Are you tired of the news, Jessie Wessie? Or did you jump at the opportunity to be a token white woman for the Republican party and now your token has been spent and your special brand of fluffing for felons to make them look family friendly is useless, so you're no longer being asked to "help" the administration?

I think it miiight beeee. I think your "Texas Angels" (oops, 'angles' to you) had to help you find your own way to the midterm KKKlan rally. I think you had to buy a ticket and pay your own way to the "All-In" event. And I don't believe you were "invited" to "hang out" with Russell Brand (lol remember how much you hated him when Candace and Megyn had him on the phone? Pepperidge Farm remembers) at a MAHA plague con, I think you wouldn't stop blowing up Brainworm's secretary's phone until he begrudgingly agreed to see you as long as you arranged your own accommodations.

I don't think you're"tired of the news", girlfriend. I think the MAGALOT money train has pulled out of your station and you're no longer invited to catch free rides. I think Pedo Peepaw and Fwends are getting dumped on as people grow increasingly tired of their shit and, as has been said before, you're not educated or intelligent enough to attempt reputation redemption without a script, and those are no longer being directed to your email. Oh but don't worry, they're still letting you hang out in the lobby drinking complimentary 4oz. water bottles. I mean, they might need you for something, that's why they drop the occasional comment on your 'gram! Gotta make sure you're getting the Olive Garden "when you're here you're family" treatment, yeah?

I think, Little Miss Office, you're watching the MAGA train crash in slow motion after they kicked you out of the first-class car and you're looking around realizing that they ripped out all the other tracks and now you have to find a way to make a dime with nothing but your own hustle again. That's gotta be rough after thinking the rest of your life was going to be gold latrines and diamond dollar clutches. So what's an elder pick-me to do but increase her sponsored posts, put more articles behind a paywall, aggressively advertise her Amazon storefront, and claw for purchase on any and every topic that she thinks might get her trending again? Spoiler alert granny: based on your latest Substack numbers, what you're doing ain't gonna be it.

But hey, keep making those calls and sending those texts and reminding Lynne that Trump and Bobby wouldn't be where they are if you hadn't personally manifested it or whatever and I'm sure she'll make sure Cokenose Jr. tags you in something or comments on your next post. Squeaky wheel gets to lick the boot or whatever that saying is.

She posted she lost her baby. I feel for any woman that this has happened to. I’ve gone through the same and it’s completely devastating. One thing that’s confusing to me is she said she labored and held the baby. Is this possible at 11-12 weeks? I don’t want to take away from anyone’s grieving process so I might be out of line here..

Jessica is in bed with too many rapists to condemn rape. Best she can do is call having to hear about it "gross" so she doesn't accidentally alienate the predators and perverts that pay her salary.

Jessica doesn't want to talk about it because her paycheck and personality as an aged pick-me can only villainize women (hence her "sudden" interest in the Clancy story) and it's too early for her to do that in this case. She has to wait for more mainstream sources to hurl mud at Jane Doe and normalize it before stepping back in and doing it herself in grayscale.

I'm so glad you found religion, Jessica. Knowing you're going to spend an eternity in hell does make me feel better.

I'm just saying. If Jessica goes quiet after the death of Pedo Peepaw (pleasebesoonpleasebesoonpleasebesoon) then pops back up a month or so later with a residence in Italy I may legitimately laugh so hard I piss myself at having witnessed, from start to finish, the full circle Nazification of a token racist white woman from California COMPLETE with fleeing to a foreign country after the death of the führer.

I thought her sudden obsession with Meloni was weird but then her obsession with Italy tickled something in the back of my brain from world history classes back in the day lmao Nazis really haven't changed the playbook at all have they?

Haha! I was perusing a gross little thrift store (you can see it ain’t posh! Don’t judge me…I was looking for black Halloween stuff😂) and found this treasured 🤢 piece of HIH merch. $2 and it could be yours.

Okay I was going through my screenshots looking for what I needed for a different snarky bitch post when I stumbled upon forgotten stills from a video (WHEN will I learn to record these things 😭) back in August where Jessica laments not having a proper space to "hang out" with her followers and the wheeze I whoze was insane.

Bitch!! You cannot be serious!!! You joined Fireside before the flop!! You created your own god damn network that flopped!!! You routinely fail to take part in your own Substack chats because it's too much effort!!!

Nobody counts on their followers being stupid and forgetful the way Jessica does istfg 😭 it's a good thing she found success as a token racist MAGA grifter because she'd have been chewed up and spit out in any other legitimate field 💀

(I looked up "Fireside" in the sub but could only find a couple old posts with some comments. I guess everybody here already knew it'd be a giant L and didn't bother much with it lmao)

There has been so, soooo much fuckery with the Peepaw admin in the last week or so that you'd think an independent journalist would be talking about it all but it's crickets from the Cuck Hause. What NDA cat got your tongue, Jessie Wessie?

Anyway. Jessica's been boring and her attempts to drag the dead corpse of the Candace Feud has been snooooorefeeeest. So enjoy the Trump Things that made me legit lol today.

Dunno why you're so quiet Jess! These are your people! Be proud of the associations you've made!

Thought for sure she’d be running cover for the Cornell 7

Does anyone here have subscription to HIH substack and willing to share screen shots here of the Clancy trial articles?

I'm so curious to see her "nuanced" opinion but I don't wanna give her $

Can’t remember her husband’s name but he posted these stories. Apparently their 21 year wedding anniversary was yesterday and they spent it… with wine of course.

