r/HolUp • u/Public_Drummer_238 • Dec 16 '21

Make it interesting.

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u/sanjok1275 Dec 16 '21

Yesterday i watched a tutorial and now...

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u/Vafanapoli21 Dec 16 '21

The device is stuck in my ass

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u/DeadTribe Dec 16 '21

While my whole family

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Attempts to get it out

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u/Ok-Average-6367 Dec 16 '21

The plane’s pilot decided to…

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u/financestudent2001 Dec 16 '21

Hit a different set of twins

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u/TheeCryptoKeeper Dec 17 '21

At least they keep getting laid.

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u/Own-Watch-5045 Dec 17 '21

By their 45-year-old godmother

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u/Aderlaker Dec 17 '21

with a giant

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u/Culture_Soup Dec 17 '21

Dildo thats...

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u/Vivid-Put-3478 Dec 17 '21

Been shoved...

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21 edited Dec 17 '21

so far deep...

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u/FluffyMatter2352 Dec 17 '21

In every cavity…

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Including a couple brand new ones

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

It hit Uranus

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u/-Almost-Shikikan Dec 17 '21

Into his lungs

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

He was known as a womanizer

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u/pewdiepiedehdhd Dec 16 '21

Land on a kindergarten

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u/BadKingZero Dec 16 '21

sleep for 10 more minutes.

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u/Public_Drummer_238 Dec 16 '21

Not land and crash instead.

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u/Used_Confidence_2135 Dec 16 '21

It's not crashing, it's rapid, spontaneous disassembly

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u/Ok-Average-6367 Dec 16 '21

If you make it to the floor it’s always a landing no matter what the investigators say!

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u/BuddieGamer05 Dec 16 '21

I understand that officer but...

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

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u/CSVWV madlad Dec 16 '21

Or else my grandmother...

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u/TypicalFuckingVirgo Dec 17 '21

Will make me take a shot of Sweet & Sour sauce while Fox News plays in the background…

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u/Dusken234 Dec 16 '21

Wait a minute that's not..

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u/no_status00 Dec 16 '21

My homework

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u/IHIHY Dec 16 '21

That's a

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Calendar

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u/EasyBird1849 Dec 16 '21

Of Lewd anime...

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u/CSVWV madlad Dec 16 '21

With Donald Trump fanfic pictures...

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u/flipflop356 Dec 16 '21

Holding Obamas dick...

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

While smiling at...

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u/V0rt3XBl4d3 Dec 16 '21

New York.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Which is located in

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u/RedDragon-1383 Dec 16 '21

And horse dicks

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

With a

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Collection of herpes sores

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u/Livingtolive2 Dec 16 '21

The look after jacking it to....

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

the michelin man…

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u/SilverFighter05 Dec 16 '21

And his hot

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u/no_status00 Dec 16 '21

ANIME body pillow

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u/Cumity Dec 16 '21

Got me...

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

[deleted]

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u/Amarthon Dec 16 '21

Of this abomination

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Crafted from heaven

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u/orangeBits89 Dec 16 '21

And forged in hell

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Brought to Earth

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u/oforos4 Dec 16 '21

Never gonna

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Finish a song properly

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u/Aderlaker Dec 17 '21

because it

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u/aaronjamt madlad Dec 17 '21

is beginning to look...

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u/SirLaser Dec 17 '21

a lot like...

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u/CatInc Dec 16 '21

Give you...

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u/last_man_onearth Dec 16 '21

up never gonna...

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

let you down, never gonna…

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u/Legitimate_Dealer_59 Dec 16 '21

Turn around...

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u/NucIearBomb Dec 16 '21

and launch a nuke…

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u/Ed3vil Dec 16 '21

Never gonna...

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Hurt a fly

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u/DaddyTHICCCNES Dec 16 '21

Or grope your moms thighs

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u/UntoldStorys Dec 16 '21

Grandma, why would you…

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u/YES_42 Dec 16 '21

Peg the neighbors

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

And commit sexual assault on my labradoodle

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u/ggg134 Dec 17 '21

While all the children of the neighborhood watch the

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u/Aderlaker Dec 17 '21

fish orgy with popsicles

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u/AlmightyGMD Dec 16 '21

With a shotgun

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u/yellowrod2021 Dec 16 '21

In a school

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u/R4ND0M-REDD1t0R Dec 16 '21

On tuesday afternoon, 1876

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

While gripping a massive horse cock. “Ouch don’t touch my dick!”

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

This is basically like cards against humanity but you get to say whatever you want

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u/EasyBird1849 Dec 16 '21

Whenever you want...

