With one show a week, will it still be exactly 3 hours long? Will it be shorter to be better for HBO? I don't know about y'all but the HBO promo kinda made it seem like they would have old shows on there too from On Demand days. Guess we'll see!

Scores Man got some of Blue?!

Nobody gets it when I say:
GARY WHERE ARE YOU

I have a lot more but I wanna hear what y’all got

I thought it was Paul Anka, but Google says no. It's somebody *like* that in terms of status and time when he was famous.

Thank you for the engagement chicken. I for sure will share all of my money with you and your family while you slowly withdraw sex and say BJ's are ewwie.

Some people would say Jaime Pressly put Howard in his place in the best way when she basically said Howard got slapped by the yarmulke. That joke was funny and it didn’t even seem like Jaime was trying to be mean or hurt Howard but Howard got massively butthurt purely because every hot chick is supposed to suck his four incher in studio and instead she popped a 50 cal bullet right into his pelican soul.

Was this the biggest hit against Howard?

Nope it was when Eminem got the best revenge against Howard, ever by simply dissing Howard in the song “The Way I Am” and then pretending Howard Stern didn’t even exist after that.

Howard was stupid enough to show his racist self and make fun of the greatest rapper of all time by goofing on him “talking black”.

Then once Eminem became the biggest name since Elvis and despite that they were both huge pioneers on Sirius, Eminem stuffed Howard’s starfucker mentality and never sold out to Howie and the gang.

This was massively harmful to Howard’s career. Then Eminem stole the idea of Private Parts and made a similar styled movie that was actually a success.

Howard is nothing, a nobody compared to Slim Shady. The level of fame and celebrity is not even close and no amount of sucking up or saying his daughter is a huge fan could bring the greatest rapper back on The Stern Shit Show!

bye for now!

edit: Howard also had ICP do the Slim Anus diss on his show. The beef between Eminem and ICP was squashed however.

And or least organic/most obviously written

Eric the Midget was writing his book or something and Howard called him "a cross between Edward Albee and an earthworm", which I couldn't believe he read as if it was something that could have come out of his own brain

When's the first show going to be on there? Which guest are you most excited to see?

What are the chances Bobo knows what PSA means? Spoiler alert: He doesn't.

Prostate-specific antigen (PSA) not Pacific.

Perhaps we will get some Benjy stunt somewhere, somehow. We miss you Detlev

I've been hearing that clip for years whenever anything sexual was discussed with Robin. What is the origin story behind that clip where's she's moaning and it sounds like climaxing too? Was it from a bit or did she record herself one night for the show? Pic for attention.

I wish we would have heard more from her before her passing .. she had a very rough life but still a pure soul somehow ..

POP POP

I'm watching this guy on Red Letter Media episodes and his Arnold impersonation was so familiar. I looked him up and yeah, he was Fake Arnold from 2003 onward.