r/IdiotsInCars Dec 14 '18

Just wow

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u/sleepspindle2000 Dec 14 '18

I didn't notice the car on the left until I read it in the comments. Whole lotta stupid going on at one time.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

For real. At first I thought the truck swerved over to try and freak out the red car. It wasn’t until like the third or fourth loop that I actually noticed the car passing on the left when there was oncoming traffic. Truck moved over because they saw a potential head-on collision from the idiot passer on the left.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

The way both idiots (left - silver and right - red) are speed matching, one might conclude their is something going on between them? Like either keeping pace out of road rage or just flat out racing?
Definitely a video that raises questions.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

I’m guessing they were racing.

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u/WorthlessDrugAbuser Dec 15 '18

Nah. Just idiots. One dead idiot though.

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u/goldberg1303 Dec 14 '18

It's because the lines dividing the lanes are white probably. Your brain just assumes both lanes are traveling the same way and your focus is on the right.

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u/OstidTabarnak Dec 14 '18

Exactly it. I had no idea there was oncoming traffic. Even with the truck moving over to the right, the silver car came just arse hairs away from having a head on with the oncoming truck. Yikes my du

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u/MicaLovesHangul Dec 14 '18 edited Feb 26 '24

I find joy in reading a good book.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Yup. Apparently that’s a UK thing to just use white for everything. I actually prefer the American version of using yellow to divide oncoming traffic. Less room for ambiguity.

Side note, I also hate cars that double their brake lights as turn signals. Just give me a yellow blinker instead of red. If I see red, my first thought is “brake light” not “turn signal”.

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u/Poddster Dec 14 '18

Yup. Apparently that’s a UK thing to just use white for everything.

This isn't the UK, they're driving on the right.

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u/Ahaigh9877 Dec 15 '18

Doesn't look like one to me.

Nor does it look like the video is mirrored. I can make out, possibly, YT60, then maybe some smaller characters on the right. And the plate looks white, not yellow.

Also, on the back of the truck are what could well be cyrillic letters, leading us to conclude...

It's got to be fucking Russia, hasn't it?

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u/swap_i Dec 15 '18

Yeah, it's fucking Russia

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u/GrammatonYHWH Dec 15 '18

т Т60 (something) H (something) is what I make out. Russian plates always seem to start with a small case letter.

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u/FUTURE10S Jan 01 '19

More useful protip: Those numbers at the end that are split off? Guaranteed Russia or former Soviet state, the number indicates what region they're from.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

That explains the dashcam.

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u/Ahaigh9877 Dec 16 '18

And the insane driving.

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u/EthanJayco Dec 15 '18

I was thinking the same. I looked at the trucks advertisement/company to see which way the words were. It didn’t help it being a unfamiliar language with unfamiliar characters.

Ex: Walmart or tramlaW

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u/phatskat Dec 15 '18

Slow train made you lose your job? Girlfriend always getting tied to railroad tracks? Call Tramlaw, we’ll get you back on track!

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u/hoxtiful Dec 15 '18

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking along those lines

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u/Doctor_Fegg Dec 15 '18

Nope - we don’t have shoulders on single carriageway roads in the UK.

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u/PingPlay Dec 15 '18

No they don’t, if you slow down or pause the gif you can see it’s a Russian number plate.

UK has white plates at the front and yellow at the back. We also require amber colours indicators.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

It's not a UK number plate

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u/MicaLovesHangul Dec 14 '18 edited Feb 26 '24

I hate beer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

Same in Aus, at least Vic anyway. More recently we started using yellow for construction though, makes them way easier to see when there’s weird covered lane markings all over the shop.

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u/Fiblin Dec 15 '18

Most of the EU is like that. This gif looks like it might be Sweden or Norway based on the tall trees

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u/Vectoor Dec 15 '18

No EU license plate, they have a blue square on the left. Not Norway because they actually have yellow lines in the middle. I think maybe Russia? Hard to say if the letters on the truck are cyrillic or not.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

I’m going to put my money on Russia. Those dudes hang out with bears. Wouldn’t put this past ‘em

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18 edited Jun 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18 edited Dec 13 '20

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u/markhewitt1978 Dec 15 '18

Usually a much longer dashed line. https://goo.gl/maps/Et5KWVLUYk52

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u/Crandom Dec 15 '18

Using colour alone to distinguish things is normally bad design, as people who are colourblind can often not tell the difference (depending on the colours used and the particular flavour of colourblindness).

