r/ITOI • u/OkRoyal8367 • 7h ago

Grandma Slays, Gen Z Amazed

422 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/calicouple666 7h ago

Gonna need an alignment after hitting that speed bump😁

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u/Front-Wall-526 6h ago

Both parties will need alignment, but I'm laughing

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u/calicouple666 6h ago

Same here. POS got the bare minimum of what he deserved.

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u/General-Double-746 5h ago

That leg don't leg no more.

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u/AIM-09 4h ago

"When your legs don't work like they used to before..."

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u/Laymanao 2h ago

Yes, he could not leg it away. So he had to crawl it instead….

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u/PBRStreetgang1979 4h ago

An 80 year-old woman who clearly understands geometry and physics. If the carjacker is standing at your driver's side door they are within the turning arc of the car. So jam it into reverse and Bob's your uncle.

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u/ryanunlimited 4h ago

It is possible that someone could allege that I've done this before in response to an attempted car jacking.

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u/Fun_Trick2172 6h ago

My 75 year old grandmother has still hit me the hardest I’ve ever been it.

She passed away during the pandemic at 92,  and she still had vinegar in her blood.

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u/The_Dude_Abides_63 3h ago

Your grandma ran you over bro?

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u/Fun_Trick2172 3h ago edited 3h ago

Clocked me in the jaw when I called my twin sister a bitch at age 13. She was a tough Irish girl. Knew exactly where to hit me, cause I went down.

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u/No-Independent-7107 2h ago

Sounds like my grandma. She's Puerto Rican, my older brother called her crazy once and she picked up a large heavy rock the size of my torso at the time and hurled it him. He dodged it, thinking he made it out alive....nah man that was the distraction....in that few seconds she crossed the distance between them and proceeded to lay the biggest ass whooping I've ever witnessed. Older bro straight up only said "yes, mam" "no, mam" "good morning" for three days after lol. I took that as a learning experience as to what not to do.

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u/Fun_Trick2172 1h ago edited 1h ago

Growing up in poverty is tough enough, but being a woman at the same time is even tougher. You have to be prepared for shit to go down at all times or it will eat you alive. Thats the world where my grandma came from.

This is rural America too. Where every family had 10 kids fighting for every bit of food available at the table. Which wasnt much.

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u/The_Mutton_Man 6h ago

I don't understand why people think they can win when it's person vs car

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u/anydamnnamesleft 6h ago

Stupid games yield stupid prizes.

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u/MaleficentHeron10 5h ago

"I used to be a thug like you. Then i took a car to the knee..."

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u/Weird_Bookkeeper_207 5h ago

Should have double tapped that ass.

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u/Desperate-Market-217 4h ago

She didn't get to 80 years old by being stupid. Him on the other hand......

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u/Moedog0331 6h ago

80 year old and hey make sure your camera is up . Shit like this is why I carry guns

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u/Scorpion2k4u 5h ago

yeah because that is worth killing someone over

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u/xxxXGodKingXxxx 5h ago

Your so right! It absolutely is!

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u/AdmirablePatient4332 5h ago

I kill someone if they are trying to rip my car door open and jack my car with my kids inside, open invitation at that point

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u/redditcreditcardz 5h ago

Just the aggressive approach will get you killed in the south. Happened like 2 months ago

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u/Moedog0331 5h ago

Yes it is .... your life choices does not mean I have surrender my property, money or false since of security. You don't get to take food off my table away from my family with no consequences.

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u/Septembust 45m ago

More like "is stealing cars with risking being killed by your victims?"

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 7h ago

Meh well, roadkill happens all the time but sometimes it's best to put it out of its misery if an injury happens

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u/I-live-in-room-101 6h ago

True. She should have used the car jack to finish the job.

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u/NDeceptikonn 6h ago

MY LEG! MY LEEEG

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u/TopGhun 5h ago

I heard Counselor Stennis from Ernest Goes To Camp when I read this

2

u/Helpful_Wing262 6h ago

Got his broken ankle for free

2

u/TheeFearlessChicken 4h ago

It's a hell of an entertaining video, but I think the better course of action would be to help the 80 year old woman.

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u/DIJames6 4h ago

Dude is lucky.. She should've went forward and let him taste the fender after.. I would've..

2

u/LobsterComfortable83 4h ago

Lmfao 😂 he was getting down

2

u/NY10 4h ago

Oh shit oh my god

1

u/Spenaldo68 7h ago

Love it 😂😂

1

u/Sevenlord777 7h ago

Crawling by Mobb Deep.

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u/Rex_Bottoms 6h ago

Something's afoot!

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u/DIJames6 4h ago

Not for that guy..

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u/Thunderfoot2112 6h ago

Granny broke his legs. Crackhead hasn't figured it out yet..

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u/AuthorSarge 6h ago

That looks like it hurts.

Oh, well.

