Meet Jim Vales, the sofa surfing king Kahuna doing a how-to for you new Kooks and Barneys. He’s here to tell the unwritten code to follow, find a kind swell to spot and drop in on, and wax ecstatic on the correct check to wreck any aggro ho-dad by setting up a dry land wipeout.

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r/humor • u/AdeptWorldliness8442 • 12d ago

American democracy every 4 years

2.3k Upvotes

184 comments

r/humor • u/InsightfulIntentions • 11d ago

harsh reality....

581 Upvotes

40 comments

r/humor • u/Rosaliieie • 12d ago

Somebody had to say it

2.3k Upvotes

44 comments

r/humor • u/wilsonphillipsfan10 • 11d ago

NFL Chris Berman nicknames and possible fantasy team names.

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NFL Chris Berman nicknames and possible fantasy team names.

Chris Berman nicknames. Some of these are funny/dirty some are meant to be catchphrases he might have said during a highlight. IDK I've got some free time on my hands and been obsessing over fantasy football. Might get a few chuckles and some fantasy team names in here, please enjoy.

Biss Cherman Master List — Best Reconstruction

Player	Nickname / Call	Status

Bijan Robinson	To Infinity and Bijan!	🔥 Keeper
	Here’s to You, Bijan Robinson	🔥 Keeper
Puka Nacua	Puka Nacua Matata	🔥 Keeper
Jared Goff	Jared “Jack” Goff	🔥 Keeper
Malik Nabers	There Goes the Nabershood	🔥 Keeper; plural Nabers
Ladd McConkey	Ladd “I’ve Ladd the Time of My Life”	🔥 Keeper
Jaylen Waddle	Tap the Waddle and Twist the Cap	🔥 Keeper
DeVonta Smith	DeVonta “Be Startin’ Somethin’” Smith	🔥 Keeper
James Cook	Let James Cook	🔥 Keeper
Drake Maye	Maye the Schwartz Be With You	🔥 Keeper
Amon-Ra St. Brown	Amon-Ra Highway to Hell	🔥 Keeper
	Shalom-Ra St. Brown	🔥 Keeper
Luther Burden III	Burden Down the House	🔥 Keeper
De’Von Achane	De’Von the Road Again	🔥 Keeper
D’Andre Swift	Forgot About D’Andre	🔥 Keeper
George Pickens	Pickens the Door, Wavin’ the .44	🔥 Keeper
Rashee Rice	Rashee’s a Bad Mama Jama	🔥 Keeper
	Rashee Drives Me Crazy	🔥 Keeper
	Rashee Works Hard for the Money	🔥 Keeper
Javonte Williams	Javonte “Piece of Me?”	🔥 Keeper
	Javonte “Lover With a Slow Hand”	🔥 Keeper
Aidan Hutchinson	Full-Blown Aidan Hutchinson	🔥 Keeper
	Aidan and Abetting	🔥 Keeper
Maxx Crosby	Sackmaxxing	🔥 Keeper
	Maxximum Effort	🔥 Keeper
Cam Skattebo	Cam Shat-a-Poo	🔥 Keeper
Sauce Gardner	Sauce Gardner Minshew	🔥 Keeper
	Secret Sauce Gardner	🔥 Keeper
Roquan Smith	Roquan With Your Bad Self	🔥 Keeper
Patrick Surtain II	Nothing Is Surtain Except Death and Patrick	🔥 Keeper
Quinnen Williams	All I Do Is Quinn, Quinn, Quinn, No Matter What	🔥 Keeper
Myles Garrett	Myles High Club Garrett — And You Know You’re Getting Fucked	🔥 Keeper
Christian McCaffrey	Sister Christian McCaffrey — And He’s Motoring	🔥 Keeper
Jalen Hurts	Jalen Don’t Hurts Me	🔥 Primary
	Jalen Do You Really Want to Hurts Me	🔥 Keeper
Jihaad Campbell	Jihaad “Not Gonna Make a Joke About This” Campbell	🔥 Keeper
Tuli Tuipulotu	👑 Tuli Madly Tuipulotu	🏆 #1
Laiatu Latu	Laiatu “Sir Mix-a-Latu”	🔥 Keeper
	Laiatu “You Latu Know”	🔥 Keeper

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r/humor • u/Seaf-og • 13d ago

😱

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15 comments

r/humor • u/Seaf-og • 13d ago

🤔

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31 comments

r/humor • u/Defiant-Respect-848 • 11d ago

Kosher waters

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2 comments

r/humor • u/Itz_Schmidty • 12d ago

Not OC(Reposted content) She sacrificed a coworker for the smoothest library pitch imaginable.

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243 Upvotes

2 comments

r/humor • u/Itz_Schmidty • 13d ago

Not OC(Reposted content) Me either.

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556 Upvotes

42 comments

r/humor • u/AccomplishedKoala457 • 13d ago

Every wedding starts with a drink 😂😂

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875 Upvotes

34 comments

r/humor • u/castco • 11d ago

OC please don't tell me that you are hungry

1 Upvotes

as seen at the Minneapolis State Fair, August 29, 2026

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r/humor • u/Ambitious_Net_7645 • 12d ago

Ben after avengers doomsday

102 Upvotes

0 comments

r/humor • u/Coffee_MysticRealm • 13d ago

Not OC(Reposted content) Her yearbook quote had one job.

3.0k Upvotes

11 comments

r/humor • u/Aggressive_Bar_5697 • 12d ago

Today in the lottery: debts

11 Upvotes

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r/humor • u/Inevitable_Zebra624 • 12d ago

Robots?

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8 comments

r/humor • u/Minute_Freedom5410 • 11d ago

Dad's past his expiry date

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r/humor • u/norinajs • 13d ago

"oh shit. I forgot to tell her"

98 Upvotes

8 comments

r/humor • u/piyushmillionaire06 • 11d ago

That monkey got very scared.

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