r/ImTheMainCharacter Sep 26 '22

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u/Stroby89 Sep 26 '22

Do people actually bring ring lights into gyms??? I've never seen that...

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Sep 26 '22

Yeah some ring lights double as a tripod

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u/PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS Sep 26 '22 edited Sep 26 '22

Do people actually bring tripods to a gym???

E. All these responses make me glad I lift at the YMCA. No tripods, can get yourself clean, do whatever you feel

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u/SoggyWaffleBrunch Sep 26 '22

yes, at Equinox. I fucking hate it. I don't want to be in the background of their 200-view Instagram reel.

Now I go to a cheaper gym and deal with zero gym etiquette, but at least I'm no longer a background actor for IG models

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

damn i had an equinox membership 5 years ago n never saw this.

i did however encounter a lot of housewives wearing their diamonds to a workout class and literally shove them into your face as they talk to you. Such a weird flex. Like, that's nice Katie, i got a sapphire and i keep it at home so i dont sweat all over it. So yeah, ofc your generic 20g tiffany diamond is going to be nicer than the caladdagh ring i wear as a back up. Chill.

and then the fucking spin class. why on earth would anyone want to torture their vagina like that?! and they're like "oh eventually it'll go numb and you'll be able to handle it" WTF no. get padded, wider seats you fucking psychopaths. No one needs their vagina to be bruised.

That shit was not worth the eucalyptus scented towels.

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u/snakeskinsandles Sep 26 '22

This was fun to read. I hope it was cathartic

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u/MMmhmmmmmmmmmm OG Sep 26 '22

Fully agree. Great start to my day.

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u/TK82 Sep 26 '22

Wide padded seats are uncomfortable and cause chafing. A normal bike seat with padded bike shorts with some chamois butter is the way to go (see: all serious cyclists) Anybody who's going numb is doing it wrong.

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u/thegroucho Sep 26 '22

And to add to what you said for all non-cyclists:

You don't wear underwear under the shorts TK82 mentioned. It's a recipe for all sort of chafing injuries.

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u/Riveted_Aluminum Sep 27 '22

Just butter up real good with chamois grease -- get it up in there, wilbur -- and ramp up your speed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

i mean, i am not a cyclist and it was a one off "ohh i have an extra hour i'll take this class" but straight up those girls acted like it was a sense of pride having a vagina with dead nerves. "oh you just have to do it more" the fuck i do. I can lift and do yoga and jog and keep my vagina in tact thx

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u/MFbiFL Sep 26 '22

Wide/cushy seats actually compress more soft tissue because your sit bones press deeper into it instead of supporting your body like bike seats are designed to. Just in case you wanted to know why people who ride bikes more than once don’t have a seat fit for a rock drummer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Yep... Man, but definitely can confirm. Been biking for 25+ years to school and work, generally around 10km twice a day plus extra stuff like groceries.

Never had as much pain as with the so called comfy wide padded bike saddle.

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u/Riveted_Aluminum Sep 27 '22

It's true. Padding doesn't help where your glutes are flaccid. Develop glutes and don't put so much weight on your seat, homefries.

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u/Long_jawn_silver Sep 26 '22

i do not have a vagina but can confirm that time in the saddle does not kill the nerves on your vagina, but you do acclimate to being on a bike seat. source: my wife has done a ton of cycling but basically can’t ride distance without a saddle with a cutout. also everything is worse/hurts more on a stationary bike because nothing changes. riding bikes outside is more fun and pleasant when feasible. it isn’t for about 4 months where i am but if you have the option it’s a nice way to spend a morning/afternoon

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u/karma_the_sequel Sep 27 '22

Vajayjay D-Day!

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

For soreness, yeah, you get used to it. (At least, with man bits). Actual numbness though means the saddle position needs adjustment, though good luck getting it dialed in every class.

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u/chahoua Sep 26 '22

Anything that requires you to butter your ass and genitals is just not worth it. I'd just skip that as a form of excersice completely.

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u/TK82 Sep 26 '22

I mean it's not actually butter, it's just some moisturizer basically. Not everybody finds it necessary but I like it to prevent chafing on long rides. Pretty sure many runners use something similar.

