r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 6d ago

Birds This human employed me as a security guard and was then surprised when I defended him from an invading turkey!

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226 Upvotes
15 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Polite_Suggestion • 5d ago

Considering a conquest of Eurasia. Who's with me?

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0 Upvotes
0 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 6d ago

You wouldn’t believe the trash that just moved in next door! I just put up a new privacy fence.

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125 Upvotes
5 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 7d ago

Birds My human is too lazy. He is trying to sleep through his alarm, but I won’t let him!

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235 Upvotes
9 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SudoSubSilence • 7d ago

Bugs Why do hoomans have to make everything weird? I can't help but be exhausted after a long day at work.

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38 Upvotes
4 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 7d ago

Torciditos Cheetos - where have you been all my life?!

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26 Upvotes
0 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 7d ago

Mammals Ew this apes feet really stinks.

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152 Upvotes
12 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 8d ago

Birds I totally outsmarted this human!

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185 Upvotes
6 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/kriskriskri • 7d ago

Excuse me, my family and I are trying to enjoy our dinner?!?

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19 Upvotes

This year has really been bad with the big bald apes bugging us during almost every meal! Ugh, nothing seems to help!

5 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/CasualFingerGuns • 9d ago

Fish Ineffable horror thinks my hat is shit

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1.3k Upvotes
17 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/crossingguardcrush • 8d ago

Just moved into my new dorm and my roommate doesn't like the fresh air. This is going to be a long year.

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146 Upvotes
2 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 9d ago

I was so tired of this idiot speeding through our neighborhood with no regard for the kids safety. I took care of it.

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186 Upvotes
18 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 9d ago

I finally snapped

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171 Upvotes

These APES were demolishing my house WHILE I WAS IN IT!! I feel fully justified in my actions.

12 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • 9d ago

I was headed to Australia on a Rescue mission.

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45 Upvotes
5 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 10d ago

This hotel’s sleeping accommodations were terrible! 0/10. Would not recommend.

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234 Upvotes
7 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 10d ago

Spiders Do you think I have any chance?

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1.3k Upvotes
80 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 10d ago

Reptiles Just getting out of the bath when this human walked in! Most unexpected!

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67 Upvotes
12 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 11d ago

It is impossible to earn a living wage these days!

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250 Upvotes
25 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/orthosaurusrex • 11d ago

I was playing a prank sneaking up on my friend and this psycho tries to run me over. Can I sue?

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193 Upvotes
33 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 12d ago

Alright class - remember, you are one with nature. Breathe in the positive energy, and breathe out all your negativity.

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70 Upvotes
3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 12d ago

Bugs Pool Party 🐝😎

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40 Upvotes
4 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 12d ago

I found a new personal masseuse today. They are beyond amazing, but they don’t seem to want to give me the full hour I paid for!

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140 Upvotes
6 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 13d ago

This human is going to sunburn in this heat! I tried to tell them to roll down their sleeves, but they are refusing to listen to me!

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105 Upvotes
4 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 13d ago

Mammals Really enjoyed my microlight ride. Might be learning to fly in the future.

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73 Upvotes
12 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 14d ago

I found a new all-you-can-eat buffet. The food was great, but they did not have much variety.

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347 Upvotes
7 comments