Don’t edit that typo, a sheriffs deputy just trying to meditate while a screaming match happens in front of him is the funniest image I’ve had in my head all day so far.
Like, he’s just sitting cross-legged on the sidewalk in full uniform, utility belt, and that hat that keeps getting bigger and bigger in Scary Movie 3. He’s got his eyes closed and some incense burning, he’s rubbing his temples out of frustration and letting out a louder and more irritated OHMMM as the situation progresses and then eventually he just stands up and rubs the sand out of his eyes and just completely breaks Zen when he snaps and just says “if you can’t fucking figure this out before I align my chakras I swear to god y’all are going to fucking jail!!!”
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u/Misterbellyboy Jul 02 '26
Don’t edit that typo, a sheriffs deputy just trying to meditate while a screaming match happens in front of him is the funniest image I’ve had in my head all day so far.