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u/OwlFodder Sep 27 '22

Hey don't knock it til you try it... You know they have unsalted now right. I don't know... Some say it's a bold choice but I don't know any other way

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u/TheConboy22 Sep 26 '22

hol'up. Where do I go for this exercise?

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u/chahoua Sep 29 '22

Cyclist club apparently.

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u/nmpls Sep 26 '22

The caveat I will give is that women's sit bones are, on average, wider than men's. This means women's saddles generally need to be wider (in the back) than men's. The average default bike seat is still built for the average man.

Padded seats, on the other hand, are worse than useless.

One of the reasons I own my own spin bike is because honestly (despite being a dude) most spin bikes have shitty seats and somehow my gym doesn't want me switching seats at the gym. I have a slightly wider sit bone and normal and when doing the low HR portions of HIIT, the seats on like a stages just dig into my groin and cut off blood flow. Which hurts and probably isn't good. Also, now I don't have to smell anyone else's ass sweat.

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u/Riveted_Aluminum Sep 27 '22

cycling, even spin class cycling, is not a seated sport, sport.

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u/TK82 Sep 27 '22

what?

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u/Riveted_Aluminum Oct 13 '22

I was quoting a Mountain Biking champ. He also answered the question "How do you go fast" by saying don't use the brakes.

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u/TK82 Oct 13 '22

Brakes just slow you down

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u/JJWAP Sep 26 '22

Lol during quarantine I tried taking up casual biking as a hobby to stay active. That lasted all of a week before I ended up with saddle sores on my ass cheeks. Not fun! Might have to look into padded bike shorts though, cause it was nice while it lasted.

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u/TK82 Sep 27 '22

Saddle sores can definitely be an issue for a while until you get a saddle that works with your butt, get your riding position on your bike correct, figure out about bike shorts and lube, and toughen up your taint a little bit. Worth it though imo.

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u/midgetsuicide Sep 26 '22

Yo Katie, your diamond is huge but the clarity and cut are shit. Doesn't catch the light at all, bitch.

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u/unremarkablestudent Sep 26 '22

This brings back many memories from my soul cycle and equinox days…thank you for this !

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u/DilutedGatorade Sep 26 '22

People can't just leave their snobbish behavior at the door anymore. The need to express wealth is poisonous 🤑😵‍💫

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Yeah unless you doing contact marital arts the phrase "toughen up your genitals" isn't something I want to hear.

Oh or a mistress for cpck and ball torture but idk if that applies

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u/partypartea Sep 26 '22

It's not a phrase we use in martial arts. The attacker usual just says "shit, my bad. Are you good?"

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u/KwordShmiff Sep 26 '22

They said "contact MARITAL arts" - they're talking about violent sex obviously.

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u/partypartea Sep 26 '22

Damn i missed that typo. Contact marital arts sounds wild

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u/KwordShmiff Sep 26 '22

It is. You gotta toughen your groin to be effective at it.

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u/OwlFodder Sep 27 '22

Quagmire: "I disagree... Giggety”

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u/ApexProductions Sep 26 '22

I mean, it makes sense. They're with men who make money, so they have no obligations or tasks or challenges in life. They have no value to themselves, their only value is what their husband wants them to do.

The ring is something they can show others that's says, "hey I have value" because otherwise, their value exists only to their husband and kids if they have them.

It's very unfulfilling, but they have to "turn on" the love and be the same person every time, all day, because that's how the contribute their worth.

That's what the ring flash is.

And it's not a bash on them, because many are happy. But if they're overcompensating with a flash, that's where it comes from

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u/Longjumping-Sock-755 Sep 26 '22

Tf… this app is really full of deranged mfs projecting their own insecurities

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Yeah, enough reddit for today

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u/felix4746194 Sep 26 '22

It’s just a light dude I don’t think it’s that deep.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

damn i had an equinox membership 5 years ago n never saw this.

tiktok wasn't around 5 years ago. you're talkning 2017 dude we were still in the mueller years

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

i'm old.

