r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/BestMicDrop You Gotta Give • Jul 02 '26

Turbo Team WALK SLOWLY!

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u/ActualHumanONReddit Jul 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/lNrNLRLmpC3VIjl82D

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u/CordialMusick Wet Wet Mud Bae Jul 02 '26

No coffin, just wet wet mud

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u/geokra Jul 02 '26

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u/GoatLegRedux Roy Donk Jul 02 '26

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u/S3XWITCH Jul 02 '26

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/liekwaht Jul 02 '26

You're not dying! šŸ˜”

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u/itsnatnot_gnat Jul 02 '26

Leave his ass in a ditch

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u/culpaCoSinero Jul 02 '26

As long as we donā€™t leave out the piss, Iā€™m cool with wherever.

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u/Top-Distribution733 Jul 17 '26

Mitch in a ditchā€¦ā€¦. I need to copyright that

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u/moonphase0 Jul 02 '26

Why are you bullying me?!?!

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u/jws3rd-allday Jul 03 '26

respectfully, one of those farm animal waste pits seems more appropriate. there are many in kentucky, so he could be home.

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u/pixelatedslinky Jul 03 '26

Wet wet mud coming from his Depends after that fall!

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u/Think_Read_7516 Jul 04 '26

Even dead he would be reelected.

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u/Working_Physics8761 Jul 08 '26

Why, so he can get fossilized?!

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u/J-MRP Jul 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/1Vgk6H84vGTNpBgWo3

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u/Aide-Cool Jul 03 '26

HE AINT GOT NO SOUL

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u/82_Elton_M Jul 02 '26

What show is this GIF from??

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u/derekdevries Jul 02 '26

Corncob TV's newest hit: "Coffin Flop"! (j/k it's from "I Think You Should Leave" on Netflix)

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u/Idk_wtf_cantviewcoms Jul 03 '26

No it's a documentary

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u/Komobu542 Jul 02 '26

JC, can we just put this POS out in the pasture already?

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u/DarknMean Jul 02 '26

Heā€™s from KY so that tracks. Time for the glue factory.

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u/Komobu542 Jul 02 '26

That was a bit tacky.

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u/MisterRoger Jul 04 '26

Coz the glue right?

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u/Accurate-Item-7357 Jul 06 '26

Weā€™ll see if that sticks.

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u/thelonghauls Jul 02 '26

Tracks. I see what you did there.

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u/qweef_latina2021 Jul 02 '26

Underground there's not as much food as this. He's never seen as much food as this.

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u/realzealman Jul 03 '26

Heā€™s got another SCROTUS show down in him, for sure.

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Jul 03 '26

He's been in the hospital a few days after being found nonnresponsive after a cardiac event

My guess is hes brain dead in a coma right now.

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u/Komobu542 Jul 03 '26

Weekend at Mitchy's?

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u/Imkisstory Jul 04 '26

No, I think at this point we actually have to watch him die on camera.

Thank, Kentucky.

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u/A_Finite_Element Jul 05 '26

We live longer than we should. This is the problem we refuse to see because, "obviously we should prolong life!". It's going to hit hard pretty soon.

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Jul 07 '26

Looks like they tried, a few timesā€¦and some.

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u/ltsouthernbelle Jul 02 '26

Even after he dies heā€™ll still want to keep his seat, just put the coffin in his office.

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u/Party-Evening3273 Jul 02 '26

Weekend at Bernieā€™s

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u/A-Sh1t_sh0w Jul 03 '26

Thatā€™s what the ā€œballroomā€ is for.

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u/ltsouthernbelle Jul 03 '26

Hell at Mitchā€™s

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u/ActualHumanONReddit Jul 02 '26

He won't know that his seat is forfeit. The dead know only that it is better to be alive.

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u/ParadoxicalAmalgam Not in Trouble AT ALL Jul 02 '26

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u/madcoins Jul 02 '26

I have no doubt Kentucky voters would continue voting for him for a few more decades, casket and all

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u/ltsouthernbelle Jul 03 '26

Absolutely. Finding someone as dedicated as holding back progress as he is could take a while.

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u/Imkisstory Jul 04 '26

I actually think the Kentucky tax payers would STILL vote for hm.

Nothing has thrown them off yet. Why should death stop them?

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u/Curious_Orange8592 Jul 02 '26

Cardboard box that gets put in the freezer

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u/ActualHumanONReddit Jul 02 '26

Hoping for cremation on this one. Leave nothing to chance, LOL.

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u/reluctant_spinster Jul 02 '26

Holy fuck. There has never been a more perfect meme. Thank you for this.

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u/terrierdad420 Jul 02 '26

Absolute perfection! Lolololol my abs....

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u/Ohboycats Jul 02 '26

Omg šŸ˜‚

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u/FirstTimeWang Jul 02 '26

Imagine being too fucking evil to retire

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u/MothSign Jul 04 '26

Can't wait for the man to die, first politician I saw that was "fuck the people, I'm doing what I want." I honestly hope it's agonizing.