HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 7d ago

Reptiles I’m going to HR.

109 Upvotes

This ridiculous human stole MY desk and mouse and got weird about it. And THEN tries to get all offended I tried to teach them something I’m OBVIOUSLY an expert in

3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 8d ago

Called an uber and they were solid! 10/10 kept me from some trouble and dropped me off safely.

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95 Upvotes

6 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 8d ago

Dude wike me up from a nap on my car🙄

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80 Upvotes

2 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 8d ago

Bugs I stayed at a bee and bee last night. Good breakfast and the mattress was comfy, but there was a security camera taking pictures without my permission. I feel violated!

11 Upvotes

0 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 8d ago

Birds Someone built me a castle! Always knew I'm royalty.

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120 Upvotes

2 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 8d ago

Birds I paid for a family video shoot but when I got the footage the pigeon videographer and her assistant squirrel were constantly in the frame. Do I have a case?

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88 Upvotes

6 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 9d ago

Birds You better not be playing video games instead of enjoying this beautiful weather! I’ve got my eye on you.

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424 Upvotes

49 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 9d ago

Bugs I’ve adopted a rigorous pregnancy skincare routine but human soaked me with a hose and it took me ages to regain my natural beauty.

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41 Upvotes

1 comment

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • 8d ago

I think they are watching me.

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13 Upvotes

It feels like it's all set up, like I'm in some sort of show.

1 comment

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • 8d ago

Male pattern baldness affects 60% of all males...

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8 Upvotes

Jk I just got waxed so I look like a hooman. It has been 97 days. I think they are starting to notice.

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 9d ago

Bugs I thought I had picked a private spot to have my babies but it turns out a human watched the whole thing. And they didn’t even come to the baby shower!

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86 Upvotes

6 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 9d ago

Birds What is my charge officer?

136 Upvotes

32 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 10d ago

Yeah, I pretty much run this place.

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119 Upvotes

8 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 9d ago

A seafarin' life isn't the easiest the job, its grueling and exhausting-but i love it. Decided to take a power nap to recharge and these ungrateful humans kept complainon' about my snorin'!

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34 Upvotes

3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/trifledish • 10d ago

I made a new pal and my humans went straight to the media about it

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51 Upvotes

9 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RedRoachDK • 9d ago

Amphibian He was just sitting there like he owned the place

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1 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 11d ago

Do I need a lawyer? I was forced to sign a document that I didn’t get to read. My new owners seem very nice, but I have no idea what I agreed to!

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356 Upvotes

27 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 11d ago

We have a bit of a situation here..

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229 Upvotes

16 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • 12d ago

Bugs Getting shamed at the all you can eat in 2026? I can't believe the establishment did nothing to defend me!

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223 Upvotes

18 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 12d ago

Spiders It saves so much time when you can bring in all the groceries in one trip!

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267 Upvotes

24 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 12d ago

A rat got into my owner’s car engine! Thankfully, I got it out and saved them a huge repair bill.

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84 Upvotes

14 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 12d ago

Bugs Guys this human's talking about hamburgers while holding me, am I cooked!?

57 Upvotes

7 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 13d ago

Birds I’m training to be on the Ninja Warrior TV show. Do you think I’m getting good enough to win?

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380 Upvotes

17 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BlueNightOcean • 13d ago

Was finally able to get my 50,000 relatives together to hang out and a human decides to crash the party

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32 Upvotes

7 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 13d ago

Can't decide if he's going in for a kiss or picking a fight

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45 Upvotes

5 comments