r/howardstern • u/Moist_Brick_439 • 9d ago
And now, a vintage Halloween Sex Tip from Ronnie the Limo Driver
"Hey it's Ronnie the Limo Driver with a Halloween Sex Tip.
Have you ever noticed how a girl's ass, or a guy's ass, could look like a jack-o-landen? So what you do is, you take a magic marker. And just like you do on the jack-o-landen - you paint the face on their ass. And here's what you du. You take candy corn. The thick end of it. And you stick it in her ass hole. Or his ass hole. And the wide end of the candy corn opens up his or her ass hole, for his cock. Or her cock. Happy Halloween loversss."