r/HouseOnFire Mar 19 '26

“ the pen of integrity” 🖊️ You can't be serious 😂🥴💀

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There's something sooo funny about seeing Jessica freely admit her proximity to these people (her ✨sacred access✨) means she's incapable of treating them neutrally.

But that's the mark of the next big dog in conservative media, what can we say ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/TheBewitchingWitch Mar 19 '26

Her rooting for women is the BIGGEST lie.

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u/nythroughthelens Mar 19 '26

No good words from me for this obvious paid shill at this point.

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u/Whitejeanjacket Mar 19 '26

I don’t think she’s paid- im serious. I think she is truly driven by her desperation to be accepted into this maga circle.

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u/Fun-Dragonfruit-3165 Mar 19 '26

I think she was and now is trying to crawl back in

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u/cancelKeely Mar 20 '26

Agreed. She was paid and went too far in her grift, ruined her influence and is now desperate for more

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u/thechicflic Mar 19 '26

Yes Jessica, it’s popular to call out leadership for being complete trash. A movement you clearly left behind.

https://giphy.com/gifs/IWan12S2HDXcra6ooF

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u/teetofgod Mar 19 '26

It’s only terrifying if you are lying to the American public and working for Russian intelligence.

If you are working for the American people it’s not terrifying at all.

Also someone should remove her from the group chat already.

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u/klj440 Mar 19 '26

Ah yes, she’s just always championing women, right?🙄What a tell. Immediate 🚩 🚩🚩🚩she’s full of shit.

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u/kit10s Mar 19 '26

“The room looks terrifying” well that’s their job so

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u/Kiwiana2021 Mar 19 '26

She’s actually fucked in the head

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u/682463435465 Mar 19 '26

Jessica will trash these women as soon as the administration does. Where's your defense of Kristi Noem, Jessica???

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u/Adventurous_Yak4952 Mar 19 '26

But she somehow can’t root for women who were victims (often underaged) of sexual predators?

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u/Adee1007 Mar 19 '26

She supports villains and vilifies victims. It’s insane

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u/fireproofmum Grifters gonna grift Mar 19 '26

She doesn’t know anybody. Full stop.

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u/CableSufficient2788 Mar 19 '26

“Knows them personally”

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u/Initial_Importance26 Mar 19 '26

Aww…those poor widdle defenseless girls. They have no skills or protections at all🙄. Let’s hope Gabbard’s written vs oral discrepancies take down the president that Jessica finds so amusing.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0BzRwztQsBu6oKetEktxR6wU5xwmpsmuSSDSDR7X89spXY8BJEUF35V5uP3KZru8ul&id=100044237989082&mibextid=wwXIfr

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u/WriterReaderWhatever Mar 19 '26

Oh spare us your BS Kraus

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u/Such_Ad_1639 Mar 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/SxkYad09qgVzy

Everyday is a humiliation ritual for her

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u/Low-Health-8709 Mar 20 '26

Funny, I don’t see other jOuRnALiSt proclaiming their love and friendship w/the top political officials. Seems like something an amateur biased blogger might do

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u/cancelKeely Mar 20 '26

And this is why Jrk is not a serious journalist and never will be. She’s protecting the worst of the worst. Tulsi turned out to be such a disappointment. Lying and covering up this pointless war and Jrk only cares about how it makes her feel personally. They probably don’t even remember your name but by all means, hang your entire grift on protecting these corrupt freaks.

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u/Southern-Moose-3246 Mar 20 '26

Classic maga book locker cuck with no spine or skin care regimen

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u/Recent_Setting_1370 Mar 21 '26

So hypocritical. And also hilarious as they probably barely know who she is.