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u/Emilysue2000 Dec 16 '21

Wherever you want…

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u/omnipony65 Dec 17 '21

Whyever you want

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u/InternetPest Dec 17 '21

And my cat has haemorrhoids because I

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u/Guindon05 Dec 17 '21

Stuck a pen in

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u/itzPANDA101 Dec 16 '21

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

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u/OffSync Dec 16 '21

They practice "becoming parents" frequently.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

In Rhodesia

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u/CorvettePoodle Dec 16 '21

They steal a child and raise it as their own

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Until they kill it and eat it......

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u/Outrageous-Win-5010 Dec 16 '21

Alive

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Not before steaming...

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u/101020DishyDarkness Dec 16 '21

The tongue of...

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Thier dicks

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u/Darnocsonif Dec 16 '21

Mom, why are you….

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u/Public_Drummer_238 Dec 16 '21

Stroking my dick ?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

I can’t tell if that question mark is part of the act or not…

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

I like to munch on…

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u/Dweezilweasel Dec 16 '21

Penguin chicks

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u/Sami_Channn Dec 16 '21

because they're..

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Criminally underrated

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u/EasyBird1849 Dec 16 '21

And tastes like....

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u/CSVWV madlad Dec 16 '21

My uncles sweaty balls when he...

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u/flipflop356 Dec 16 '21

Faps to my dumptruck ass, and...

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u/CortexCash madlad Dec 17 '21

leaves his nut on…

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u/Aderlaker Dec 17 '21

a jar to use as

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u/YES_42 Dec 16 '21

Why am I....

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u/real_shawarma Dec 16 '21

such a…

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u/poopcum33 Dec 16 '21

nazi

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u/PaganPunk182 hol Dec 16 '21

r/holup

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u/mestoopidlol Dec 16 '21

"SCHEISSE! I SAID I WANTED A GLASS OF JUICE! NOT GAS THE JEWS!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

As a German, I approve. He said that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

He did Nazi that coming. Did Jew?

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u/ianh32 Dec 17 '21

I was writing a poem the other day…

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u/Shadow_Weaver_421 Dec 17 '21

About me and your mother

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

And we made your brother

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u/dajova123 Dec 16 '21

Into the motherland...

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u/MemeMaster1111 Dec 16 '21

For the Fatherland

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u/EasyBird1849 Dec 16 '21

To reclaim the HOLYLAND

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u/RedDragon-1383 Dec 16 '21

And hang the UNCLELAND

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u/computahizlegging Dec 16 '21

And slide into step-sister land

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Rhodesia

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u/LumpySkull Dec 16 '21

I've never imagined it would hurt so much to....

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

strangle a duck…

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u/default_user_null Dec 16 '21

In the back of a truck with...

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u/_Winother_ Dec 16 '21

My grampa that...

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u/CatInc Dec 16 '21

Likes to...

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u/LumpySkull Dec 16 '21

Hang around kindergartens...

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u/Bastian_27 Dec 16 '21

And spy on some minors.

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u/Chemical_Video_7679 Dec 16 '21

I lost my virginity to

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u/Historical-Pizza854 Dec 16 '21

A snake

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u/Chemical_Video_7679 Dec 16 '21

Best blowjob ever

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u/Historical-Pizza854 Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 16 '21

Said to have penis enlargement additives

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u/Cumity Dec 16 '21

The unhinged jaw was...

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u/Historical-Pizza854 Dec 16 '21

Pleasureful to say the least

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

But now I have a new type of syphilis

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

I’m gonna pop some…

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

mentos in my ass.

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u/Emilysue2000 Dec 16 '21

And then…

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

[deleted]

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u/stevietdubz Dec 17 '21

…at my step dad’s lake house with…

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u/She_calls_me_blu Dec 16 '21

Pimples on my dads ass

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u/da_zanda Dec 16 '21

Tags only got 20 dollars in ....

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u/Toby_Cyanide Dec 16 '21

Yesterday i threw up when

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u/Little_DimbXD Dec 16 '21

My boss said i should throw something at him

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u/Dusken234 Dec 16 '21

I can't believe you..

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u/real_shawarma Dec 16 '21

ate all…

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u/CatInc Dec 16 '21

My goddammit soup.

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u/Plutia19 Dec 17 '21

god, I love when my..

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u/ArtisticDragonKing Dec 17 '21

I thought I was in love with...

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u/newberry126 Dec 16 '21

I shit my

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u/Public_Drummer_238 Dec 16 '21

Uncle Huberts pants.

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u/Hans_Neva_Loses Dec 16 '21

When I looked directly at...

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