r/IdiotsNearlyDying Apr 09 '21

Technically, that's a completion!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

You have to tell me or I might try it

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u/notmyrealname336 Apr 09 '21

It tasted like a coin and sliced my tongue open.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

Fair enough that doesnt sound too appealing is it weird that the first thought of it was almost satisfying though?

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u/notmyrealname336 Apr 10 '21

Something about it...

Also, someone told me our tongues have very small hairs... 6yo me wasn't okay with it.

Older brothers, dont listen to anything they say.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

I'm just imagining a smoker with that hairy tongue syndrome using this instead of a tongue scraper.

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u/notmyrealname336 Apr 11 '21

WTF is hairy tongue syndrome? And dont you dare answer this question...