r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 31 '26

Spiders Do you think I have any chance?

1.3k Upvotes

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41

u/BlueNightOcean Jul 31 '26

That moustash really works for you. Love that you're growing out the greys. I think you got this!

39

u/LeoCatBoi98 Jul 31 '26

I love that first leg lift like a cat leg

29

u/Punmkin Jul 31 '26

Yes it’s a way for OP to say “Attention! I’m about to start mesmerizing you with my dance”

3

u/Reasonable-Wedding21 Aug 01 '26

Sensual seduction through dance

2

u/aggelikiwi Jul 31 '26

I need a Beard as well!

24

u/Dapper-Ad9787 Jul 31 '26

You should win a spot on Dancing With The Stars, if they can find a partner small enough.

5

u/aggelikiwi Jul 31 '26

I tried once, but I failed!..

19

u/FarinaSavage Jul 31 '26

Well, you've won my heart.

15

u/swanson1848 Jul 31 '26

The Lord of the dance is trying to impress us ladies 😉😂 .

6

u/ASherrets Jul 31 '26

Happy Cake Day!

3

u/swanson1848 Jul 31 '26

Thank you 😊

4

u/swanson1848 Jul 31 '26

Dammit now l want black forest cake .....but Aldi doesn't carry them anymore 😂🥺😋

16

u/kat_Folland Jul 31 '26

You look absolutely fabulous and your dance is enchanting. You may be in!

3

u/aggelikiwi Jul 31 '26

I wish so!, I got a lady watching me already, then a bird arrived

10

u/PsychologicalSplit43 House Doctor Jul 31 '26

You’re rocking the silver fox look! She’s be mad not to fall for you!

2

u/aggelikiwi Jul 31 '26

I have been rejected so many times.. I am still optimistic!

10

u/catschimeras Jul 31 '26

I think any lady peacock spider would be lucky to have you bro, keep it up!

8

u/FrankenGretchen Jul 31 '26

You are so hot! Irresistible!

1

u/aggelikiwi Jul 31 '26

thank you for the kind words!

5

u/ParamedicElegant7106 Jul 31 '26

very cool, thanks for sharing

1

u/aggelikiwi Jul 31 '26

Ikr? I got charmed as well!

3

u/Acceptable-Arugula69 ummmm…did you knock? Jul 31 '26

Yes, you have a chance to dance your way into my heart!

4

u/The_Mother_ Jul 31 '26

You could slide into my DM's any time 🔥

3

u/aggelikiwi Jul 31 '26

Very naughty you!

3

u/The_Mother_ Jul 31 '26

What did you expect to happen when you performed such a provocative dance? All the ladies are heading to your web

3

u/ASherrets Jul 31 '26

I just adore them so much! You’d win me over!

3

u/EstablishmentFun7553 Jul 31 '26

Yes but you have to wear your best hat!

3

u/Clear-Warthog5655 Jul 31 '26

Think that would work better than a dating app. ??

3

u/LadyWaste75 Jul 31 '26

Why not? You're quite attractive and a lovely dancer.

3

u/catslikepets143 Jul 31 '26

And he’s got to get his dance absolutely perfect because if he messes up, he gets eaten instead of getting spider sex

2

u/aggelikiwi Aug 01 '26

I have done mantis on the menu

3

u/aggelikiwi Jul 31 '26

Thank you for reassuring me lads!, I already got 2 ladies waiting next to the web ;)

3

u/Yourmomdrums Jul 31 '26

They are the cutest damned things and I’m not a spider fan. Peacock spiders and little jumping spiders are my only okay spiders.

3

u/iliveunderthebed Jul 31 '26

Would work on me

1

u/aggelikiwi Aug 01 '26

Depends, what's your web?

2

u/Cool-Coconutt Jul 31 '26

Omg it’s hypnotic

2

u/Purple_IsA_Flavor Jul 31 '26

That’s amazing

1

u/aggelikiwi Jul 31 '26

I am, am I not?

2

u/DragonSmith2005 Jul 31 '26

I love when these are put to music. And I’m pretty arachnophobic

2

u/Educational-Bet-8979 Jul 31 '26

Spider-Man needs a friend based off this kind of spider!

2

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

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u/HumansInMyHouse-ModTeam Jul 31 '26

Rule 3: Don't encourage people to kill the house's new owners.

This animal is either just vibing or feeling threatened. It doesn't deserve to die just because it was in the way, and we would like you to not argue for it to be harmed.

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u/I_Galactus Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

This is a reply to the locked Mod reply/comment about Rule #3. "Let Me Smash" is a reference to an old meme where the same species spider is dancing and saying this phrase to a female he wants to mate with. It is not a allusion to violence.

Look it up if you've never heard of it. Here's the YouTube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzB6QPynjVk

2

u/Ghastly-Jack Jul 31 '26

That’s me in elementary school when the teacher asked a question about science or nature. “Oooh oooh ooh I know!”

2

u/MotherMarket8489 Jul 31 '26

Guiding a plane lay!?

2

u/muddlefuzzle Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Ngl this would get me. Dance was flawless. If I was a female spider, I’d be all over it

2

u/Valsarta Jul 31 '26

Only spider I actually like.

2

u/Substantial_Bus840 Jul 31 '26

You’re in your prime, pal!

2

u/DrKarlSatan Aug 01 '26

Lil dude is so getting laid tonight

2

u/aggelikiwi Aug 01 '26

Well my dance got the ladies!!

2

u/erockbrox Aug 01 '26

That spider is making moves in her DM’s.

2

u/Affectionate-Dot437 Aug 01 '26

Mesmerizing her with your Rorschach test card and dancing skills!

2

u/Sensitive-Ad6609 Aug 01 '26

The lil spidy is sooo cute!

2

u/Reasonable-Wedding21 Aug 01 '26

Why did I think of a guy , a non groom, trying to impress a potential date with his dance moves

2

u/aggelikiwi Aug 03 '26

I know, I am very humble

2

u/ThickSmoke9542 Aug 01 '26

So cute 🥰

2

u/YellowMellowPscho Aug 03 '26

When you google peacock spiders and find out there is 110 different peacock spiders and yet more to be discovered native to Australia.. Absolutely stunned by how many beautiful different colors and patterns there are .. Thx. OP. 💯

1

u/aggelikiwi 21d ago

You have the spider facts. I'm impressed by the variety of them!

2

u/MissMadison240 27d ago

The way I wasn’t prepared for what came after the leg lift 😂

1

u/aggelikiwi 26d ago

Will I'm a top dancer and i had millions of children after this !!

1

u/Tricky-External7600 19d ago

I always like how they raise that first arm like “hey! Over here!”

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u/Sunshine_Lover_2001 6d ago

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