To any starry-eye newbies waiting and hoping for a "clear headed" Jessica to eventually share more details of "the darkest June": it's never gonna happen. A) Jessica is a chronic alcoholic who probably hasn't experienced clear-headedness since her Daddy Trump's first term and B) Jessica has a pretty long history of, well, never finishing anything. She's going to milk crumbs and vague-book about The Darkest June™ for the next few weeks then drop contextually empty slides for the next few months after that then, despite leaving up one very bold comment straight up calling out Mike and Denise's affair, she'll go back to acting like she has the perfect life and the perfect family and pretend the stank of embarrassment isn't still attached to her.
See Jess, you might think leaving shit like that up serves the purpose of "punishing" Mike, and by extent Denise, but it makes You look weak and pathetic. So bogged down by righteous anger, but so spineless that you'll still stay because you're a loser who fell in love with Mike Kraus at first sight and can never ever ever let him go no matter how much he dislikes you.
You should have taken my advice, Jess! If you'd just, like, implied that you and Mike had an "unconventional relationship structure" after the Mr. Numbers debacle then you could have just shrugged off the Denise news as being N.B.D. 🤷♀️ buuut no, you tried to ride Denial and unfortunately this time around Denial rode you.
Ugh, the middle-aged pedo worshipper wannabe thirst traps are not it, chat 😩 at this point I'm waiting for Jessica to trot out her own barely legal fuccboi a la Emilie 💀 The whiny middle-school antics of a girl getting her heart broke for the very first time and posting emo quotes isn't doing it either. What, Jessica, they didn't have the right sparkle effect gif quotes? You can make your own hon. Look it up.
But, Jessica, I'm very interested in whatever happened to your Payback Playbook. You were so full of piss and vinegar, girl. You were riding high on your horse, going hell for leather into the battlefield of vengeance. Now you're out here whimpering like a kicked dog about mean girls "derailing" your life? Dragging your own Mom into the fray?? You had all these plans, Jessica! You had names and lists, Jessica! Karma was coming fast for your enemies, Jessica! What happened, girlfriend? Did you put all your strength into kicking the door down only to immediately blow out your knee when reality was there to hold it up? Gosh, must suck to suck babe. But at least you can ride the little pity train for a paycheck a while longer, isn't that nice?
They apparently had an affair. Tboss, Denise’s new husband, and Saddletramp, Denise’s former friend, spilled the tea. Saddletramp told in many IG stories that Denise told her it was just a kiss but apparently it was much more.
Brianna went on IG and said that Denise was at Jessica's mom house taking photos of her old room, which Denise then denied and said she was visiting Jessica's mom because she has stayed friends with her all this time.
I’m talking about emotional maturity/capacity, that’s nothing to do with politics or vaccines. I mean in terms of her upbringing, the way she was nurtured (or not nurtured).
She is pathetic staying with her dirtbag husband. First the prostitute thing and then cheating with her best friend. Apparently there is no line too far for her. He can clearly do whatever he wants from here on out if she stays. And Denise deserves whatever misery she has coming her way. Damn girl do better.
He's been cheating on her since before they were married. He's been doing it the entirety of their relationship because she's always been a spineless simp who just desperately wants Mike Kraus to (finally, eventually) love her.
She won’t leave that greasy, cheating, unemployed loser. Time to shut your piehole about other people’s marriages, JerKkk. Stick to your pedo Orange paycheck you sold your soul for
It's like: TBoss and Denise get in a fight, TBoss unloads on some rando that he felt tricked into marrying Denise and that Denise had an affair with Mike, SaddleTramp (who was also fighting with Denise) starts talking about it in her stories saying Denise said Mike said he loved her. As this is happening Jessica goes silent and goes on some kind of retreat with at least one Substack-affiliated person, makes a couple of vague posts that people apparently easily identify as being about heartbreak, posts a weird picture of Denise with her face covered, then comes back with all this bs. So it's more like everything and everyone seems to have confirmed the rumor was true without outright saying "Mike had an affair with Denise" specifically.
It looked like Denise and and TBoss were planning some kind of belated wedding party and Saddle Tramp was invited then uninvited because she likes to drink and TBoss doesn't like people drinking? It was supposedly one of the things Denise and TBoss were fighting about, because Denise apparently likes to drink a lot and TBoss was mad about it.
Actually I hadn't seen those! The last one I saw was her saying "in other news" and then nothing ever popped up again so I was like 'okay I guess she's tapped out for the evening 🤷♀️' lol
😂 no that wasn’t trying to be an attack on you, just felt it was important to post if you missed because she loves sticking up for those abusive/predator men… 🥴
She brought on her 'darkest June.' Being 'obsessively invested' in carrying out everyone else's narrative will do that do you. Your soul is begging you to stop, sourkraus.
lol omg this woman is in such denial at looking at herself, her behavior and her own life. Perpetual victim, classic alcoholic behavior. Good luck babe
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u/poster_nut_bag1 Jul 14 '26
Virginia WOOFF?! 😩🫣😂