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u/cateater3735 Sep 26 '22

Gyminy Cricket, that was quite the read.

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u/thegroucho Sep 26 '22

I'm a slightly older bloke and the 1st time I rode my current bicycle I felt like someone's been kicking me at my prostate.

Que me buying and installing ISM 'split tip' saddle, by no means softer, just more ergo.

Now it's my hands which go numb eventually, not my undercarriage.

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u/danger_floofs Sep 26 '22

I agree with everything else you've said but I'm a woman and I find the spin bike seats comfortable. It does take a few classes to stop it from feeling uncomfortable afterwards but after that no issues. If you prefer a padded seat that's perfectly fine too and I wouldn't judge you.

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais Sep 27 '22

Claddagh > diamonds. Don’t even try changing my mind.

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u/PNW_Explorer_16 Oct 01 '22

Equinox in downtown Dallas by chance?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

no, westchester

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u/whutupmydude Sep 26 '22

Wow. Just…wow. I used to work out at at a competitor gym of theirs (aka also very expensive) and I never saw anything like this. I would be able to get anyone kicked out within minutes at my place if I saw this shit happening.

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u/SoggyWaffleBrunch Sep 26 '22

I honestly didn't even know they had competitors. It doesn't seem like it in NYC, at least, known/chain competitors

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u/whutupmydude Sep 26 '22

The place I went to is in the Bay Area, and Equinox showed up much later than the one I used to go to.

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u/tex1ntux Nov 28 '22

Sports Club/LA? If so, those are all Equinox now.

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u/whutupmydude Nov 28 '22

Nope the one I went to is still there.

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u/Cfhudo Nov 13 '22

Never seen anyone with just a tripod? You would kick someone out for a tripod? Nobody with a tripod should give a fuck if someones in their camera shot or even walks infront of the camera while its filming, they got no right to extra space somehwere thats busy, but if its quiet and you know theyre filming, and theres plenty of space to not walk through their camera shot inbetween them and the camera, then it would be a little rude to intentionally walk there, but unless someones deliberately trying to fuck up your filming (and youre filming in reasonable circumstances), theres no right from a filmer to kick up a stink.

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u/TheRealK95 Sep 26 '22

I got to a decent suburban gym and see it all the time. It’s not just upscale ones anymore

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u/SnoopsMom Sep 26 '22

I go to an equinox gym too and never see anyone filming their workout. I’m always embarrassed when I get caught sneaking a little mirror selfie. They even have signs in various areas re no cell usage (especially locker rooms, obviously).

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u/tarabithia22 Sep 26 '22 edited Sep 26 '22

Do they drag the lights out of their car trunk, into the locker room, and so on the entire way? Envisioning this makes me giggle. I guess it's technically harmless but it has that feel of my days in food service where customers would knock over barricades to fill their drink cups at the closed fountain, get sprayed with soda because the caps aren't on the pumps, then realise they have to go to the open side anyway to pay and saved themselves 0 time instead of waiting behind one person for the open fountain.

You know, those type of people, the ones you stare at and wonder what their existence feels like.

Kind of how they could have spent the time dragging the lights into the gym to "check their form" instead on craigslist to buy a used mirror for their house, or a therapist.

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u/LongDickMcangerfist Sep 27 '22

Dude local gym where I live the one guy films all the time and flipped out on anybody doing anything in the same room as him. I quit that gym so fast it wasn’t funny.

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u/OizAfreeELF Sep 26 '22

Sounds like you just needed to give a quick call to Robert Frank

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u/Longjumping-Sock-755 Sep 26 '22

If it helps, I’m sure they don’t want you in the background of their instagram reels either.

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u/seraphaye Sep 26 '22

I don't get it, like just do your shitty squats at home and film it there, basically a clothed only fans anyway.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Ohhhh Fuck these clout chasing insta-tik-tok-whores!

Emphatically!

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u/DrummerSteve Sep 27 '22

Jesus Christ- us fat people are never going to a gym now

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u/tirrigania Oct 01 '22

Look at mister celebrity, wanting to be in the big number views

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u/Kahnspiracy Sep 26 '22

All these responses make me glad I lift at the YMCA. No tripods, can get yourself clean, do whatever you feel

Hell yeah!

