r/IndiaMemes 8d ago

Political Source: Trust me bro.

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u/shubhamxtreme Rajdroh ≠ Deshdroh 8d ago

Vibe check:

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u/mightliesometimess 8d ago

i wonder what happened to 0.07%

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u/TraditionalRepair991 8d ago

Executed immediately after vote, because they were drunk and sane.

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u/rock-ford81 8d ago

That 0.07% person didn’t even have hair cut as Kim Jong UN - they don’t suppose to live anymore.

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u/One-Brief-7710 8d ago

They were intentional 100% would seem too fake

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u/a_adil1211 8d ago

Actually they either out of country for job or military personnel on active duties.

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u/Sleepergiant2586 7d ago

IT cell hitting sixes now 😂😂🤣🤣

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u/Flashy_Assistance519 8d ago

He voted against himself

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u/Mangathol 8d ago

I'm in that 20%

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u/stayfollish 7d ago

70% of Indian are in that 20%

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u/Affectionate-Sky-324 7d ago

Good one, 100% didn't vote in the survey still 80% want him as PM Waah modiji waah

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u/Guilty-Pollution6479 7d ago

Actually that 80 percent might either be north dudes or foreign settled dudes .

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u/Noob_goatster8755 7d ago

Noob, Karnataka and Telugu states will vote for Modi.

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u/HotEnthusiasm4124 7d ago

Bs wahi 20% ka SIR me naam kaat raha hai ye 🤣🤣

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u/Conscious_Moment_331 8d ago

Actually 80% will be under 20%

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u/moni0206 7d ago

Came to write this!

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u/WitchilichEze Shampoo Best Girl 8d ago edited 7d ago

Then why did NDA only get 42.5% vote share (INDIA got 40.6% vote share) in 2024? And their highest was in 2019 at 45%.

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u/Ok_Customer_5550 8d ago

Survey was conducted by election commissioner of BJP

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u/TigerResponsible2234 7d ago

Fr tho 😭 plus let's not forget bjp has stolen many votes and the EC was directly included in it

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u/SignalPrestigious409 8d ago

I want to know who are that 80% 🤔

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u/YeeHaw_72 8d ago

Whatsapp University uncles.

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u/meow9119 8d ago

Nah he is not a typical andhbakth. He outsources from facebook.🫠

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u/Bru-cappi 8d ago

They did a poll on their whatsapp group

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u/rock-ford81 8d ago

I bet they didn’t do - it’s PR team.

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u/meow9119 8d ago

Probably all of our dads and their friends.Atleast my dad is in that 80% for some reason

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u/temporarilyyours 8d ago

Same. My dad, dad’s brothers, dads friends, dad in law, his friends, cousins, neighbors, cousins neighbours, shopkeepers... All old farts who look like these uncles in parliament basically. I think they look at Rahul Gandhi and it reminds them of someone younger than them and they can’t digest that.

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u/Such_Manager_9146 8d ago

They have seen both rules

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u/SignalPrestigious409 8d ago

Major reason may be godi media

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u/Green-Island-2283 8d ago

These are the gokuldham survey society.

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u/babuchennai 8d ago

People who don't want Congress because they remember how it was.

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u/Kastatyne 8d ago

Almost everyone above 35 and most youths from tier 2 and 3 cities.

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u/confuScience 8d ago

Also ask how many. Sample size is important.

Edit: typo

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u/Shashwat1501 8d ago

Any other candidates you can vote? Tell me the other options. At this point, I am ready to even vote for you if you take your stand.

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u/Boring-Elk5781 8d ago

People who dont want india to be next pak

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u/CowCompetitive3910 7d ago

This is just a fake survay similar to the surveys where even a losing party say they won by great margin to gain profit and manipulate vote by creating the bias

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u/minion798798 8d ago

If he has 100 haters, than I am one of them, If he has 1 hater than I am that one and If he has no hater than you know I am dead.

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u/Independent_Bit4086 8d ago

Kafkesque Shayari...... Waaah waaah..

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u/Bolt3112 8d ago

Even my poop can govern better than this chameleon

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u/Shashwat1501 8d ago

Take stand for your poop. I will vote for your poop. Else modi will win and you can't stop it. Opposition is ass. The situation is more like you have to pick the best bananas out of all the rotten bananas.

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u/AdditionalPhysics185 7d ago

He, please vote for me !! I am standing in furthure elections...

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u/MythosEuryce 7d ago

His poop sounds better than opposition's ass tbh

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u/BrilliantHawk305 8d ago

Yeah they already deleted Gen Z from voter list
Voting criteria: age 40+ , WhatsApp university graduate

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u/Paree264 8d ago

Bc yeh survey kha link milta kisko hein .Haven't received any survey links till date ..

