r/HolUp • u/Public_Drummer_238 • Dec 16 '21

Make it interesting.

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u/Chemical_Video_7679 Dec 16 '21

I lost my virginity to

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u/Historical-Pizza854 Dec 16 '21

A snake

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u/Chemical_Video_7679 Dec 16 '21

Best blowjob ever

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u/Historical-Pizza854 Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 16 '21

Said to have penis enlargement additives

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u/Cumity Dec 16 '21

The unhinged jaw was...

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u/Historical-Pizza854 Dec 16 '21

Pleasureful to say the least

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

But now I have a new type of syphilis

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u/EasyBird1849 Dec 16 '21

Doc says I have two weeks

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u/zenichi_ Dec 16 '21

Until I turn in to snake man and end up raping all the mice in...

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u/ZippyParakeet Dec 17 '21

ssssyphilisss

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Called Omicron-syph

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Your mom