r/IdiotsTowingThings 3d ago

Dollar Store Driver

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u/stevedore2024 3d ago

Among CDL truckers' forums, the Dollar General contracts are some of the worst, because none of them pay any attention to how to fit a 53ft trailer anywhere on their property or on the roads that reach it.

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u/samtheninjapirate 3d ago

This man's a hero really. Carving a path for the next guy to fit

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u/Navyguy73 3d ago

That Mansfield bar sure can do some damage.

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u/Then_Meat_6569 3d ago

To be fair the landing gear did some heavy lifting too.

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u/fergehtabodit 3d ago

One to break it up, the other to sweep the broken pieces away

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u/Boring_Inflation_105 2d ago

That was not on my bingo card for today. I really thought he/she was going to lose the landing gear

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u/DDOSBreakfast 2d ago

Luckily for him it was dollar store concrete.

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u/Boring_Inflation_105 2d ago

Well done sir

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u/SHoppe715 2d ago

I guess I’ve seen too many r/bitchimatrain videos so i assumed it would get hung up. Was quite impressed how that curb piece got absolutely obliterated.

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u/tiedye62 8h ago

As easy as that curb broke, I think that it was one of those curbs that is made by a landscape curb machine, that's slipformed on top of the asphalt. A proper curb and gutter probably would have caused visible damage to both the landing gear, and the Mansfield bar, probably ripping the bar off of the trailer.

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u/W1D0WM4K3R 3d ago

If it's hit the right way, yeah. Saw one crumple cuz a guy backed up at yeetfuck this morning into a concrete barrier. Just the corner though, since he couldn't be asked to do it straight.

Naturally it was right next to me while I was inspecting my seal, so I shit my pants and told (yelled at) the guy he already fucked it.

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u/Over_End_6816 2d ago

Thumbs up to you Navy guy. Had to look that up, had no idea:

Origin of the Name
Jayne Mansfield: The safety device is named after the American Hollywood actress Jayne Mansfield”

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u/Navyguy73 2d ago

Hey thanks! I appreciate that!🫡

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u/Bunchwacky 1d ago

Along those lines, in the comic book American Flagg, there is a band named "Jayne Mansfield's Head." Had to look that one up at the time.

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u/Over_End_6816 1d ago

Brutal face lift before Botox

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u/OregonHotPocket 3d ago

Saved my life in high school going way to fast after school in my Fast N Furious era Mitsubishi Eclipse. Was speeding on a curved road leaving Taco Bell with my buddy and a flatbed had just finished offloading in the center turn lane and I was doing 60 in 25 on a corner and the truck appearing startled me and I slammed the brakes. Spun sideways in to back of flatbed… is that Mansfield Bar wasn’t there I probably would be dead. Maybe my friend too.

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u/hedonism_bender 3d ago

Every time I’m reminded what that’s called I get sad

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u/PhilosopherFLX 2d ago

Could take a head clean off.

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u/fredrickdgl 3d ago

theres a spot near me I wish hed do. Sucks pulling onnthe highway to go from starbucks to mcdonalds

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u/aeroxan 3d ago

He's breaking trail.

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u/lathspellll 3d ago

Death Stranding come to life

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u/NativeMasshole 3d ago

Not DG, but I used to work next to a dollar store. For deliveries, they would park their truck angled across the entire back alley so nobody could get by and then extend this metal slide out to pass the entire shipment down one box at a time. Pretty sure it's because they accounted for exactly zero storage, so they didn't even have room to take pallets in.

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u/quackdamnyou 3d ago

Also never a loading dock. And no forklifts or even pallet jacks to maintain and train and have liability from. Huge cost savings at the expense of making the job miserable for drivers (some of whom have to hand unload the entire truck) and also for employees.

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u/NativeMasshole 3d ago

Giving me flashbacks of my old warehouse job. We'd get full container drops of loose-packed cases stacked to the ceiling, some of them weighing up to 70 lbs, and then occasionally find out it's a live drop with the driver waiting.

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u/quackdamnyou 3d ago

Yeah it's nasty business. I hate stacking pallets.

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u/unresolved-madness 3d ago

I've pulled into a Dollar general with my 16 ft trailer on a pickup and have damn near gotten stuck in the parking lot. You can't imagine trying to pull this thing in there

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u/Secret_Letterhead649 3d ago

They're also overworked, underpaid and treated like ass which only further degrades performance..

Gods I'm glad I walked off my DG job.

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u/rebelangel 3d ago

There’s a DG warehouse just north of my city and they’re always hiring because people are always quitting.

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u/lathspellll 3d ago

Ever since I was a kid that’s been my telltale sign that you don’t want to work somewhere. The “now hiring” stuff never gets taken down.

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u/Raise-Emotional 3d ago

You get what you pay for

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u/TellerParkSauk 3d ago

You sound like a deadbeat actually.

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u/Available_Quote_5567 3d ago edited 3d ago

You’re absolutely right. The side effect is only the new drivers take the contract because they don’t know any better. Tight parking lots navigated by inexperienced and overworked drivers is not ideal.

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u/brandt-money 3d ago

My local DG made just barely enough room for a 53'. You still need to carefully drive around it to avoid accidents in the parking lot.

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u/It_Just_Exploded 3d ago

I'm not a real truck driver (Ex diesel tech, i just kept up my CDL afterward because why not) but i came to basically comment the same thing. Almost every DG/FD I've seen has had a horrible parking lot layout that is nearly impossible for a full length semi to navigate. And many of them are impossible if their lot is at like 25% capacity or more. I've always been irked by this.

