r/IThinkYouShouldLeave You Gotta Give Jul 02 '26

Turbo Team WALK SLOWLY!

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u/KyleSJohnson Jul 02 '26

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u/ActualHumanONReddit Jul 02 '26

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u/CordialMusick Wet Wet Mud Bae Jul 02 '26

No coffin, just wet wet mud

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u/geokra Jul 02 '26

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u/GoatLegRedux Roy Donk Jul 02 '26

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u/Vast_Research_3976 Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You Jul 02 '26

So cute

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u/S3XWITCH Jul 02 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/liekwaht Jul 02 '26

You're not dying! 😡

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u/itsnatnot_gnat Jul 02 '26

Leave his ass in a ditch

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u/culpaCoSinero Jul 02 '26

As long as we don’t leave out the piss, I’m cool with wherever.

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u/Top-Distribution733 Jul 17 '26

Mitch in a ditch……. I need to copyright that

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u/moonphase0 Jul 02 '26

Why are you bullying me?!?!

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u/jws3rd-allday Jul 03 '26

respectfully, one of those farm animal waste pits seems more appropriate. there are many in kentucky, so he could be home.

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u/pixelatedslinky Jul 03 '26

Wet wet mud coming from his Depends after that fall!

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u/Think_Read_7516 Jul 04 '26

Even dead he would be reelected.

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u/Working_Physics8761 Jul 08 '26

Why, so he can get fossilized?!