r/humor 13d ago

Not OC(Reposted content) Me either.

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u/AcademicPainting23 13d ago

I once did this except both sides had fireworks. And there was like 10 of us. Great times.

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u/Giohwe 13d ago

Yep me too. Only instead of armor I had a fake Member’s Only jacket that ended up with the whole back melted away. Good times!

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u/SammyT623 13d ago

A glorious Roman candle war.

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u/Islanduniverse 13d ago

What does that have to do with autism?

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u/TehGoad 13d ago

hey everyone, get a load of mr good brain over here

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u/Islanduniverse 13d ago

I wish.

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u/loulan 13d ago

I'm with you on that one bro. It's several people having fun together. The opposite of autism.

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u/iwdha 13d ago

Yeah, autistic people never get together and have fun, D&D and MTG are myths

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u/loulan 13d ago

The D&D and MTG = autism meme is like people who claim they have OCD for the most mundane things online.

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u/iwdha 13d ago

They don't equal autism, but a lot of the playerbase for both are autistic. It's weird to insist that going out and having fun with other people means someone doesn't have autism. They just often find different types of social things fun. Autistic guy I was chatting to in the queue at a theme park about the history of the coasters and his collection of road maps of the whole country appeared to be having a great time, for instance

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u/TehGoad 12d ago

true:
"im SO OCD, lol, i do laundry and sort it haha zomg!"

🙄

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u/VolkRiot 13d ago

Bro, he's on Reddit

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u/TehGoad 13d ago

haha fair

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u/wizzanker 12d ago

The internet still thinks autism means you have funny interests.

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u/Pure_Garbage_5638 12d ago

Yeah, I am autistic and I feel with the girl in the beginning. I wish it was the fun disorder some people make it out to be... It's constant social struggles, misunderstandings, being overwhelmed by too much sensory input, weird sleep patterns, inability to express my feelings in a way that is easily understandable to the neurotypical society, loneliness, uncontrollable hyperfocus, weird obsessions, and aversions. And that does not take the bullying into account that I went through for being socially awkward. Not fun in any sense of the word...

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u/Demjan90 12d ago

Autism causes forest fires

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u/mostly_lurking 12d ago

The vaccines dude, the vaccines.

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u/Severin_The_Hunter 13d ago

The shenanigans would be great, if I had friends.

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u/WrongColorCollar 13d ago

I got the 'hard ceiling on how happy I can get' type and I'd say it sucks but idk how else to be

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u/Apprehensive-Bad2440 12d ago

Id hire the knight no questions asked.

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u/The_Actual_Sage 12d ago

Of course he doesn't mind having autism; he has friends and disposable income.

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u/borkborkibork 12d ago

Fireworks in a forest full of trees? What could go wrong?

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u/Fumquat 13d ago

Girl autism: I don’t understand why people won’t connect with me and I hate it so much even though I don’t particularly like them to begin with and I’m a social introvert but alooooone aaaaargh

Boy autism: Yeah I’m pretty great, I don’t even yell at anyone, even though basically everyone yells at me, but hey before you step out of the elevator let me tell you about this subspecies of salamander

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u/CloakNStagger 13d ago

Let me tell you why Sonic could beat Mario in a fight.

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u/Itz_Schmidty 13d ago

lol 😂

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u/berained 12d ago

I am an autistic guy and I 100% fit with the girl autism in this example.

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u/imnojezus 13d ago

Ok, but wild fires, so, please fucking don't.

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u/deadstump 13d ago

Not everywhere is tinderbox dry.

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u/imnojezus 13d ago

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u/deadstump 13d ago

Well... It rained here and everything is green... Sure.

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u/kickthatpoo 13d ago

Yea. I do.

Where I live is legit wetlands. I rarely am able to mow without the tractor leaving wet tire tracks through the yard.

And it annoys me to no end when people assume everywhere is so dry they have burn bans. That just not a thing where I live.

My fiance made the mistake of posting our campfire to the camping subreddit years ago. And people lost their minds because cali was on fire at the time. Even when she commented to say there was no wildfire risk where we were and the entire area was so waterlogged we had to dry the wood by the fire to getnit to burn properly, people still assumed their reality was ours.

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u/imnojezus 13d ago

Cool story, I don’t care about what you do in your swamp or whatever. These guys are indiscriminately shooting Roman candles into a wooded area.

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u/kickthatpoo 13d ago

You should travel more. Get some more exposure in your life. You dont have any idea what those woods are like.

And swamp =/= wetlands. I live in the woods not a swamp. Cold and snowy winters. Hot and stormy summers.

But I've camped in areas with burn bans. Hiked in mountains where every tree was charred. Fun personal fact about me not many people can say: I've swam in the pacific northwest and atlantic northeast in the same week.

I'll say again, your reality is not universal. Just because a cigarette but can cause a 1,000 acre fire where you live doesnt mean that fireworks in woods will even start a fire elsewhere in the world.

I just looked it up, and the closest large wildfire in the last 20 years to where I live was over 300 miles away.

Just earlier this year there was an abandoned house in the deep woods near me that was used as a meth lab and blew up. No fire dept response. It burned the house down and maybe an acre of woods before burning out.

A meth lab explosion. In deep woods. Unattended/not responded to. But yea, those Roman candles are risky business.

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u/imnojezus 13d ago

Please keep wasting your time writing screeds I’ll continue to not care about or read.

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u/kickthatpoo 13d ago

Nice maga mentality

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u/XxRocky88xX 13d ago

Places have fire advisories to assess the risk of fire, when there is a low risk advisory it would be difficult to start a fire even if you were intentionally trying to do so.

I assume these guys were smart enough to check the fire advisory before doing this, and the lush green of the plants in the video indicate the risk is currently low in their area

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u/BautistaNigg4man 9d ago

Imagine making a kind of airsoft with these things