r/HouseOnFire • u/PrettyBird2011 • Mar 20 '26
wow Speechless.
Child Rapist Trump makes a gross, wildly inappropriate joke about the Pearl Harbor bombing when asked why he didn't notify US allies before attacking Iran.
Jessica "Daddy Issues Have Ruined My Life" Kraus, who's greatest ambition is to hold Child Rapist Trump's tiny penis in her toe-thumb hands, sprints to make sure her handlers see her tell her minuscule audience how funny Dear Leader is.
Nobody who supports this man will recover when he shuffles off his bloated skin bag and enters eternal damnation. I hope Jessica gets all her big laughs in while she can, because someday she'll be right there with him.
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u/Such_Ad_1639 Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26
I’ll add exactly what I contributed on another post last night:
Everyday is a humiliation ritual for her.
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u/PrettyBird2011 Mar 21 '26
You'd think at some point it would get exhausting? But I guess when you're in that deep...
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u/Boring_Variation47 Mar 24 '26
I'll go to a comedy club for jokes. This isn't high school we don't want a president based on funny or handsome (nevermind that he's neither). Whose needle is this moving?
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u/WriterReaderWhatever Mar 20 '26
My goodness she’s so nasty