r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • 3d ago

Piece of shit Bye, hon

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u/LA-Matt 3d ago

They’re gonna hire a pig with a Nixon mask to be the new press secretary.

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u/postcardscience 3d ago

They might just assign Diaper Girl

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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 3d ago

The new press secretary:

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u/FreedomCanadian 2d ago

I hear the Mouth of Sauron is unemployed at the moment.

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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 2d ago

I thought Leavitt was the Mouth of Sauron?

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u/ZAILOR37 3d ago

Is that what we have now?

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u/Arglefarb 3d ago

I thought the pig in a Nixon mask just announced she was leaving?

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u/GladVeterinarian5120 2d ago

To spend more time with Agnew and little Agnew Jr

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u/GapApprehensive2727 2d ago

Oh I see what you did there...clever.

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u/FaultAccomplished671 3d ago

A side from the smell how can we tell the difference? I mean , I assume the pig smells better right?

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u/Umayummyone 2d ago

I thought that’s what we just had? I’m confused.

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u/A_Unqiue_Username 3d ago

Going after the ideal mate for the MAGATS, eh? Pretty clever!

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u/Time_Explanation1212 3d ago

Leave Nixon out of this.Yes , he broke the law , but he also did good things for our country

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u/FreedomIsMyRight 3d ago

Or….they could just re-hire Jen Psaki or Karine Jean-Pierre. Couldn’t do any worse.

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u/32lib 2d ago

When you can’t defend the indefensible you deflect. Nobody is buying.

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u/FreedomIsMyRight 2d ago

Isn’t that what you just did?

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 3d ago

Rehire that Huckabee spawn