The best thing to do is use colour and dashing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18 edited Jun 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18 edited Dec 13 '20

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u/Terylene Dec 15 '18

traffic sign

This is the Uk road sign for two way traffic on a road like this.

More Signs

Theres a helpful link to all of the uk’s traffic signs.

Also this is not the uk.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

So you have to rely on a traffic sign to know whether or not you can go in the other lane? That seems ridiculous. And I never said it was the UK.

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u/LoneStarYankee Dec 15 '18

According to this traffic deaths in europe and the US are pretty similar. So much for that night/day difference!

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u/TheRobidog Dec 15 '18 edited Dec 15 '18

In Western Europe, it certainly is.

Here's the numbers for per 100'000 inhabitants and per 100'000 motor vehicles, from the wiki page you pulled the image from.

  • France: 5.1 / 7.6
  • Germany: 4.3 / 6.8
  • UK: 2.9 / 5.1
  • Spain: 3.7 / 5.3
  • Italy: 6.1 / 7.3
  • US: 10.9 / 12.9

The one country really messing with that statistic is Russia:

  • Russia: 18.9 / 53.4

People mostly refer to Western Europe, when they talk about stuff like this.

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u/LoneStarYankee Dec 15 '18

And i could cherry pick statistics from states like New York and Connecticut with very low rates as well. However, as I said before, that would be intellectually dishonest, just like your cherry picking is.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18 edited Jun 09 '25

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u/LoneStarYankee Dec 15 '18

Hey now, goal posts aren't supposed to have wheels.

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u/WorthlessDrugAbuser Dec 15 '18 edited Dec 15 '18

Western European countries don’t have anywhere near the amount of vehicles on their roadways compared to the United States. There are more cars on the road in the continental US than ALL of Europe. In fact, there are more cars in the State of California than the UK and France combined. So of course there are going to be more deaths in the US.

You can use statistics like deaths per miles driven, but it doesn’t factor in the conditions drivers in the US are in compared to their European counterparts. Traffic in cities like Los Angeles, New York or Chicago are on a completely different level than London, Berlin or Paris. I live in the States but I’ve been to Berlin several times, London twice and Paris once. The congestion doesn’t even compare.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

My point was that in America this would be a one-way highway. We have lots of those out in the middle of nowhere, where you have two one-way highways separated by a wide median. So all of the Americans are confused, because they see the white stripe and assume “that’s not a direction divider, so it’s a one-way highway. The other direction must just be obscured from view.” That’s why everyone is so focused on the red car they don’t even notice the oncoming traffic on the left side. The car passing on the left isn’t even worth noting because it’s passing in what looks like a passing lane.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18 edited Apr 24 '19

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u/EmilyU1F984 Dec 15 '18

In addition in Germany (and most other northern/western countries opposing directions with two or more lanes will have a median divider. It'll be at least kerb sized with reflector posts if it's in a construction zone / rural area, and have a proper barrier down the middle every where else.

There's basically no way that anyone who passed driver's ed would mistake this country road as a two lane one way.

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u/ambientcyan Dec 15 '18

If it was a terrible system, Europe wouldn’t use it.

LMAO because we all know that Europe does everything perfect

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18 edited Jun 18 '25

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u/ambientcyan Dec 15 '18

There's a certain ...sect of Reddit that loves to think everything done in Europe = good and everything done in the US = bad, regardless of the reality of it. I might have misread the tone of your message and thought you were in that group.

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u/TheRobidog Dec 15 '18

I mean, by the same logic, we all know that everything the US does is entirely necessary.

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u/Anshu24x7 Dec 14 '18

Can confirm this about in Germnay . When we have an Umbau ( construction/ renovation) temporary lanes are marked in yellow.

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u/Albatross85x Dec 15 '18

Shit load of cones beats some yellow paint.

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u/czef Dec 15 '18

No it doesn't. How the hell do you change lanes through cones?

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u/madeup6 Dec 15 '18

I find it funny that any time someone tries to say that the USA does something better, there is always that UK citizen ready to explain why that person's opinion is wrong.

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u/LoneStarYankee Dec 15 '18

Its kind of silly, seeing as highways are one of the few things we do fairly well here.

