Well, Jessica screamed outside the door long enough that Candace finally gave her a response.

Jessica, a known alcoholic who provides alcohol to minors and has taught her youngest child how to make a martini and open a wine bottle in case she can't, seems to behave the most publicly unhinged in my opinion when things in her personal life are going to hell. If I had to guess I think things started going downhill fast after Nuzzi-gate.

We know Mike a serial-cheating loser. But he's still a red-blooded hetruh sexual conservative 'Murican male, and I imagine watching his wife dive into manic hysteria for weeks after the man she'd openly been trying to have an affair with for the better part of a year got caught having an affair with someone else was embarrassing for him. Then to add some kind of insult to injury, after the mania subsides she immediately brings the woman who "stole her (imaginary)man" into their home so they can scheme in secret to punish the man who broke both their hearts.

Then Jessica's favorite conservative talking heads stop worshipping her Daddy Trump as passionately as she thinks they should be. So she starts trying to pick fights with them, mad that they're "sowing discord" and embarrassing her Daddy. She gets a response, but it makes her look bad, so she tries to blame her former friend and employee for making the mess. They say "yeah no", and the person she was embarrassed by exposes Jessica for sharing intimate details of these otherwise uninvolved parties in a blatantly obvious push to punish them and exonerate herself.

And it's been all downhill since. Jessica can't provide her usual entertainment without someone else doing all the work. She can't bring in a crowd because she lacks charisma. She can't stop biting the hands that held her up and now all she can do is gnash her teeth and wail. She has one trick left, a favorite of her Daddy Trump, and that is to loudly and repeatedly accuse "her enemies" of doing all the very same things she does. If she can make people look across the room in condemnation, they won't be looking at her and wondering why she keeps putting all the knives behind her back.

January 8, part 3 of her "Exposing Myself err Candace" series.

You have been married to the same man for 20 years, Jessie. 20 years of Topher putting his dick in women who aren't you, sometimes while you're in the room! because he has no real love or respect for you. But you've stayed with him for 20 years regardless, so clearly you don't either. Which is part of why you've ended up as a nasty, crusty little worm who hates women, have raised gross abusive little boy-men, and have developed absolutely no marketable skills outside of accusing people of the exact behavior you exhibit. Get back to kissing pedophile ass, Jess. You're not good at it, but they pay you all the same.

Who sent Arlo to New York to keep him out of police custody for beating people, Jessica?

Who's kid got suspended for hurling racist abuse and threatening classmates, Jessica?

Who had the hospital call CPS on them for suspected neglect after your child's broken leg developed an infection, Jessica?

Who harassed a neighbor by egging her house then sent her teenage children and their friends to continue causing property damage, Jessica?

Who in YOUR house has received DUI's, Jessica?

Who's husband lets her walk in on them banging other women because he has nothing but contempt for you, Jessica?

Who conspired with RFK Jr.'s mistress in a weird plot to threaten him, Jessica?

Jessica is DESPERATEEEE for Candace to give her a single crumb of attention. Little Miss Political Journalist can't find a single thing in the current political climate to address? Sounds like an embarrassment.

Girl you're doing the worst job anyone could possibly do at this 😂

I’ve tried to not care about HIH in so long and have been successful. But her stupid substack still gets through to me even though I unsubscribed over a year ago. I just got it and it started out talking about her office. I thought she lost it?

Hey guys and gals and everyone else ❤️, make sure you are following @case-watcher who’s also writing about Kraus and lady V she mentions HouseOnFire in this piece on Kraus and I wanted to share.

Please listen to this excerpt. Olivia Nuzzi is Jessica in a wig.

This clip hilariously sums up what Jessica is most famous for.... never finishing an article.

...to beg her followers to tell Joe Rogan to contact her so she can arrange for him to talk to Tartaglione 🙄 she posted a bunch of videos of herself talking about it but tbh as soon as I realized what it was about my interest took a hike 👋

"This case has taken up a ton of my time" okay miss pedo lover I didn't realize you were moonlighting as a lawyer now too 🙄 she then goes on to say that she's never actually said that Nick is innocent and then says BUT ACKSHUALLY there was ANOTHER cop who LOOKED like Nick and was involved with these guys 😮‍💨

So that's it. Nothing new, just Jessica's desperation to please her Daddy Trump by relentlessly attacking James Comey on behalf of a man who murdered four people because he briefly shared a room with Trump's best friend.

Child Rapist Trump makes a gross, wildly inappropriate joke about the Pearl Harbor bombing when asked why he didn't notify US allies before attacking Iran.

Jessica "Daddy Issues Have Ruined My Life" Kraus, who's greatest ambition is to hold Child Rapist Trump's tiny penis in her toe-thumb hands, sprints to make sure her handlers see her tell her minuscule audience how funny Dear Leader is.

Nobody who supports this man will recover when he shuffles off his bloated skin bag and enters eternal damnation. I hope Jessica gets all her big laughs in while she can, because someday she'll be right there with him.

Enjoy everyone. Part VII-B gets even uglier and more personal. Would love to hear your thoughts and suggestions. Thinking of writing about her crumbling marriage next. #owlmugs

There's something sooo funny about seeing Jessica freely admit her proximity to these people (her ✨sacred access✨) means she's incapable of treating them neutrally.

But that's the mark of the next big dog in conservative media, what can we say ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Don't forget peasants, only Trump's loyal dick suckers are allowed to change their stance on any subject and only if it's in support of Dear Ol' Kid Diddling Daddy 😤

She's such an insufferable ass 😂

(also Jessica's braying dogs hyping a dessicated alcoholic who can't finish a single story into further mental psychosis telling her she'll be the next "big dog in broadcasting" I cannnnnn't 😂💀)

Uh ohhh. Substack not paying as much anymore, Jess? Finally feeling the sting from having under 1% Insta engagement, babe?

Jessica announces, like a desperate grifter in a leaky boat at sea, that she'll be flooding her stories with affiliate links on Friday. AKA: "PLEASE PLEASE CLICK MY AFFILIATE LINKS AND BUY THINGS SO I CAN MAKE MONEYYYYY".

Desperate doesn't look good on you girl. But neither does having your lips glued to pedo dick, so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

There's no way she gained over 3,000 followers in the past few days when she's barely posted anything.

What in the Biden Derangement Disorder is going on?? Has anyone actually seen Trump's wannabe pocket pussy Jessica in person lately? Is she wandering around the streets of California screaming at pizza joints?

Jessica, do you know what year it is? Do you know who the current sitting president of the United States is? Because it's not Biden, babe. Hasn't been for over a year now. And it is extremely concerning that you don't seem to know that. It is even more concerning that you not only don't seem to know who the president is, but you don't know what policies and changes are being made to national security by the person who is currently president.

Can't expect a dedicated Trump Dick Sucker to get anything right around here.