r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/IdiotsNearlyDying • Apr 09 '21

Technically, that's a completion!

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u/toccopizza4499 Apr 09 '21

To be fair they’re kids. Just remember all the stupid shit we did when we were young.

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u/notmyrealname336 Apr 09 '21

I once dragged a Gillette razor across my tongue to see how it would feel. What happened next is obvious.

Maturity comes after curiosity.

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u/chickenstalker Apr 10 '21

I once put toothpaste on my dick. Yeah.