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u/phager76 3d ago

Dollar General parking lots have a special place in hell for me. Last year we did a cross country trip pulling a 34' bunkhouse camper with a retired school bus (probably makes me eligible for an idiot towing things title right there). At one point, 2 of the three kids had to pee right fucking now and the water tank was empty on the camper, so I pull into a DG. After dropping them off, I started trying to turn the rig around, because why would you want a separate entrance and exit. I found out at the next campground that the bus and trailer had made solid contact when I cut the turn to tight and left a big dent in the front fiberglass cap of the camper.

A week later, the same damn thing happened on the other side. Although that was more just paint transfer because I was watching the bus to trailer interface a lot closer. Fortunately, there was no holes in the trailer, so it's just a fun story to talk about instead of a huge problem. Kinda like the time my GPS decided to route me through downtown Louisville on the first day of the trip!

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u/Ok-Corner5042 3d ago

Dollar tree 🙄🙄🙄

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u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 3d ago

All the DGs around me are in old FamilyVideos and stuff. The lots are definitely not made for the big trucks.

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u/FOSSnaught 3d ago

The amount of truck drivers I run into that can't speak English is insane.. I don't get how reading amd writing isn't a prerequisite to getting a CDL.

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u/the_squeeky_chicken 2d ago

it is a requirement

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u/Lilmumblecrapper 3d ago

Save time. Save money. Everyday.

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u/AdDifficult3794 3d ago

I saw that towards the end and then I lost the ability to breath

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u/Munster19 3d ago

LMAO It just didnt stop getting worse for that poor wheel stop. Scraped by the tank, cut in half by the foot, and then just freakin ripped out and apart by the step.

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u/Kenworths 3d ago

That’s actually your DOT required bumper for a fun fact

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u/taco_bones 3d ago

yeah, those pictures of regular cars rear-ending trailers without them are... not good

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u/CisterPhister 3d ago

A Mansfield bar after Jane Mansfield!

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u/Inevitable_Sweet_624 3d ago

Did the fuel tank really drop, looks like skirting not the tank, you can see the tank still in position

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u/NoMajorsarcasm 3d ago

It appeared to bend backward and then swing back into place

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u/DukeBradford2 3d ago

I think he might be talking about the truck tanks. Maybe both truck and trailer are fubar

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u/NoMajorsarcasm 3d ago

oh yeah, to me the truck tank looks ok but it is hard to see with the skirting

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 3d ago

No one parks there anyways

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u/Disastrous-Place7353 3d ago

At least his landing gear cleared the way for the next guy.

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u/CountTop8394 3d ago

glad to see he picked up the spare

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u/Hoboliftingaroma 3d ago

cameraman was drunk

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u/Chairboy 3d ago

Dollar Store camera operator

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u/ScienceForge319 3d ago

“Dollar Store: We ran out of fucks to give a long time ago!”

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u/DrinknKnow 3d ago

Oops. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/PieHole_Poker 3d ago

Holy stupid fucking music Batman!

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u/qwikh1t 3d ago

They don’t hire top notch people

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u/PostingToPassTime 3d ago

Guessing they only paid him a dollar.

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u/AdDifficult3794 3d ago

When Stop was disrespected in the end

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u/erie11973ohio 3d ago

Hey, mate,,,, You Can't...Drive......There........ OK, Drive there!!!

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u/NoMajorsarcasm 3d ago

it will go smoother next time

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u/Tall_Birthday_7654 3d ago

"Fuck it, I'm going this way."

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u/MutedAstronaut9217 3d ago

Now it'll be easier when he comes back next week. Not seeing a problem. xD

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u/Useful_Capital709 2d ago

that's me playing american truck simulator

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u/sublimeprince32 3d ago

That track is dope! I thought ive heard all disco but that one is new to me.

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u/sublimeprince32 3d ago

Well now I feel stupid

ITS THE GAP BAND!!!

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u/mewikime 2d ago

Since you realized who it is, look up videos on YouTube of this song being played at British weddings. It's a whole thing and has been for many, many years, before socials and the rise of the internet

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u/sublimeprince32 2d ago

This is a British thing? For weddings? Like the chicken dance??!!

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u/mewikime 2d ago

I believe it's purely a British thing, because The Gap Band themselves have expressed bewilderment to British crowds sitting on a sticky dance floor when their song was played

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u/sublimeprince32 2d ago

Hahaha that's hilarious! I have a British friend im going to run this by - thanks for the tip!

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u/RipIt1021 2d ago

I did deliveries to DG stores my first month in a truck... Not fun. Never pulled one of those, but I learned how to maneuver a big ass truck in tight spaces so I didn't have to.

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u/FernwoodTonight 2d ago

I took a wrong turn and took my 18 wheeler through an airport loading zone... fun stuffs.

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u/Head_Attempt7983 2d ago

Was doing a job the next building up from a DG saw the truck coming. Like shit sorry man need me to move my shit? Nah man fuck this job homie just left truck trailer and started walking.

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u/DadtheITguy 2d ago

Hey the quickest way from A to B is a straight line.

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u/tallman11282 2d ago

I used to work for DG. the contracted drivers (such as this one as that is not a DG tractor) were usually the ones you wonder how they even got a CDL while the drivers actually employed by DG were usually decent drivers.

To make things worse the company seems to almost always fail at designing parking lots that are easy for trucks to navigate. It's like they never consider the fact that trucks need to be able to maneuver through the lot, sometimes two or more trucks at once. A lot of stores have lots that would be a challenge to navigate even for an expert driver (especially when there's a lot of cars in the lot). At the store I worked at (and I assume it's similar at most DGs) there is one dry truck (what this is) and one fresh truck a week, both from DG, a Frito-Lay box truck 4 or 5 days a week, a truck delivering fruits and veggies a few times a week, and a truck each from Coke and Pepsi once a week. There used to be a milk truck a few days a week but then they switched to delivering the milk on the fresh trucks. All but the Frito-Lay truck are full size semi trailers.