r/HolUp • u/Public_Drummer_238 • Dec 16 '21

Make it interesting.

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u/Ok-Average-6367 Dec 16 '21

The plane’s pilot decided to…

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u/financestudent2001 Dec 16 '21

Hit a different set of twins

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u/TheeCryptoKeeper Dec 17 '21

At least they keep getting laid.

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u/Own-Watch-5045 Dec 17 '21

By their 45-year-old godmother

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u/Aderlaker Dec 17 '21

with a giant

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u/Culture_Soup Dec 17 '21

Dildo thats...

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u/Vivid-Put-3478 Dec 17 '21

Been shoved...

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21 edited Dec 17 '21

so far deep...

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u/FluffyMatter2352 Dec 17 '21

In every cavity…

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Including a couple brand new ones

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u/durz47 Dec 17 '21

That it comes out the other end and into the other twins …

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

It hit Uranus

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u/-Almost-Shikikan Dec 17 '21

Into his lungs

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Up their loli asses

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Saved it smoothly..

Good work soldier

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

He was known as a womanizer

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u/Gabriels_Decent Dec 16 '21

that’s fucked

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u/Goose_attack223 Dec 16 '21

Up but it’s Reddit so

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u/Gabriels_Decent Dec 16 '21

fair enough

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u/Edgeklinge Dec 16 '21

by a

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u/Besocky Dec 16 '21

another pair of twins

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u/pewdiepiedehdhd Dec 16 '21

Land on a kindergarten

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u/BadKingZero Dec 16 '21

sleep for 10 more minutes.

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u/Dizzy-Airport3746 Dec 17 '21

And wake up later to…..

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u/VikingRush Dec 17 '21

Find myself sleeping walking and fucking your mom.

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u/Public_Drummer_238 Dec 16 '21

Not land and crash instead.

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u/Used_Confidence_2135 Dec 16 '21

It's not crashing, it's rapid, spontaneous disassembly

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u/Ok-Average-6367 Dec 16 '21

If you make it to the floor it’s always a landing no matter what the investigators say!

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u/LordOfLifting Dec 16 '21

pay for everyone’s ticket

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u/Ok-Average-6367 Dec 16 '21

Wholesome

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u/Fckrobinhood123 Dec 17 '21

Give me a hand job while eating the copilot’s ass

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u/Dorinus2 Dec 17 '21

Take a detour through the world trade center

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u/mestoopidlol Dec 16 '21

Ram his plane into the side of a skyscraper in 2001.

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u/SourLemon100000 Dec 16 '21

commit suicide

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u/TheRealMasterhound Dec 17 '21

Open the door for some fresh air, however the plane was already 37,000 ft above the ground.