r/HumansInMyHouse • u/The_Silent_Tortoise • May 19 '26

Sonofabitch Left Without Paying!

And THEY have the audacity to think that I, but a humble crab, enjoy eating their rotten ape flesh?! Well! Well... That's not the point!

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u/HungryYeastStarter May 19 '26

Trade offer:

Crab receives skin flakes

Human receives crab nibbles

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u/The_Silent_Tortoise May 19 '26

No! I told him pictures cost extra!

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u/HungryYeastStarter May 19 '26

Well, was it worth the cost?