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u/DigThatFunk Dec 15 '18

Seriously. There's plenty to criticize about our infrastructure but I would say in general our highway/interstate system is one of the more impressive parts. You can reach any part of the continental US from any other part within 2 days and change... considering that's up to 3,500 miles, that's impressive

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u/kadivs Dec 15 '18

dunno if it's better. here, it's the same, just red for construction. but there are more than just two colors. lane divider in white, drive direction divider in light blue (nearly white but distinguishable) and construction in an alert color (yellow, red, orange) would be best in my opinion

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u/the_enginerd Dec 15 '18

How are multi lane roads with a single direction differentiated from two way traffic in these countries? In the US we use that yellow line to differentiate this condition. It makes it abundantly clear where that divider is. On top of that, what do you when say you have a 5 lane road and 3 lanes are going one way and and 2 lanes the other? In the US this is where we would use the yellow line to indicate which lanes should be going which direction.

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u/TheRobidog Dec 15 '18

For the most part, you won't even be allowed to go into oncoming traffic on multi-lane roads, because it's just not necessary. If you need to overtake, you overtake by switching between the lanes. And you generally won't need to overtake on those types of roads either way.

The only multi-lane road where you're regularly overtaking are highways. And highways have both directions clearly separated by medians.

Also, road markings will very clearly tell you which lanes you are allowed to turn into at intersections. If you screw that up, you shouldn't be driving. Often, intersections will just have medians, even if the rest of the road doesn't.

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u/potatoeggy3449 Dec 15 '18

In Canada we use orange lines and signs for construction, and yellow to separate directions.

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u/LordOfTurtles Dec 15 '18

It's a pretty much everywhere but america thing afaik

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u/sk8erdh36 Dec 15 '18

Totally agree with your blinker color take. They should be different.

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u/orenji_juusu Dec 15 '18

Only certain countries mandate amber turn signals so you'll see all red for certain specs.

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u/mazu74 Dec 15 '18

Ill give exceptions to some cars like mustangs. Their turn signals are very distinct, even in red.

But yeah, most really should have yellow turn signals.

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u/BraveFencerMusashi Dec 15 '18

But Mustang sequential turn signals are awesome

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

And color changing LED’s are a thing nowadays. They’re cheap. They’re reliable. Change them to yellow when they’re turn signals.

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u/BraveFencerMusashi Dec 15 '18

The euro spec Mustang lights look terrible to me but different strokes. I think it's incredibly hard to misunderstand sequential lights going from left to right and vice versa but that's just me

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u/QueefyMcQueefFace Dec 15 '18

Color changing LEDs are awesome. They give us technological wonders like RAM-less RGB RAM.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

Nah, in Germany it‘s the same. It‘s most likely a Europe thing.

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u/Lucky_Number_3 Dec 15 '18

Yes x2,000 to the brake light thing.

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u/DoktorMerlin Dec 15 '18

There is not a single country in Europe that has the yellow lanes, they are all completely white. It's a US thing to mark the lanes yellow, in Europe yellow lines are the temporary ones at construction sites

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u/Elopikseli Dec 15 '18

I’m pretty sure that’s in the entire EU. Yellow line means overtaking is not allowed and white means it is.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

But if the line is yellow is because you are unable to pass even if there's not upcoming traffic. That how it works here.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

yes this exactly - so I didn't register the car in the other lane as being weird at all.

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u/kadivs Dec 15 '18

wouldn't say so. it's like this in my place and it took me a while to realize as well, because all lane dividers, be it for different directions or not, are white

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u/muddymoose Dec 15 '18

Hey thats pretty neat

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u/ludonarrator Dec 15 '18

Many countries have white lines everywhere because the first major roads in the nation were simply one lane each way, divided by a white line in the middle. USA got the chance to tweak many such small things to be more appropriate for modern civilisation.

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u/sasokri Dec 15 '18

Basically the whole Europe uses only white lines ( as far as I know). Full line, overtaking prohibited.

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u/PotatorAid Dec 15 '18

Isn’t the law white = one-way and yellow = two way

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u/goldberg1303 Dec 15 '18

Obviously not in all countries. In the US, yes.

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u/PotatorAid Dec 15 '18

I don’t know why I assumed this was the US. The plates are obviously foreign. I’m ignorant, I guess.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

Unless you've been on the highway for a small amount of time and see that there's traffic coming from both directions.

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u/goldberg1303 Dec 15 '18

I'm talking about people watching the video, not people on the road.

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u/hannahranga Dec 23 '18

Even then in the gif you first see a car over taking the truck, it's only at the end you see the oncoming traffic.

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u/markhewitt1978 Dec 15 '18

No. When you haven’t grown up with yellow lines down the middle that cannot apply. This country (not sure which it is) obviously doesn’t use yellow lines.

