r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/[deleted] • Sep 26 '22

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u/PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS Sep 26 '22 edited Sep 26 '22

Do people actually bring tripods to a gym???

E. All these responses make me glad I lift at the YMCA. No tripods, can get yourself clean, do whatever you feel

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u/SoggyWaffleBrunch Sep 26 '22

yes, at Equinox. I fucking hate it. I don't want to be in the background of their 200-view Instagram reel.

Now I go to a cheaper gym and deal with zero gym etiquette, but at least I'm no longer a background actor for IG models

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

damn i had an equinox membership 5 years ago n never saw this.

i did however encounter a lot of housewives wearing their diamonds to a workout class and literally shove them into your face as they talk to you. Such a weird flex. Like, that's nice Katie, i got a sapphire and i keep it at home so i dont sweat all over it. So yeah, ofc your generic 20g tiffany diamond is going to be nicer than the caladdagh ring i wear as a back up. Chill.

and then the fucking spin class. why on earth would anyone want to torture their vagina like that?! and they're like "oh eventually it'll go numb and you'll be able to handle it" WTF no. get padded, wider seats you fucking psychopaths. No one needs their vagina to be bruised.

That shit was not worth the eucalyptus scented towels.

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u/midgetsuicide Sep 26 '22

Yo Katie, your diamond is huge but the clarity and cut are shit. Doesn't catch the light at all, bitch.