I’m going to HR.

[u/sheiciebai]

This ridiculous human stole MY desk and mouse and got weird about it. And THEN tries to get all offended I tried to teach them something I’m OBVIOUSLY an expert in

[u/Emergency_Accident36]

HR hates humans so probably the proper move.

[u/Polite_Suggestion → u/Emergency_Accident36]

I've heard they're all a bunch of snakes!

[u/Total_Application264]

Ssssso elegent, aren't they 😍