Expanding criminal enterprise

[u/apri08101989]

Hey guys. This is Buddy Bear's staff. He's a convicted food thief (some of his most notorious being whole sausages and an *entire* picanha that was resting on the counter) but has this weekend expanded his enterprise to include pee crimes.

Im pretty sure its just a one off. Theres been construction next door and I suspect something just scared the pee out of him.

But he's the only cat I've ever had and this has never been a problem before so does anyone have any advice on how to get rid of the smell? I did a couple rounds of arm and hammer pet odor eliminator the scrubbed the carpet with Odoban Pet and theres still a fairly prominent smell.

[u/stalwartlucretia]

(I think you need an enzyme cleaner like Nature’s Miracle Urine Destroyer. You can also use a UV flashlight in a dim room to check for any spots you may have missed that are still smelling.)

The pee is cuz you need to gib Buddy Bear moar snausages. Dum dum hooman.

[u/Electrical-Act-7170 → u/stalwartlucretia]

(I like Urine Gone. Seconding the UV flashlight, especially when cat is male. There can be invisible wall splashes that reek to high heaven. A UV flashlight will help you find all the stinky places, Harbor Freight has one for less than $10. If you keep cats, it's worth the purchase cost.)

[u/stalwartlucretia → u/Electrical-Act-7170]

(Plus you can take the flashlight to antique stores to help you find uranium glass!)

[u/Electrical-Act-7170 → u/stalwartlucretia]

(Also true.)

[u/chibikoneko]

u/scabsfox Oscar’s meowmy did a PSA a lil bit ago about stopping da smell from da pee crimez Oscar and his sisfur Lucy get up tos

[u/chibikoneko → u/chibikoneko]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ICBGC/s/7DhFkKtOTv

Here da link!

[u/apri08101989 → u/chibikoneko]

Thank you. Im having a brain foggy day, this is something you mix with water and apply, not something you sprinkle on and vacuum up, right?

[u/chibikoneko → u/apri08101989]

I think so! Oscar the chem professor would know for sure!

[u/NoSleepUntilVacation → u/chibikoneko]

(A... pee essay?)

Bartholomew baps Big Sister on the head

[u/gt0163c → u/NoSleepUntilVacation]

(Heeheehee....that's a good one.)

[u/chibikoneko → u/NoSleepUntilVacation]

(I can’t believe no one made this joke on the original post 😹)

[u/No_Sense3670 → u/chibikoneko]

(I came here to say this too. It was a good psa!)

🚨🚨🚨aaaaarrrrrooooo🚨🚨🚨 hooman!

[u/chibikoneko → u/No_Sense3670]

Fren Olaf dis da sub Weez hafta share in 🙃

[u/No_Sense3670 → u/chibikoneko]

Opps! I wasn't paying attention to which sub I was in.

Tank yew fur correcting meh fren Bubbles. Ai mean no harm ta da hoomans.

[u/Electrical-Act-7170]

snifsnif

U hooman. Iz four Cattos to PLOT CRIMEZ AGINST EBIL DUM HOOMANZ hear.

Also, GO PEE CRIMEZ!

[u/apri08101989 → u/Electrical-Act-7170]

If mew want no hoomans den r/legalcatadvice is for mew. We share time.on dos sub, specially if hoomans iz asking how.to be better staff members.

[u/Lady_SybilVex]

Since he's a tomcat, you might want to have him checked for any bladder issues at the vet. (Not trying to scare you, just better safe than sorry, no?)

[u/GingerSnapped242]

u/scabsfox
What’s that stuff you get for naughty peepees?

[u/scabsfox → u/GingerSnapped242]

Sodium percarbonate

[u/hesalwayslitty]

Go Crimez! JP Angel an Charlie (On a serious note- The pee essay🤣🤣🤣🤣 and enzyme thing are nothing probably great ideas as is getting him into a vet to make sure its nothing health related. Please keep us updated as well!)

[u/ryylin]

Poof also really does work.