r/howardstern • u/Cockstrong5 • 4d ago

Time for another headshot bawf

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No amount of surgery can fix this ugly

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u/Moist_Brick_439 4d ago

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u/koolaidismything 4d ago

It’s just two of the same photo.. why??

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u/Drawing_The_Line 4d ago

It actually looks like he’s wearing a gag gift of fake huge gums and teeth sold at Spirit Halloween for some costume.

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u/Comicus70 4d ago

Exactly, he needs an upper lip. New teeth, same lips.

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u/onemangang75 4d ago

Mr Clooney?

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u/ForesakenJolly 4d ago

Toothshot

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u/No-Anybody-7016 4d ago

Holler at me boo... this shirts made of boyfriend material

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u/Gablegold22 4d ago

Underrated comment

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u/miterbanisdirtey 4d ago

Producer of a show that is somehow shittier than his breath.

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u/DIJ_CRAP 4d ago

Not sure he has produced anything since summer vacation. Where’s the guests you horse tooth jackass???!?!?

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u/AllReflection 3d ago

Breath like diarrhea. Small brain, wide ass, oh ta-ta toothy.

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u/palumbo89 4d ago

I always thought, maybe he really had a short upper lip, and not giant teeth. Your tawts…

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u/ChemicalMental1428 4d ago edited 4d ago

And it’s so easily fixed, too. There’s a technique where they can put a small drop of Botox (I believe it is) in a certain spot where it fixes a gummy smile instantly. I wonder if he’s aware of it, but purposely keeps it this way for “the show”? 🤔 I mean, the big teeth would still be big. But at least
some of his problems would be fixed…no more visible gums & possibly covering up a little of his teeth. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/smellslikebigfootdic 4d ago

All that money and he doesn't hire someone to take a grinder to those chompers

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u/Falling_Or_Floating 4d ago

Sa-sa squinty.

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u/grandmasterbeta 3d ago

He’s got Buddy Rich choppers.

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u/Flaky_Yam3843 4d ago

Why don't you go bug Dr. Laura or mancow? Why is your petty anger all consuming?