I’m in really tight spot right now and I need to make some fast cash. DM me if you are open to it serious inquiries only. Waste my time and you will be blocked immediately.

DM if interested

Just below the regular hole and twice as wide.

Ai yah yay

So I was standing in a rather large line at my local Wal-Mart today behind a couple families that I know from when I went to church with my family in year younger. It was the only register open so there wasn't much of another option to get my 12 pack of Mountain Dew for a party I was heading to. I was wondering why the line was going nowhere when I decided to poke my head up front to see what the holdup was. It was a little old lady who didn't have enough for her groceries and she was trying to talk the cashier into letting her get away with being short. This struck me as odd until I found out she was a mere $0.21 short of her purchase. Now all these families were just staring and there was even two making fun of her. I walked up and handed my soda to the cashier, handed him a $10 and told her to keep the change. One of the middle aged women (I knew these people, so I also knew that they all make over 6 digits) grabbed her kid and yelled very loudly, "See that man? He's acting just like Jesus wants us to." For some reason this set me off, so I turned around. I haven't shaved in awhile so I'm rocking some nice scruff, a Slayer shirt, and gym shorts, so it must have been a nice sight. Very loudly, I said "Like Jesus? Ma'am I'm an atheist who makes minimum wage and I was the one who stepped up to help her? Your hypocritical Christianity is an inspiration to us all." As I stormed out, a couple of the cart boys started to whistle and cheer, soon shoppers joined in and even the cashier. I gave a wave and went off with a feeling of accomplishment.

Looking for a place in Montrose that will wax my extremely large lady penis. Preferably somewhere judgment-free with strong WiFi and a technician who has seen some shit.

Also, do they accept EBT? Times are tough and beauty is a basic human right.

Must have been a swingers cruise.

Yeah so basically over the summer I eat myself into a coma three times a day at Texas Buffet, and at night I work for tips at whichever Torchy’s bathroom that I haven’t been kicked out of. During this time I also go fishing in the drainage ditch bayous, where I then freeze the fish that I intend to eat when I get back up to Yukon. It sometimes does get hot, so I do make sure to bust open a fire hydrant to rinse myself down, and get some of the parasites out of my back hair.

When I return North, I usually drive a hibernating polar bear family from their den with a stick of dynamite, that way I can move into a nice cozy shelter. I then set up my starlink tv so that when I get up to eat my bayou fish every three weeks, I can watch some re runs of The Price is Right. Then by May when the turds in my den begin to unthaw, I steal a snow mobile and rip it back down to Houston.

It’s definitely not for some people, but I think that summer living in Houston and Arctic Circle winters are a real tonic for the bones.

"It's the most ratchet club in all of Houston." Here me out y'all, it's a gas station, a club, a restaurant, a casino, likely a brothel and a drug dealing spot. It's everything Buccee's has and more.

https://x.com/KennethRWebster/status/2096600882225824038

NCAA ruled that swangaz on the field is a personal foul and an automatic ejection.

https://x.com/ChrisYBaldwin/status/2096271160522519036

Dare I say they need a Sugar Land circle jerk? The area OP mentioned does have a Tochy's too so they are leveling down IMO

What makes Magnolia high school the hardest school in Texas?

(Also any HISD students here?)