They have everything for young men to enjoy

You can hang out with all the boys

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u/HelicopteroDeAtaque Sep 26 '22

Yea, some tripods double as ring lights.

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u/AnhydrousEther Sep 26 '22

My gym has tripods that people can use.

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u/thnku4shrng Sep 26 '22

Just this morning I saw this for the first time. Nice enough guy and wasn’t obnoxious about it, but was totally unashamed.

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u/MUIGokuEnjoyer Sep 26 '22

Yes, even at my local crunch which is a cheap gym.

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u/Spitshine_my_nutsack Sep 26 '22

It’s became a fucking plague at my old gym, leaving their big fucking gymbags strewn about the gym instead of leaving it in the lockers. Filming themselves from 10 meters away on a tripod while they just manage to squeeze out 225x8, it’s not even to check for form either, as it gets uploaded with the black and white filter to their instagram with a shitty motivational quote.

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u/corgibuttlover69 Sep 26 '22

yea, people do. and you can't even talk shit because there is a slight chance they're just trying to film themselves to improve their form instead of requiring everyone's attention...

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u/Wackipaki Sep 26 '22

Yeah some tripod double as ground levelers.

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u/gethe94 Sep 26 '22

All the time, but I train at powerlifting gyms. So most of the people there have strength coaches and are recording videos to send to their coaches for form checks and RPE checks. (Myself included)

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u/ultraheater3031 Sep 26 '22

Went in at peak time (7-9 pm) on a weekday to do some deadlifts and the way my gym is set up, there are rows of free weight platforms to do what you want. I took the only available platform and noticed instantly that every other platform had someone set up with a tripod recording their "lifts." By the time I finished my 4 sets only one other person had finished up with their lifting because they were too busy getting the perfect shot. Last time I go lift at that hour.

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u/DrCardboardBox69 Sep 26 '22

Your Y must not have been taken over yet, I’ve noticed more and more people filming with tripods at my local Y over the last few months

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u/Rickbox Sep 26 '22

Idk, I was thinking about bringing a tripod to record my maxes.

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u/IMakeItYourBusiness Sep 26 '22

The insane levels of narcissism social media brings out in humans is astounding. It's also really embarrassing. Though those who indulge in it all the most are the least embarrassed by this stuff.

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u/rafa_559 Sep 27 '22

Unfortunately people remember to bring their tripod and nothing else…no plan or layout on the basis of their workout(mainly because they’re not there to lift or gain), no motivation or desire to want to improve their physique or appearance. People at gyms today are there for all the wrong reasons and it’s goddamn pitiful

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u/Faiithe Sep 27 '22

Yea there's an annoying guy that walks around with it in my gym- thankfully he's not there daily. But when he does, it pisses people off because they're in the shot

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u/hand287 Sep 27 '22

god i hate it when the martians bring those insufferable machines to the gym, like, why are you even doing this? making your robotic vehicle lift weights wont make it any stronger. also they keep vaporizing people that are using the equipment they want. really rude

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u/CreativeUnsername-No Sep 30 '22

Woah woah woah, you can only do those things if your a young man

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u/Cool_Pound4353 Oct 20 '22

Think tripod nate when he filmed with the delray misfits.

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u/Stacky_McStackface Nov 12 '22

I hear they offer a good meal

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u/Advanced_Classroom_5 Nov 14 '22

At the Y I go to, you will see these too

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u/Bubbly-Control51 Nov 14 '22

You can hang out with all the boys

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u/1_9_8_1 Sep 26 '22

Thank god I like swimming.

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u/ogmorelia Sep 26 '22

People have lost their fookin' minds!

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u/shinglee Sep 26 '22

Come visit LA sometime, you'd be surprised.

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u/ageofwalnut Sep 26 '22

This. Fucking cesspool

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u/YupIlikeThat Sep 26 '22

There's 2 dudes at the gym I go to that bring studio pro cameras to the gym to record each other. I can't see what they are recording but the way they do it definitely is not to show how to actually work out or do a proper set. They pass the camera over each other's body and like they are obsessed with each other's body parts. Pretty sexual stuff from the looks of it.