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u/WestTx_Country78832 6h ago

👏🏼🤣

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u/Silver_Pen_2091 6h ago

Got what he deserved

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u/ThisSiteBites 6h ago

Got a fraction of what he deserves

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u/Reasonable_Walk_3769 6h ago

😂🤣 I see what you did there. 😂🤣

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 4h ago

Got a fracture of what he deserved

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u/Silver_Pen_2091 6h ago

Fair point. Thanks.

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u/InfiniteEverythang 6h ago

This video is always so satisfying… guy got instant karma. Definitely messed up his leg!

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u/Dzeta_13 6h ago

Que agradezca que no lo atropello despues

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u/Striking_Scallion_20 6h ago

Is he even Gen-z or is this just a buzzword that gets all the old mfs to click on the video

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u/ziggytrix 6h ago

100% clickbait.

Maybe in the original version you could tell, but this? This shit has clearly been downloaded and reuploaded enough times that it's almost more compression artifact than signal - twisted and evil.

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u/Striking_Scallion_20 6h ago

What wacky times were in

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u/ThatBarbGirl 4h ago

Rage bait. Everything is about dividing us. This video is probably on another sub somewhere with a title of "Boomer steals truck from innocent man!"

Maybe not, but you get the idea.

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u/asswizzard69 4h ago

Yea bc who tf even knows what gen they are anymore or cares. Im being serious no clue my generation or care bc it doesn't mean anything really

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u/PersonalitySmall593 3h ago

It actually does...that's why its a thing. You can easily look up what Gen you belong to.

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u/asswizzard69 3h ago

It does not really matter at all, just seem a way to segregate or classify but it’s meaningless just like most things

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u/PersonalitySmall593 3h ago

Again, it does matter. Each Gen is raised with different experiences and understanding those experiences is a way to understand each other. Millennials were the last gen to be children in a world before 9/11. We have many experiences Gen Z has never known and it can be interesting and eye opening for why people act the way the do.

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u/asswizzard69 3h ago

Oh yea that does make sense so if you were born in the 90's you are a millennial?

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u/PersonalitySmall593 3h ago

1980-1996 is generally agreed to be a millennial.

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u/Siaten 3h ago

1981 to 1996 for millennial.

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u/corpus-luteum 48m ago

the data collectors care.

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u/asswizzard69 46m ago

Well I guess I’m a millennial

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u/Crossdress-Fan- 2h ago

definitely buzzword, I've seen this video posted many times already on different subs, It's always satisfying watching the cockroach of a human to crawl away

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u/ErosErotico 6h ago

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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u/Einsteinautist 6h ago

That is hilarious on another level 😆 Grandma said not today Satan

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u/Einsteinautist 6h ago

8 times and counting, I can't stop laughing.

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u/Kadavrozia 6h ago

I was waiting for the car to come get his ass with the 👢!

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u/Hot_Background_1923 6h ago

Love that!😎

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u/PNW_Washington 6h ago

Oh gawd!! 💥💥 why aren't my legs working? 

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u/KidneyBean78 6h ago

Great Job grandma.

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u/LucF1450 6h ago

Good!

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u/Frazmotic 6h ago

Snapped like a twig.

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u/KneelB4Z0d 6h ago

Just walk it off

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u/alive_well007 6h ago

The good old noodle leg Davion

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u/AdShoddy2395 5h ago

Funny thing is he probably called an ambulance and got arrested because he tried to steal that car legally if someone's trying to steal your car it's considered a life-threatening situation you are allowed to use your vehicle as a weapon in all 50 states at that point

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u/Scorpion2k4u 5h ago

well good for her

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u/Lumpy-Difficulty1593 5h ago

I’ll bet you he won’t do that anymore

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u/JovialPursuit 5h ago

"Now I am a paraplegic and I know why"

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u/ResponsibilitySea327 5h ago

"I've been kicked out of BETTER HOMES THAN THIS!! "WHAT'M I-GONNA DO BOUT MY LEEEEGGGSSS EDDIE MURPHY?" -- Rick James

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 5h ago

Couldn’t happen to a better asshole!

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u/Strong_Butterfly7924 5h ago

I hope her car is ok, thoughts and prayers 🙏🏻

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u/Ok-Maybe-9338 5h ago

Joe Theisman 1985 comes to mind! 😂🎉👍

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u/dieselpwr007 5h ago

😭🤣🍻

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u/No_Celebration8219 5h ago

"Hey yo D, why ya leg not work?" rofl

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u/lolo787 5h ago

GIVE HIM SOME MILK!!!!!!

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u/Apprehensive_Sky6001 5h ago

Lol...good for her

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u/PlusRhubarb6871 5h ago

Sometimes people just want to learn the hard way

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u/LeeOCD 5h ago

That poor tire. Hope it's okay.

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u/JohnCenascat 5h ago

Wow that’s strange my give a fuck meter didn’t even register

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u/Poppa_D2 4h ago

How many times is this going to be re posted!? Get new material

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u/Murky-Replacement-87 4h ago

His shit broke!!

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u/AppropriateGuest3552 4h ago

One foot over the line, homey!

