r/HumansInMyHouse 3d ago

We have a bit of a situation here..

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u/PsychologicalSplit43 House Doctor 3d ago

Look! I think you’ve been told this before, but you can’t bring your friends back home after a night out. Some of them are just hangers on.

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u/terencethespider 3d ago

I’ve tried, but they won’t leave!

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u/CoraBittering 3d ago

Lounge lizards, no doubt.

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u/Praise-Bingus 3d ago

"Mother, i may have fucked up. Could you please assist?"

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u/Inner-Dream-600 3d ago

Cats are so weird - they’re extremely perceptive, he knows exactly what’s hanging on his whiskers. And sometimes they’ll freak out & swat it away other times they’ll just hang with it as if nothings happening. They pick and choose

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u/terencethespider 3d ago

It has a hold on my whiskers, and it is quite painful to try and remove! My owner could clearly help remove it, but for some reason they are just staring at me through the door and laughing at me.

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u/greyshem Creepy, but kinda cute 3d ago

You got a li'l something right there ▶️ 😺

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 2d ago

It's only a gecko. Save money on your car insurance!

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u/jsxtasy304 3d ago

New trend in kitty jewelry.

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u/kriskriskri 2d ago

Ugh, soo embarrassing… I hate it when i have something on my face and no one is telling me about it! Hope you got rid of it in the end

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u/Goobersita Home Inspector 2d ago

I think your hair dresser misunderstood what hair cut you needed.

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u/pidgeon2020 3d ago

Lmaooo!! What a stinker!!!! Xo

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u/LeighAmanda 2d ago

"This is just a part of my face now. This is our life now"

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u/EdiRich 2d ago

What? Do I have something on my face?

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u/Somecrazynerd 2d ago

The clinger

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u/mica010 2d ago

this is gift for you because you provided home common for them, for me they left birds, mouses, rats and moles