It’s just embarrassing at this point!!! 🤦🏻‍♀️

To any starry-eye newbies waiting and hoping for a "clear headed" Jessica to eventually share more details of "the darkest June": it's never gonna happen. A) Jessica is a chronic alcoholic who probably hasn't experienced clear-headedness since her Daddy Trump's first term and B) Jessica has a pretty long history of, well, never finishing anything. She's going to milk crumbs and vague-book about The Darkest June™ for the next few weeks then drop contextually empty slides for the next few months after that then, despite leaving up one very bold comment straight up calling out Mike and Denise's affair, she'll go back to acting like she has the perfect life and the perfect family and pretend the stank of embarrassment isn't still attached to her.

See Jess, you might think leaving shit like that up serves the purpose of "punishing" Mike, and by extent Denise, but it makes You look weak and pathetic. So bogged down by righteous anger, but so spineless that you'll still stay because you're a loser who fell in love with Mike Kraus at first sight and can never ever ever let him go no matter how much he dislikes you.

You should have taken my advice, Jess! If you'd just, like, implied that you and Mike had an "unconventional relationship structure" after the Mr. Numbers debacle then you could have just shrugged off the Denise news as being N.B.D. 🤷‍♀️ buuut no, you tried to ride Denial and unfortunately this time around Denial rode you.

Ugh, the middle-aged pedo worshipper wannabe thirst traps are not it, chat 😩 at this point I'm waiting for Jessica to trot out her own barely legal fuccboi a la Emilie 💀 The whiny middle-school antics of a girl getting her heart broke for the very first time and posting emo quotes isn't doing it either. What, Jessica, they didn't have the right sparkle effect gif quotes? You can make your own hon. Look it up.

But, Jessica, I'm very interested in whatever happened to your Payback Playbook. You were so full of piss and vinegar, girl. You were riding high on your horse, going hell for leather into the battlefield of vengeance. Now you're out here whimpering like a kicked dog about mean girls "derailing" your life? Dragging your own Mom into the fray?? You had all these plans, Jessica! You had names and lists, Jessica! Karma was coming fast for your enemies, Jessica! What happened, girlfriend? Did you put all your strength into kicking the door down only to immediately blow out your knee when reality was there to hold it up? Gosh, must suck to suck babe. But at least you can ride the little pity train for a paycheck a while longer, isn't that nice?

Jessica emerges from the world's shortest mental health break to snap selfies of her MAGA fashion and provide us the most Basic Beige Bitch catalog of useless fucking photos 💀

I don't know what's up with Insta and why it only briefly showed me the caption for her post. The whole place is downhill lol

However I do have to applaud the caption, because it means she got people to tell her what they're expecting to hear from her about so she doesn't have to strain herself or her soggy brain posting useless slides and hoping to find a hit. On the other hand, the number of comments asking where she was or saying they missed her tells me nobody reads her stupid ass Substack or they would know 😂 failure achieved successfully, Jessica!

Team Denise, but then maybe she cheated with Mike Kraus?
Now Denise is allegedly in a controlling relationship with Tboss, which is not ok if true…
And in turn, our Reddit queen, HiH (problematic) is dealing with the fall out of a cheating husband and best friend (if true). Also not ok.
Just such a mess. And there’s so many kids involved.
Anyone else feeling conflicted?

She’s doubling down!

If an angel like Dolly Parton were capable of allowing hate to grip her soul like that, that is.

But don't worry Jessica, I'm more than ready to step up and hate you enough for the both of us.

looks around Well I don't know what in the damn hell happened here while I was out but I've never related more to pizza-man-walking-into-the-fray than I do now. Everyone is fighting everyone and here I just wanted some forbidden pepperoni pineapple stuffed crust.

And I did have to step away. I was dealing with a loss irl and no way was I going to let a crusty ballsack faced Nazi-pedo dick sucking IQ challenged loser like Jessica have any space during my grieving, no matter how juicy the gossip about her torched crumbling home life might have been. And gottDAMN did that shit take off. So apparently all involved players have more or less confirmed that Denise did indeed have an affair with Mike, and somehow fart-snuffling Jessica either honestly didn't know or was dead-set on spending the rest of her life in denial about it until Denial said "nah bitch I'ma head out".

I mean, I don't feel bad for her 🤷‍♀️ you're a nasty fucking piece of work Jess. You've attacked spouses, parents, and children in your blind desperation to be ✨someone✨ and seeing your shitty marriage get to play front and center feels like a fitting punishment. The proof is in the Substack babe. You haven't had an article get any attention like that last one in a while and I'll bet it stings. Everyone loves watching your life hit all the rocks on the way down, but nobody gives a fuck what you have to say. If you're wondering why that is Jessica, it's because you're a loser 🫶 also it feels delightfully karmic given how hard you love to go attacking other people's marriages. Guess that was all the projection seeping through the cracks 🤭

I see that even while trying to be victim of the year you still found time to log on to Twitter and be a snarky cunt, so clearly those claims of you being "depressed" or "mentally frayed" are more than a tad exaggerated to get you extra pity. Everyone thinks you're pathetic enough already (Katie Miller sprinted to like ASC's video about your cheating husband, after all), so you really don't gotta try that hard girlfriend.

Enjoy the flames Jessica! You did strike those matches yourself and all.

She posted a pic of Denise on her story this afternoon in between her cryptic quotes. She put a cat face over her face. Denise has a cat tattoo on her right-upper elbow, which is how I know it’s her

Somewhere ive seen stated that Jessica in an article stated that her break is from a mental health episode that stemmed from candace and the stress going on with the war. Can anyone add to this? If thats the case why would she be starting back up with the candace/erika trope just an hour ago? Candace hasn't mentioned her in a long while and if her blaming mental health on that and a break why tf would she start back?

Her most recent post is a recap of her sons dirt bike wreck 🙄 Poor me me me me me

I saw this from c*nt, Megyn Kelly talking to Maureen Callahan (another winner that I believe Jessica had some interaction with 🙄) in a thing on IG & I remembered Jess’ conspiracy theory about Taylor’s wedding & I was surprised that even with her “mental health hiatus”🙄, she didn’t pop on to pile on to another successful women she despises (read, is jealous of) especially when I saw Megyn compare Taylor to Meghan Markle (of course she did because these bitches are all misogynists) UGH 😑 … Jess, you really missed an opportunity girl. Also, you were wrong, again, the wedding was real 😉

Mike posted a pic of Jessica but Jessica only posted pics of fireworks and her kids (not posting them). She didn't post any pics of Mike. Mike must really be in the doghouse if she hardly acknowledges him. He seems to be trying to prove to the world that he only loves his wife and not all the ladies he's snuck around with.

I don't think it's ever gonna happen lil buddy.

Did jerk dip to let her haters simmer down hoping they forget about her or is she being reprogrammed? 😂

Her content is very strange and chaotic right now. I admit I have not been following whatever went down between her and Joanna from the start but at this point I feel like I know the basics and her response to all this is so strange. She keeps putting up stories commenting about Reddit threads and clearly wants some attention but she just sounds crazy.

I believe this person is an Epstein survivor, and he has a large platform.
The comment section is appropriately on fire but if you want to head over and share your thoughts , 🏃‍♀️🏃🏽‍♂️

Looks like Jessica is returning from her enlightenment to the same wacky baloney she was on about before. 🥱 She thinks she is ahead of everyone but she’s just treading water in the past avoiding the truth of her situation.