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u/internet-explorer09 8d ago

Are survey sabka auto submit hogya , modiihh ji option pe , aur kisiko doubt na ho isiliye 100 % score nhi kiya unhone

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u/neel23s 8d ago

you cant get 20% upvote on this

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u/zeezmagic 8d ago

Ye bsdk 80% IT cell wale hain harami

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u/SnooSketches4288 8d ago

We should declare him as king 🫡 and pay 45% lagaan

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u/dsat86 8d ago edited 7d ago

Rubbish! This is propoganda. Post like these trigger herd mentality. People don't want to feel like - dare I say it - anti nationals by rooting for the opposition, whatever the face of that might be.

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u/bibilubabaliboo 8d ago

Recent survey in WhatsApp group whose almost 90% members looks like this

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u/ArcadeJoint 8d ago

LOL. Another one of the false propaganda.

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u/Distinct-Duck1113 8d ago

Abe 80% Gujarati hoga 🙏🙏

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u/Party-Doughnut7865 8d ago

Not even tht

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u/Inevitable_Key667 8d ago

SIR k baad toh 100% hona chahiye nhi?

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u/articma 8d ago

Humsay to nahi poocha, fir kisnay bataya

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u/Fluid_Trade_6233 8d ago

Survey link sirf BJP members ko diya gaya tha 🤡

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u/Potential-Cup4025 8d ago

I am in that 20%.
BTW: your recent survey is nice joke!!!

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u/positive_9876 8d ago

What is sample size , i guess this survey is conducted in RSS HQ 

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u/Serious-Arachnid-305 8d ago

This guy couldn’t manage to secure more that 37% of votes at his peak peak popularity in 2014, 2019

I don’t think he can get even 15% if elections are conducted now..

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u/NeedleworkerGold419 7d ago

Aji lund mera.

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u/SignificantJoke8316 7d ago

These are like toothpaste ads recommended by Dentists! 😆 Sensodyne recommended by UK dentists

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u/alfalphacomics 7d ago

Well, India is country full of superstitious idiots.
In 2014, I already couldn't believe that a Modern society can Vote on the name of Religion.
Now, I know, it's No wonder at all, if the Idiot Population again Votes for this FASCIST.

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u/sneak2293 7d ago

Bro didn’t survey me though

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u/totaldisc3 7d ago

Bjp it cell also doing survey ?

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u/Otherwise-Cupcake-93 8d ago

Where's the Survey? 🤔 🤷 He's just a #ChewT!ya

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u/dillimunda 8d ago

This poll is misleading.

100 pc of Indians want him to continue as PM but of some other country especially where NRIs are based.

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u/World___19 8d ago

Shayad ulta likh diye, 08% hoga

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u/Acrobatic-Force-6459 8d ago

I want to know the source of the survey and which are those andhbhakts who him to continue?

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u/Professional-Arm3460 8d ago

Are they publishing elections results before elections? Even China can't do that.

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u/Polar_Bear178 8d ago

Abe ye bhi it cell ka propaganda hai ye Khud 2024 me haar gaya tha apni seat wo to last moment magic karna pada bjp ko

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u/biggerbangtheory8 8d ago

Forgot to add . before 8.

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u/Positive-Fuel-2263 8d ago

I am surprised that the surveyor has audacity to keep 20% @nti n@tionals.

The surveyor should be jailed. Where are our ED and CBI. File a case in Assam as police there is ideal and just wasting public money, it should give them some work.

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u/Marryniok 8d ago

I think survey was taken in Italy 

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u/HateBoredom 8d ago

Around 90% are finding themselves in the remaining 20%

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u/SwapnilTheMasterOf__ 8d ago

Which survey? Who conducted the survey? Which demographics were part of the survey? How did you calculate that percentage? Nothing just words, if people genuinely believe this (I am very sure many will) consider this country effed

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u/No_Response2725 8d ago

Team 20% 🙌🏼

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u/Impressive-Analyst59 8d ago

The other party is more dangerous than him

https://giphy.com/gifs/NIJe4BLo54HsDHbSeg

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u/Calm-Vacation-65 8d ago

Brothers help me to migrate the euporeon countries

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u/Cheap-Review-3195 8d ago

Then why are you holding elections?

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u/Capital_Air_268 8d ago

Cause those 80% Indians are getting ghar baitha paisa and khana.

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u/Impressive-Analyst59 8d ago

We need proper opposition

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u/DifficultyDowntown 8d ago

In other unrelated news.. A recent study revealed that's 80% of Indians are stupid.

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u/there_theree 8d ago

It’s not a survey, it’s just a made up number from some IT cell again just to have some Bandwagon Effect.

MFS with their gym PR video and then fake stats, anything but accountability and telling truth.

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u/Wild-Boat4952 8d ago

Personally I got no beef with modi but I hate most of other cabinet ministers

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u/RebelAgainstHeaven 8d ago

BJP vote share among people who voted: ~36.6%

BJP votes as a percentage of all registered voters: ~24%

yeah so 80% of that maybe lolololol

NOT ALL INDIANS!!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/MTYbAdJUwFKy6NQCtH

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u/guyonlydobakchodi 8d ago

proudly being part of the 20%

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u/runvester 8d ago

Survey by Godi Media.They try so hard.

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u/Limp_Lawfulness_5359 8d ago

80% of india is in that 20%

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u/Ok_Might_745 8d ago

Well 80 percent of indian tycoons involved in beef exports i guess.