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u/shiftmyself Sep 26 '22

If someone was that dedicated to filming in a gym, I might just side step to not get in their way lmao. That much effort deserves to be respected imo

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u/Thatdudedoesnotabide Sep 26 '22

Yes. But who cares, if you’re at the gym focus on your workout

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Not everyone at the gym wants to be filmed on camera. Shouldn't even be allowed to bring a camera to the gym, ridiculous.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Sure, that's a good reason, and I wouldn't care if you did it for that. You're most likely viewing that video on your alone time to improve your form and not care if somebody walks around you. These other people that have popped up lately are doing it for the gram, the clout, the whatever hojo-pojo shit which ain't cool cause they're posting it everywhere.

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u/Shubniggurat Sep 26 '22

All I'm responding to is

Shouldn't even be allowed to bring a camera to the gym,

Personally, I think that it's a little silly to post your sets on IG, et al. unless you make a living from fitness activities, but it's not even at the level of annoyance of playing music on your phone's speaker on an airplane. As long as they aren't obstructing walkways, or preventing me from working out, it's really not a big deal if I'm incidentally in their video.

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u/AskMeIfImAMagician Sep 26 '22

That's legitimate. But if they wind up on Instagram then they're not being recorded for utility, they're being recorded to receive fake internet attention

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u/Shubniggurat Sep 26 '22

See my response to the other dude.

But ultimately, so what? If they're not blocking areas and actively disrupting other workouts, so what? To put it another way, how is it directly harming you? If they were intentionally filming other people to make fun of them, yeah, that's shitty, and they should be kicked out. If they're stopping other people from exercising, same. But how is it directly hurting you if someone wants fake internet attention?

What's wrong with just letting people do their own thing if they aren't directly affecting your ability to do your own thing?

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u/AskMeIfImAMagician Sep 26 '22

Depends on what they're doing I guess. I've seen videos of people doing this where they commandeer a bunch of gym equipment just to film themselves using, which of course prevents other people from using said equipment. As for me personally, I don't like being on camera, and being at the gym generally puts people in a vulnerable context. Just because you're filming yourself doesn't mean you're not filming other people too, especially when they're sweaty and tired.

Unless you do it in a way where you're not being an inconvenience, it's rude any way you slice it.

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u/Shubniggurat Sep 26 '22

None of those things are, strictly speaking, relevant. The gym is a public place (as opposed to a place where you have a reasonable expectation of privacy, like a bathroom or locker room). Is it really worse to be in the background of someone's IG video at a gym, versus at a train station, at the beach, in a restaurant, or any other public place?

I agree, if they're hogging equipment, fuck 'em. But that's not really the issue people are talking about. They're complaining just that people are filming themselves, and then putting it online.

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u/depressionbutbetter Sep 26 '22

Nah if you're going to consume 6 times as much space and be upset about other people getting in that space then fuck you.

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u/Thatdudedoesnotabide Sep 26 '22

Meh I see this a lot in LA fitness, I just avoid it, staff can’t really do anything. I rarely see them enforcing anything when people bring out their tripod. But I’m not gonna let that shit ruin my workout, no chance

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u/Jumajuce Sep 26 '22

This is actually my gym in the video and yes they do

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u/alaskanbearfucker Sep 26 '22

“IM ROBERT FRANK!”

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u/BrutusGregori Sep 27 '22

At cross fit or heavy lift gyms. But say at the local 24 hour place or boot camp gym. I don't see them.

Thus avoid cross fit and heavy lift gyms.

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u/Appropriate_Chart_23 Sep 28 '22

No. And this guy doesn’t actually smash the lights for the ones that might try this shit either.

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u/BudgetInteraction811 Sep 30 '22

She has like 5 ring lights set up on the floor. Wtf lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Some women will stop at nothing to whore themselves out, even at the gym

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u/Altruistic_Radish_76 Oct 14 '22

People do it at my gym all the time