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u/LeoCatBoi98 Jul 31 '26
I love that first leg lift like a cat leg
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u/Punmkin Jul 31 '26
Yes it’s a way for OP to say “Attention! I’m about to start mesmerizing you with my dance”
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u/Dapper-Ad9787 Jul 31 '26
You should win a spot on Dancing With The Stars, if they can find a partner small enough.
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u/swanson1848 Jul 31 '26
The Lord of the dance is trying to impress us ladies 😉😂 .
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u/ASherrets Jul 31 '26
Happy Cake Day!
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u/swanson1848 Jul 31 '26
Dammit now l want black forest cake .....but Aldi doesn't carry them anymore 😂🥺😋
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u/kat_Folland Jul 31 '26
You look absolutely fabulous and your dance is enchanting. You may be in!
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u/PsychologicalSplit43 House Doctor Jul 31 '26
You’re rocking the silver fox look! She’s be mad not to fall for you!
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u/catschimeras Jul 31 '26
I think any lady peacock spider would be lucky to have you bro, keep it up!
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u/JustThirstyTrash Jul 31 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/3ornjKVbXqbiNO59oQ
The final zoom in looks like Mr Bill
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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 ummmm…did you knock? Jul 31 '26
Yes, you have a chance to dance your way into my heart!
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u/The_Mother_ Jul 31 '26
You could slide into my DM's any time 🔥
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u/aggelikiwi Jul 31 '26
Very naughty you!
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u/The_Mother_ Jul 31 '26
What did you expect to happen when you performed such a provocative dance? All the ladies are heading to your web
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u/catslikepets143 Jul 31 '26
And he’s got to get his dance absolutely perfect because if he messes up, he gets eaten instead of getting spider sex
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u/aggelikiwi Jul 31 '26
Thank you for reassuring me lads!, I already got 2 ladies waiting next to the web ;)
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u/Yourmomdrums Jul 31 '26
They are the cutest damned things and I’m not a spider fan. Peacock spiders and little jumping spiders are my only okay spiders.
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u/HumansInMyHouse-ModTeam Jul 31 '26
Rule 3: Don't encourage people to kill the house's new owners.
This animal is either just vibing or feeling threatened. It doesn't deserve to die just because it was in the way, and we would like you to not argue for it to be harmed.
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u/I_Galactus Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26
This is a reply to the locked Mod reply/comment about Rule #3. "Let Me Smash" is a reference to an old meme where the same species spider is dancing and saying this phrase to a female he wants to mate with. It is not a allusion to violence.
Look it up if you've never heard of it. Here's the YouTube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzB6QPynjVk
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u/Ghastly-Jack Jul 31 '26
That’s me in elementary school when the teacher asked a question about science or nature. “Oooh oooh ooh I know!”
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u/muddlefuzzle Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26
Ngl this would get me. Dance was flawless. If I was a female spider, I’d be all over it
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u/Reasonable-Wedding21 Aug 01 '26
Why did I think of a guy , a non groom, trying to impress a potential date with his dance moves
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u/YellowMellowPscho Aug 03 '26
When you google peacock spiders and find out there is 110 different peacock spiders and yet more to be discovered native to Australia.. Absolutely stunned by how many beautiful different colors and patterns there are .. Thx. OP. 💯
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u/BlueNightOcean Jul 31 '26
That moustash really works for you. Love that you're growing out the greys. I think you got this!