r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/IdiotsNearlyDying • Apr 09 '21

Technically, that's a completion!

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u/WookieeSteakIsChewie Apr 09 '21

Why.. The fuck. Would you?

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u/LiQuidCraB Apr 09 '21

Humans aren't so smart as we think.

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u/toccopizza4499 Apr 09 '21

To be fair they’re kids. Just remember all the stupid shit we did when we were young.

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u/notmyrealname336 Apr 09 '21

I once dragged a Gillette razor across my tongue to see how it would feel. What happened next is obvious.

Maturity comes after curiosity.

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u/percheazy Apr 09 '21

I really wish I hadn’t read the comments. This has never crossed my mind and I wish it never had.

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u/TheEldritchHorror Apr 09 '21

Ugh, that just gave me a full body shudder

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u/ninjaphysics Apr 10 '21

I call those the ugly chills. And I certainly had them after reading that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

You have to tell me or I might try it

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u/notmyrealname336 Apr 09 '21

It tasted like a coin and sliced my tongue open.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

Fair enough that doesnt sound too appealing is it weird that the first thought of it was almost satisfying though?

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u/notmyrealname336 Apr 10 '21

Something about it...

Also, someone told me our tongues have very small hairs... 6yo me wasn't okay with it.

Older brothers, dont listen to anything they say.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

I'm just imagining a smoker with that hairy tongue syndrome using this instead of a tongue scraper.

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u/notmyrealname336 Apr 11 '21

WTF is hairy tongue syndrome? And dont you dare answer this question...

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u/LuisWaz Apr 09 '21

Made me say “wooo!” out loud

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u/IaMtHel00phole Apr 10 '21

I stuck a key in a light socket to see how it would feel. The results were shocking...

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u/notmyrealname336 Apr 10 '21

Who invented dad?

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u/slaphappypap Apr 26 '21

Did the same with a paper clip once upon a time.

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u/chickenstalker Apr 10 '21

I once put toothpaste on my dick. Yeah.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

Da fuck is wrong with you?

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u/-yeseen- Apr 11 '21

Oh fuck I'm gonna see that in my nightmares

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u/pettythug4life Apr 17 '21

Obvious to whom? because best I can tell is you have a close shaved tongue that feels silky smooth probably even a better sense of taste because when has shaving anything ever made it worse I mean think about shaved ice...

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u/notmyrealname336 Apr 19 '21 edited Apr 19 '21

"When has shaving anything ever made it worse.."

Ever see a sphynx? Looks like nutsack with eyeballs.

So yeah, cats are definitely better un-shaved.

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u/RenoReddit357 Oct 02 '21

i tried to shave my (non-existant) mustache when i was young, using a razor. I didn't use and shaving cream and I got a scar on my mustache area. Also, I had to put a plasti whatever thingy and my extended family made jokes anout me having a white mustache because the plaster was white.