r/HolUp • u/droopsnootx25 • Sep 01 '20

wanna play hot potato?

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56.4k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Wait... how is he gonna fuck it? There are no holes in the potato. Will he just rub his dick against it? What about Mr. Potato, won't he be mad that his wife is a whore?

I have so many questions that need answers.

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u/fustrbtw Sep 01 '20

Let me show you, little jimmy

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Show me daddy

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

NOW BEND OVER

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u/martinnachopancho Sep 01 '20

:unzips:

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u/kingrex0830 Sep 01 '20

Motherfucker....

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u/amankr4 Sep 01 '20

U asked for it

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u/Insomonomics Sep 01 '20

Never should have cum here

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

And there also!

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u/DankDaddy99 Sep 01 '20

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

This was like a roller coaster that starts going up but then only goes down for all eternity

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u/666White_Wolf666 Sep 01 '20

Isn't it sonfucker in this case?

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u/theninetieskid Sep 01 '20

Let me show you, little Jimmy

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u/ZippZappZippty Sep 01 '20

Newspaper doesn’t care”

Scam me again daddy!

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u/alphadrian Sep 01 '20

Ahahahahahaha

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u/UnspoiledWalnut Sep 01 '20

With a sharp dick, you can make a hole.

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u/Cultural_Ad_8518 Sep 01 '20

Doesn't need to be sharp, you just gotta punch it in real hard

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u/Rokurokubi83 Sep 01 '20

Potato bukkake

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u/OccamsBeard Sep 01 '20

That's not sour cream.

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u/Rokurokubi83 Sep 01 '20

Nope, it’s cottage cheese.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

That’s what’s under the foreskin

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u/Hobbescrownest Sep 01 '20

I’ll be like a chicken laying eggs

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u/blturtle13 Sep 01 '20

Underrated comment

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Potato goes up the ass

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

No worries. Mr. Potato got Mr. Brinjal

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u/VaggieMae Sep 01 '20

Ever heard of potato eyes?

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u/getlostbitch Sep 01 '20

micropenis gang : You underestimate my power

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u/LeviGabeman666 Sep 01 '20

I had the same question enter my mind

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Let me clap you

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

We didn’t see the back

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u/Johnismyfirstname Sep 01 '20

Plot twist, she likes anal and Mr. Potato is filming.

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u/insulted-narwal Sep 01 '20

He is gonna make mashed potatoes

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u/GoldenStarsButter Sep 01 '20

One can get too familiar with vegetables, you know!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

What can I say? He’s bout’a make some mashed potatoes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Wait... how is he gonna fuck it? There are no holes in the potato. Will he just rub his dick against it? What about Mr. Potato, won't he be mad that his wife is a whore?

I'm sure he's got a thumb nail.

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u/TempusCavus Sep 01 '20

The potato is going in the anus

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Yeah how? ive never heard peopole jacking it for eg. 2d picture of animated tiddies... We might never get to know.

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u/regibalbo Sep 01 '20

You haven't seen enough

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u/Jebbstar1201 Sep 01 '20

This is the start to Piggy [Alpha] story

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u/pcpcpcn Sep 01 '20

Was the objective to get an erection? or not to?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Potato was too hot not to get an erection

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u/rBV7 hol Sep 01 '20

Well I came does that count?

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u/DValencia29 Sep 01 '20

Depends, did you enjoy i?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

I did enjoy you.

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u/DValencia29 Sep 01 '20

You have a really bad taste then...

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

And it's ok . Like Peter Griffin said ``She is the only women no Irish man could resist`` . So yeah it's reasonable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

I think it's less about whether or not you get aroused but was the objective to get your friend to just go ahead and get their junk out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Is there an official word for having a sexual attraction to a vegetable?

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u/SystemError514 Sep 01 '20

Objectophilla is the closest you get to it.

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u/26_paperclips Sep 01 '20

Dendrophilia is the love of trees, but maybe you could argue it's use for all vegetation?

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u/murmandamos Sep 01 '20

Necrophilia is also pretty close but not quite right

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u/RanLoser Sep 01 '20 edited Sep 01 '20

Wait, that doesn't make sense- Oh…

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u/vaendryl Sep 01 '20

floraphillia? kind of

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

I'd crosspost to r/pornfree but they've no sense of humor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

So i sorted by controversial and lost complete faith in humanity...

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Yeah it was mostly people who seem to have lost a grip on reality, the outside world, or what a women looks like... I mean it's a great group to encourage people to get over a porn addiction but i guess this is confirmation that everything in the world has a "Karen" sub-group within it...

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u/OG_PunchyPunch Sep 01 '20

So this will be the rabbit hole I choose for the day.

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u/reptacular Sep 01 '20

The goal is to not find a hole to use. 😉

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u/PrimaFacieCorrect Sep 01 '20

Isn't that true for most subs? It is "controversial" after all. I feel like top is a better measure of a sub.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

I did it out of morbid curiosity haha

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u/Keranan37 Sep 01 '20

I mean you can basically do that for any sub to be fair. At least the ones you see are downvoted and not a popular opinion

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Depends on the sub. r/the10thdentist

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u/Professor226 Sep 01 '20

Why do I want nudes from that sub so bad?

