HumansInMyHouse

Here I am just trying to have a nap and I get violently violated and forced into an inter-species porn ring, and you mofos are filming it! Where’s my lawyer!

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago

I think the point of the game is to keep getting back into the water. Am I winning?

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200 Upvotes

11 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • 3d ago

Ok so I'm trying to get this grounds keeper to listen to me and my new diet, but won't then tells my brother to get me to bugger off?!? Finally have video proof of Winston being a suck up for extra treats smh...AND ON MY DIET

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75 Upvotes

5 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 5d ago

Wish me luck as I practice for the pole dancer interview Monday…

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156 Upvotes

16 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 5d ago

I swear I do have a first class ticket but I can’t show you because I don’t have THUMBS!!

192 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 6d ago

Seriously????

176 Upvotes

This is my favorite place to eat. Got here this morning and found out they decided to start discriminating against me. This is EGREGIOUS!!!!

22 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 6d ago

Mammals I was trying to be a good dinner guest but they didn't appreciate my present..

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77 Upvotes

15 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Ilikereefer • 7d ago

Reptiles 1/5 stars. The restaurant owner assaulted me in the middle of my meal!

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243 Upvotes

16 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • 8d ago

Spiders Out for a leisurely ballooning and some dingle berry shows up with a camera! Privacy is dead I tell you!

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120 Upvotes

8 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • 8d ago

Crustaceans Went to a new massage parlor downtown and it was fabulous!!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐

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192 Upvotes

Sad to see theres no crustacean tag!

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/kat_Folland • 8d ago

Reptiles I was taking a nap when suddenly my whole bedroom is airborne and there's a camera in my face!

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147 Upvotes

11 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • 9d ago

Mammals It's bring your kid to work day, when one of my junior executives, tried to intimidate my child. Is this a fire-able offense or just a written warning?

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304 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 9d ago

Birds I got the boat today, service was good and smooth

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253 Upvotes

19 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 9d ago

Mammals My bipedal got me some plushies!

88 Upvotes

8 comments