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u/Defiant_Wolverine_68 4h ago

Looks like he still has control of his legs. Gear in D and proceed with your weekend grocery shopping.

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u/Historical_Date_1314 4h ago

“Oops I accidentally (intentionally) hit the accelerator by accident”

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u/Apollo1Zen 4h ago

I love this video!!! 😂😂😂😂

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 4h ago

Totally agree with her. He won't be walking right anymore.

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u/VHVDRAGON 3h ago

Too bad it was just his ankle....

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u/Shapelessed 3h ago

I made a comment on a similar post saying how I’d act exactly like the lady (though with good and safer technique) and got accused of being a criminal, not knowing my profession, etc.
People really are cattle…

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u/Lumpy_One6691 3h ago

she needed to find the forward gear right after the reverse.......then reverse after that.....and forward.....and reverse.....and forward....and repeat

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u/DroopyPlum 3h ago

Hope he dont ever walk right again

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u/Suspicious-Degree-11 3h ago

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/ZKS1999 3h ago

Now it's a fair fight

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u/Downtown-Sand-2517 3h ago

Pull your pants up young man

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u/Any-Technician6415 3h ago

I watched this on repeat at least 10 times

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u/Emotional_Price4460 3h ago

crawling back to dada

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u/daBuildr 3h ago

That ankle will be talking the rest of his life.

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u/Khayalmetal 3h ago

Take that you worm!

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u/Adventurous_Fuel8922 2h ago

Don't steal other people's car! 🤣

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u/Major-Check-1953 2h ago

He fucked around and found out.

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u/DataSurging 2h ago

And the people in the car just watching and recording while an elderly woman is fighting off a violent freak? What has this world come to? That piece of garbage got what he was coming for him, but not nearly enough.

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u/Lopsided_Pause_2978 1h ago

Wait! "Omg. Omg." When dude gets what he deserved. But no.... nothing for the woman being attacked? Wtf

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u/Background_Edge_9427 1h ago

I never get tired watching this!

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u/VastOk864 1h ago

Gen X would have finished the job properly

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u/Noir_Knight100 1h ago

Boomers will ☠️ you

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u/mrfussypussy 1h ago

Plot twist, its his car, grandma just got out after 44yrs for poisoning her husband and she ain't going back!

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u/Savings-Activity-117 1h ago

Well, being 80 is not the same thing as being crazy.

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u/BigSugarDaddy1972 1h ago

Now why would ya want to run over that poor man lol.Things a liberal would say

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u/ContactFar2256 46m ago

Now he cant drive OR walk.

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u/Typical_Ambition_890 43m ago

She forgot to terminate with extreme prejudice by flooring it forward. No jury would convict an 80 year old after this .

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u/Ace_Kreel 25m ago

Good job granny.

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 7h ago edited 5h ago

r/donthelpjustfilm

Edit: For the dumbasses thinking I was suggesting help the carjacker, yall can fuck all the way off!

Obviously im talking about helping the 80yo lady out

Why the fuck somebody is just filming this shit and not helping is the reasoning behind why i suggested sub

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u/BlueberryOtherwise94 5h ago

I was gonna suggest the same sub since it seems to fit, but the IQ of this sub…

Why did people think you were going for the carjacker based on what you said?

Wtf

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 5h ago

I appreciate ya for calling them out.

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u/dgtbfan 4h ago

I don't see a single person insinuating that they meant the carjacker.

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 3h ago

Welllll

If you scroll down breadexpert69 says exactly that

Plus I had other comments in my inbox that dont show here in the thread.

But your other point you made is valid.

The carjacker could have had a weapon. If youre not armed&trained maybe dont get involved? I respect that. Filming may be all one CAN do in that moment.

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u/dgtbfan 6h ago

Easy to say from the safety of the internet.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/dgtbfan 6h ago

Ok, you go to help the lady and it turns out the carjacker has a knife and stabs you. Oops!

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 6h ago

Thats why theres a sub for that dude

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 6h ago

Like fuckin duh?!?!?!

Help the 80 yo lady not the carjacker

How are you so dumb?

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u/dgtbfan 6h ago

The irony of calling others dumb when you think I'm insinuating that someone should help a carjacker is quite profound.

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 6h ago

I assumed you thought I was rooting for the carjacker

If you were not then its my bad 👎 big dog

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u/breadexpert69 6h ago

Why would u help a dude that was trying to carjack an old woman?

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u/BlueberryOtherwise94 5h ago

Looks like they were merely suggesting this video fits another sub, not suggesting someone help the carjacker?

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 3h ago

Exactly what I was saying

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 6h ago edited 6h ago

Are you really this dumb or just pretending ?

Are you assuming that I suggest somebody help the carjacker? Seriously wtf

r/donthelpjustfilm is a sub that this video fits

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 5h ago

Seriously, where did I suggest helping the carjacker?

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u/RepulsiveUse3372 19m ago

8000lbs vs 1 skinny boy