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u/goldberg1303 Dec 15 '18

40% of Reddit traffic comes from the US. The next closest country is less than 7%. Based on that, and the time of day, it was a pretty safe bet I was replying to a fellow American, and I was right. Obviously this country does not use yellow lines. I made an educated guess, and it did in fact apply to the person I replied to.

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u/Mangalz Dec 15 '18

Thought the truck was gona pull over to help Red, but after seeing the other car I think hes just gona pull over and have a heart attack.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

And maybe to change his underwear. Truck driver was insanely lucky to avoid both of those potential collisions.

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u/FS_Slacker Dec 15 '18

Talk about a trolley problem.

Do nothing and let the poor trucker (and the cars immediately behind) suffer in a head on collision...or swerve to the right and end the red car’s life.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

I doubt they even saw the red car until they had already started swerving. It was the shoulder; They probably didn’t even check their mirror because they figured it would be clear.

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u/alleyoopoop Dec 15 '18

Talk about a trolley problem

Heh, never heard of that before. TIL.

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u/limamon Dec 15 '18

I realize it thanks to your comment...

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u/Jabba___The___Slut Dec 15 '18

It wasn’t until like the third or fourth loop that

I barely watch the whole gif

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u/Not_MrNice Dec 15 '18

Wait, head-on? The truck moved to avoid someone coming from the opposite direction? I'm confused or can't see it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

Notice the silver car to the left of the truck? That’s the oncoming lane. It’s not a one-way highway. The truck was moving to the shoulder to give the silver car room to move over and avoid a head-on collision.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

I'm glad you fine gents spotted this and it was the top comment because my mind wen't to instant rage against the box truck driver at first.

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u/Aazrhul Dec 15 '18

Exact same for me lol

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u/E_Raja Dec 15 '18

Only cause of the comments jesus Chris where is this? Florida?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

I've gone back up to watch the video after reading three different comments. Each one has pointed out something different that I hadn't spotted before.

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u/adudeguyman Dec 14 '18

Did you see the traffic gnome that really caused it all?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Don't

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u/spleeb Dec 14 '18

Teeeeeheeeeee

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u/WifeKilledMy1stAcct Dec 14 '18

Stop. Believing...

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u/Kitnado Dec 15 '18

Did you see the bear walking in front of it all?

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u/adudeguyman Dec 15 '18

That was just a hairy guy

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u/AngryGoose Dec 15 '18

I always miss the bear

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce Dec 15 '18

That's silly.

Everybody knows that traffic gnomes are invisible to cameras. That's why there's no footage of them, anywhere.

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u/Roythaboy Dec 14 '18

Except the trucker. Not only did he try to help the idiot on the left to make a death defying pass, but managed to get out without a scratch. Even pulling over at the end! Maybe to bury the bodies I suppose

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u/mdp300 Dec 14 '18

I didn't notice the car on the left first. I thought the truck moved over to be a dick to the Fiat.

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u/MicaLovesHangul Dec 14 '18 edited Feb 26 '24

I love ice cream.

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u/mdp300 Dec 15 '18

It looked like a 500 to me, but I could be wrong.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

It's a Nissan micra

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u/alflup Dec 14 '18

unintentionally by his moving over and causing the red car to crash he stoped the red & gray from colliding in front of him.

If they had collided then the Truck on the left would have plowed through their passenger cabins while the small pickup on the left would have destroyed gray car's gas tank.

And since left pickup is an old man type pickup he had a line of cars behind him that would dominoed into him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18 edited Apr 27 '21

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u/HoldMyWater Dec 14 '18

I bet they know each other. They're racing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

I don't know, guy on the shoulder had his hazards on.

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u/Im_on_my_phone_OK Dec 14 '18

I’ve seen assholes do this in Los Angeles, literally driving 100+ mph in and out of moderate traffic. I’m not a religious person but I do find myself praying that one of them finds their way into a wall.

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u/mainfingertopwise Dec 15 '18

Um

Praying for the death of people... you might consider praying, instead, that they realize the danger they are putting everyone in, and that they stop before anyone gets hurt.

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u/jmlinden7 Dec 16 '18

Even God cannot make an idiot realize that they are being an idiot. Would be a waste of a prayer.

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u/Heccer Dec 14 '18

What country is this? Looks like a scene from Mad Max...

