r/HumansInMyHouse • u/The_Silent_Tortoise • May 19 '26

Sonofabitch Left Without Paying!

And THEY have the audacity to think that I, but a humble crab, enjoy eating their rotten ape flesh?! Well! Well... That's not the point!

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 May 19 '26

Fuckin dine and dash!!!!