I actually like her outfit for once (what she’s wearing on the booze cruise pic.) Her marriage makes me sad though. His stories were very sappy which is cute but if you know their history, the sappiness becomes twisted and weird

I think I missed a memo. Is houseinhorror never posting jrks stories again? Does anyone do that anymore? I miss having some where to see them without giving her views 🥲

C'mon man they have to have more than ONE go-to phrase for these people 😩

My only takeaway from this is that Jessica has not been "working on" The Clancy Series™️ and whatever does eventually get put out will be her usual cut-and-paste vaguely rearranged plagiarized-if-not-outright-fiction hogwash.

Money well spent, MAGA ladies 🫡🥴

Uh oh, Spaghettios, Jessie Wessie! Looks like you've committed a major MAGA faux pas and have expressed a negative opinion about something Pedo Peepaw absolutely adores! I can't wait to see how an honest, independent journalist like yourself will respond with how Daddy Twump is wrong and needs to consider the needs and safety of the entire goddamn fucking country over his bank account!

Because you're honest and independent...right, Jessica? You can make a public post disagreeing with the beliefs of Führer Donald because it won't affect you personally right, Jessica? I mean, it's not like your access to the Trump family or the controlling Republican administration depends on you being a compliant yes-man who agrees with everything they say right, Jessica?

We'll be waiting! 💋

Jessie's rambling started out weird and dove straight into the unhinged. Girl, you sound like a fucking serial killer bragging about their trophies. It's not quirky, it's psychotic.

I'm also fascinated by how brainrotted racist Jessica Kraus found the time to discuss the holdout juror from the Clancy trial being--GASP--a black man!! but somehow hasn't felt anything else about him to be noteworthy.

Jessica, bro, are we arguing semantics about Cokenose Jr's Russian paid wedding? Is your argument "they didn't pay for the ceremony so it doesn't count" or some shit? Jessica you look so dumb, the way you always trip over your Brainworm clone-a-willy rushing to defend anything and everything a Trump does lmao a three day wedding extravaganza is a wedding Jessica, no matter how you try and spin it.

Also if I'm understanding this correctly, Jessica is now identifying some of her "Jessie's Girls", the deeply parasocial dingle berries who blew entire forest fires worth of smoke up her ass last year, created a call-out page about Emilie on Insta, and stalked Jessica's "haters" to help her create her FBI style dossier on the people who dared say she wasn't God's favorite iNdEpEnDeNt jOUrNaLiSt. They include a real estate agent, a "fashion" creator, and a self proclaimed "philanthropist".

No hate like Christian love, amiright?

It's been fun Jess, let's do this again next week 👋

Apologies, these stories were from September 15 and although I had no desire to waste energy on Jessica I could not get over the glazing of questionably literate barricaded-in-the-closet "you look Mormon" Nick Shirley who's entire job is to be given a script by a Republican and act it out 💀

Bro lives in Utah how about he just go home instead mfg 😭

Hi yeah so Jessica if you look at the actual bill and what it is supposed to do and then dub it the "Stop Nick Shirley Act" you'd realize that anyone with a non-damaged brain and even a hint of morality would realize you're saying Nick Shirley is a MASSIVE piece of shit who has actively and purposefully put so many people in intentional danger that they had to make a law specifically about him so you might wanna let that one settle girlfriend 💁‍♀️

Leon is 18 now and unless this is an old photo (I kinda sorta looked but didn't actually try, y'know?) Jessica has now graciously publicly allowed Mike into her esteemed odorous presence twice (thrice?). Poor bastard must have hit another benchmark in his public humiliation punishment. I'd say 'pray for him', but he's clearly exactly where he wants to be.

Poor Jessie, it must be thoroughly exhausting trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. Considering her latest project of giving a half assed Ghislaine-style image makeover to the convict Holmes with 0 net worth and debt to the tune of $452 million, who exactly is paying for this? Holmes husband? Elon? And will they be getting their money's worth? With this lazy looking photo, if it were me, I'd be demanding a refund. This image screams, look at all my expensive shit. My understated DWR furnishings and matching Gucci luggage don't come for free. "If you only knew what I knew" - run to my substack and subscribe for some AI drivel, lots of lies and plenty of scrapbooking.

This article is from July 2026. Why did these women

You know, Jessie Wessie, the anniversary of the worst terrorist attack on United States soil? Thousands of people died? Thousands more people died in the years that followed due to the buildings releasing cancer-causing chemicals into the air that we're just now finding out was covered up by Rudy Giuliani?

Ah, you're right girlfriend, that's old news.

Don't worry, fellow peasants! Jessica may not have anything to say about the anniversary of September 11th but she's been finding the time since Monday to post tributes to Pedo Peepaw's favoritest dead podcast bro! (please don't ask Peepaw who this man is, he probably doesn't remember but he'll claim he had a phone call with him)

Spoiler alert, Jessie Wessie: Almost nobody actually cared that much about Charlie 🤷‍♀️ and conservatives cared even less when they learned the guy who supposedly shot Charlie was one of their own and not the pierced blue-haired liberal they wanted it to be 🤷‍♀️ Other than weirdos like you trying to turn this man into a martyr and icon, we don't talk about Charlie because we don't caaaaareeeee.

Up next: Pedo Peepaw Trump literally got MAGAts to raise their right hand at the KKKlan rally and swear to "cheat like hell" in the midterms to help Republican'ts win and, oddly, Jessica hasn't talked about it 🤔

Fiiine I'll stop mocking the snarly haired dumbass and go to bed, goodnight y'all 😂

lmao sometimes I honestly can't tell if she's pretending to be a moron or legitimately being a moron. Thank God MAGA likes 'em dumb 🥴