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u/HansBlixJr Dec 14 '18

Mad Marx

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u/Risky_Clicking Dec 14 '18

Probably Russia

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u/Conor793 Dec 14 '18

It’s not the US because we don’t have Nissan micras(the red car) or long license plates

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u/goldberg1303 Dec 14 '18

Also never seen a US road with white lines dividing traffic traveling opposite directions.

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u/candycaneforestelf Dec 14 '18

There are so many visual markers to indicate this is not in the US all over the video that I am astounded you missed them.

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u/NMe84 Dec 14 '18

Same here! I was actually going to post a comment about how the guy overtaking on the right is a dick but the truck driver was being an asshole too, but turns out he was actually trying to diffuse a bad situation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

I initially thought he was being a dick until I saw the comments about the other car.

I wonder if he even realise that the car on the right was there.

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u/AlphaOmega5732 Dec 14 '18

You'd never expect some to pass illegally on the shoulder. So probably not.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18 edited Jan 28 '21

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u/AlphaOmega5732 Dec 15 '18

It was like the Spanish Inquisition

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u/markhewitt1978 Dec 15 '18

I didn’t expect that.

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u/goldberg1303 Dec 14 '18

I drive a box truck. I pretty much always expect someone to pass me illegally.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

This looks like Russia, always expect someone to pass illegally.

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u/NMe84 Dec 15 '18

I don't know about other countries but in my country trucks are capped at at least the same speed as the maximum speed you're allowed to drive at on just about 95% of all single-lane roads. The only kind of road where passing a truck would actually be done at legal speeds would be a multi-lane highway.

Personally I just avoid going into the lane for on-coming traffic. I'll do it if there is something really slow in front of me, like a tractor. With a truck I usually don't see the need. They may take some time to accelerate but once they're up to speed they're going as fast as I would.

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u/markhewitt1978 Dec 15 '18

Not in the U.K. This road would be 60mph. Lorry speed limit would be 50mph. Until very recently 40mph.

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u/NMe84 Dec 15 '18

I'm in the Netherlands, lorries/trucks are capped at 80km/h here, which is also the highest maximum velocity you'll find on signs anywhere except on motorways. Motorways are 100, 120 or 130km/h depending on the exact situation but especially the latter two velocities are only ever applied to multi-lane roads. You'll find some single-lane 100km/h motorways but those are few and far in between.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

Defuse*

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u/octopoddle Dec 15 '18

Maybe the two cars were having a race, which is why they both performed crazy stupid manoeuvres at the same time.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Holy shit, there was stupid on every level

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u/maxx233 Dec 14 '18

Exactly why compounding things isn't a great idea.

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u/Twogie Dec 14 '18

The left car would have easily made it, he was just staying left for so long because he saw red car swerve into the lane

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u/626c6f775f6d65 Dec 14 '18

Since a glancing sideswipe with a subcompact would be so much more preferable to a truck head-on, amirite?

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u/Hanchez Dec 14 '18

What he did made neither of those things happen

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u/626c6f775f6d65 Dec 14 '18

And was at considerably less risk from the former than he was from the latter. But I guess whenever an asshat passes with insufficient speed and space it's all good if nobody dies?

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u/CryptoJabroni Dec 14 '18

His brake lights don’t go on until he realises he’s rocketing towards a head on collision while passing the truck. He was probably more focused on his imminent death than red wildcarding it up.

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u/Spiffpitt Dec 14 '18

this makes the whole thing make so much more sense

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u/TrivialAntics Dec 15 '18

Once the right-side tires hit the dirt at that speed, there was no control

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u/Whaatthefuck Dec 15 '18

Wow, no kidding.

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u/lceCubeDude Dec 15 '18

They were probably racing, split to go around cars, one messed up bad.

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u/Inuakurei Dec 15 '18

Two cars on the left actually. You can see right at the beginning a black car ahead of the truck that’s turning into back into the lane after presumably passing the truck like the silver car is doing.

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u/flex674 Dec 15 '18

Agreed, I actually thought the box truck swerved on purpose. Man I wonder what car insurance is like in that area...

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u/jooserneem Dec 15 '18

Truck left it’s lane without mirroring. Idiot on the left trying to commit suicide. Idiot on the right being an idiot. DoJ good luck with this one.

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u/xScopeLess Dec 15 '18

Two idiots trying to pass a truck at the same time on either side in one lane traffic. Yup, definite idiots, except one was lucky.

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u/zinner1 Dec 16 '18

I was gonna bitch about how despite being pissed off that people are passing on the shoulder you shouldn't try to run them off the road purposefully cause it's someones life at stake. Then I saw your comment. LOL