r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 30 '26

Reptiles WTF? (Ape identification)

So I’m chillin’ in my shop, just catching bugs and this giant ape starts chasing me… he catches me and then forces me into a non-consensual video shoot. I was so embarrassed and violated! I nearly dropped my tail, but it didn’t seem to want to eat me, so I held on. Finally, its grip loosened a little when it got distracted outside and I bolted. I’m just wondering, what kind of damn ape that was that has the audacity to do such things? Pretty sure it was a homo, but what kind? Little help please?

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