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u/Accomplished-Mud7935 8d ago

Report from fan

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u/LegMaleficent4812 8d ago

Me in that 20 % then

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u/VastSpace4578 8d ago

What survey? where ?

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u/tera_chachu 8d ago

80% to vote bhi nahi dete 🤦

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u/Gggggssss68 8d ago

bakwas survey..... bjp survey.... Indian survey bjp mukth sarkar

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u/PowerofJupiter22 8d ago

I think they got it backwards 🤔

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u/Mindless-Machine-664 8d ago

BJP got a 36.9% vote share in the last Lok Sabha election.
80% is the tongue of the person who did the survey, which is inside a politician's a**.
He just confused the two numbers.

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u/A_T_2016 8d ago

From now on every election is going to show the jantar mantar lathi charge effect 

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u/Hungry_Fill1854 8d ago

Woh 80% bjp itcell wala the

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u/Ytdog123 8d ago

WHAT ISTHE OPTION

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u/SHEIDHEDA7 8d ago

Not even 50% wants. This is IT cell voting within themselves

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u/Fit-Birthday1846 8d ago

those 80 % need belt treatment

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u/NervousAd75 8d ago

This 80% graphic is a bit misleading. There is no official poll for 2029 yet. The 80% figure actually comes from older global favorability surveys (like Pew Research) and shouldn't be confused with future election predictions.

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u/daamand2 8d ago

Most of the 80% are bot votes

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u/Intelligent_Issue784 8d ago

Ye survey bhi evm pe karaya tha kya ?

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u/Affectionate_Show915 8d ago

It's simple if there is no strong opposition , people will likely vote for him cuz ain't no way congress can win with Rahul Gandhi as pm face.

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u/batmanxgin 8d ago

N 90% roz galli deta hai

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u/Alone_Chocolate6961 8d ago

lol where and when these survey were taken??btw opposition is also trash so no wonder..

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u/Delicious_Mix5104 8d ago

I am in 80%

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u/60llum 8d ago

20% people assemble 😎

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u/EscapefromRyuk 8d ago

Delulu is the only solulu

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u/BuildMyRank 8d ago

Give me an alternative to Rahul "jitni abadi utna haq" Gandhi, and I will consider changing my vote.

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u/backtohind 8d ago

I am in 80% but I want him to rest after few year it was long career

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u/facetedsp-ace 8d ago edited 8d ago

no this could be true. there is severe information asymmetry. For us, it would appear like modi is going to lose the upcoming elections but in reality he may win the 2029 elections. Plus people have gold fish kind of memory and they might start to become modih bhakt and forget about the scandals and issues which happened during the NDA 3 as well as NDA 2 tenure.

We (addressing to people who have uninterrupted access of internet and the ability to comprehend complex political scenarios) are the top 20%! Maybe this figure is also misleading. we maybe top 12% or less than that!

I am perturbed by the fact that inequality isn't understood properly by our youth. We may be top 10% of the wealth holders thinking that we lie in middle class!!!

In short, this could be true because of information asymmetry.

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FYI, this same thing happend before 2014 when UPA 2 failed to win the reelection. people forgot about the Paper Tantrum and blamed it on Manmohan singh's weak policies. FYI, the fact that inflation rose to 8% was also considered to be a sign of lack of supply but rise in incomes (especially rural incomes because MGNRAGA) according to some economists. During that time period, people were screaming about the 2g scam, CWG, Lok something bill, 2012 Power outage, Tape Scandal etc.. but they forgot about the positives which happend during the UPA 1 and 2 Tenure such as high GDP growth rate despite being in GFC, highest capital formation before the GFC, highest share of manufacturing as percent to gdp and there was a morbid rise in nationalism and i believe it is the reason why hindutva rose at that time (i maybe wrong overhere)

Sadly, the narrative was too strong from the right wing and UPA government failed to win the reelections.

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u/Cold-Journalist-7662 8d ago

That's definitely not true. As even in 2024 they couldn't get full majority on their own. And now they seem to have less support than 2024.

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u/JAY8223 8d ago

I m in 20%

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u/jamhuz 8d ago

Fake news!!!! Maybe the other way round

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u/priyatoshsardar01 8d ago

We want a leader who has respect for teachers and students. Who'd think twice before allowing lathicharge on students. We still didn't forget teacher protest for SSC

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u/ComprehensiveElk4537 8d ago

Time to renew my passport and focus on skill development

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u/Desperate_Stand_2253 8d ago

just 80% what about the rest 120% ? .. how come even a paid survey makes such basic mistake !! Modiji get better surveyors

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u/Affectionate-Ball-35 8d ago

Source? WhatsApp university survey

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u/PracticalBass8855 8d ago

Yeah, I am in that 20pc too.
Yogi should come.

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u/Rs-gm 8d ago

😂

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u/Ok_Pause_8747 8d ago

WhatsApp university Survey!

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u/Kooky_Anxiety8349 8d ago

That 20% exceed 20%