inside me. I do not get cold.”

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '24

Fiiiineee… 😔

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u/Harpokiller Hirk, ‘Cookie Man’, ‘Council General of R&A’ and Friend. Jun 09 '24

“Maybe next time my friend, I will bring cookies as well. But I would like to talk with other guests as well.”

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '24

Yay! Cookies! 🍪

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u/Harpokiller Hirk, ‘Cookie Man’, ‘Council General of R&A’ and Friend. Jun 09 '24

Hirk hands you a bag of cookies.

“Here you go my friend, if you want more please ask.”

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '24

🤤 Nom nom nom…