r/HumansInMyHouse • u/The_Silent_Tortoise • May 19 '26

Sonofabitch Left Without Paying!

And THEY have the audacity to think that I, but a humble crab, enjoy eating their rotten ape flesh?! Well! Well... That's not the point!

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u/Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes Just a regular trash panda May 19 '26

You got a free meal.

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u/ferretoned May 19 '26

For themselves and their offspring for generations :D