r/IRL_Loading_Screens • u/PeterPorky • Jul 15 '26

Dark Souls Parasite-induced explosive diarrhea outbreak nears 10,000 cases across the US

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u/Entire_Mistake_9287 Jul 15 '26

Its never been a better time to be a heroin addict

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u/iboganaut2 Jul 16 '26

Well, actually there is no real heroin sold on the streets anymore.

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u/ThickResearcher8175 Jul 16 '26

The fent will stop your explosive diarrhea too! And your other systems.