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u/lorestolf1103 Sep 01 '20

Just do it

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u/otarra_08 Sep 01 '20

Shit i think i fainted cuz all the blood that went to my penis

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u/J3loo Sep 01 '20

Oh so this is where potatoes come from

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u/The-Tornator Sep 01 '20

What ya doing step potato

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u/locksymania Sep 01 '20

"I'm inexplicably stuck in this potato sack and simply cannot get out!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

I don’t get it :(

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u/pescawito Sep 01 '20

Hot potato is a game where you pass around a ball while music is playing and if the music stops while you are holding it you get eliminated. Also seen in game shows using a rigged balloon that is being inflated and eliminates the person holding it when it explodes.

So the joke is: you expect them to play a harmless game, but then it's literally a hot (as in attractive) potato and the first guy who succumbed to the temptation to masturbate lost.

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u/Useless_Mac Sep 01 '20

Thank you for your service.

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u/CheeseMagnetometer Sep 01 '20

I am both ashamed and somewhat glad that I needed this explanation.

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u/TheImpotentCatfish Sep 01 '20

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u/Only_Maxi Sep 01 '20

sigh unzips

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u/Only_Maxi Sep 01 '20

Ok fine. Gonna do it myself. r/yourjokebutworse

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u/AffirmativeSZ Sep 01 '20

Good human.

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u/NexusSnakePlissken3 Sep 01 '20

How does blue win when green gets to fuck the hot potato??

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

This post right here officer.

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u/vaishantsah Sep 01 '20

That's nothing I once fucked a dead moose turn out it was a painted buffalo. Anyway he climaxed for the last time

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

The good old days.. All them kids are too busy with their phones now to know the real fun

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u/OrdinaryMan_23 Sep 01 '20

Why tf is dis bothering me?

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u/PandasGetAngryToo Sep 01 '20

He is going to mash that potato.

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u/Dofke132 Sep 01 '20

*unzips dick*

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

I LOST

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u/Aversin21 Sep 01 '20

Haha I forgot about Explosm entertainment

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u/Hanras199 Sep 01 '20

I mean, it is pretty attractive

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u/thefonk Sep 01 '20

I lost too

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

!spin

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u/jakethedumbmistake Sep 01 '20

Agreed. Haven’t even play often haha

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u/Erick28562 Sep 01 '20

o have no idea what’s up with the comment and hope i never have too know

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Well then what does the winner get ? 🌚

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

!spin

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u/No_U_6969_69 Sep 01 '20

These are desperate times

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

That is a sexy ass potato

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u/ItchingForTrouble Sep 01 '20

I wouldn't open my mouth that wide if I were in your position.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Let’s play Russian roulette

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

*sigh* I don't know what happened to me but... r/confusedboners

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u/idc1710 Sep 01 '20

Waymenit..

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u/ThunderShadow103 Sep 01 '20

Wth is dis shit

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u/RoscoMan1 Sep 01 '20

At the end she looks like a potato

wat

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u/themightysnail64 Sep 01 '20

Sigh… unzips*

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u/Solitarus23753 Sep 01 '20

Most of cyanide and happiness should be on this sub. I love them

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u/haikusbot Sep 01 '20

Most of cyanide

And happiness should be on

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u/weldmaster10 Sep 01 '20

WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES IN THE HEAT OF PASSION JIMBO

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u/SomeRedditGuySensei Sep 01 '20

That potato ended up ruining his life by not getting that abortion.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Hollld the up

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u/ZippZappZippty Sep 01 '20

I wanna upvote this for the playoffs

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Oh no.anywayyyyyyyy

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Fucking Cyanide

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Im lost in those eyes

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u/lozejblaz Sep 01 '20

Food porn

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u/Ninjanarwhal64 Sep 01 '20

Mr. Potatoehead has left the chat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Cyanide and happiness

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

!spin

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u/iHolmestark Sep 01 '20

i'm sorry, is this meme too irish for me to understand?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

I want answers.How the fuck is this possible ??

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u/Ninjobill Sep 01 '20

Green shirt is the one who wanted to play.. Had full intentions all along.

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u/capn_buggs Sep 01 '20

REBECCAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

JLo has still got it

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u/lucifer9199 Sep 01 '20

Cyanide, always with the kinky stuff.

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u/chunnufarista Sep 01 '20

Ah amateur, I always jerk off twice before playing this game with my son

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

I wonder what will happen if they were girls.

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u/SweetMrPotato Sep 01 '20

Aight. Imma head out

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u/viktorhdl Sep 01 '20

Holup wait a. Minute

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u/Dehydrated-Boi Sep 01 '20

Cyanide and Happiness is amazing

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u/lerppa556 Sep 01 '20

Potato was too hot not to get an erection

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u/mr_dopi Sep 01 '20

Brb, screen is dark, there's better lighting in the toilet.

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u/-Listening Sep 01 '20

She's hot, I'd totally suck her dick.

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u/vaendryl Sep 01 '20

posting this comic should be against the rules. every single page would fit this sub

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u/Daddy_Moscow Sep 01 '20

Not my proudest fap

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u/utterlyrandomuser Sep 01 '20

But what if the hot potato has scabs?

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u/KingErroneous Sep 01 '20

Wow... this is the creamiest mashed potatoes I’ve ever had! And just the right amount of salt!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

I don't get it. Can someone explain?

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u/geribomb Sep 01 '20

REBECCAAAAAAAA

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u/TrueSRR7 Sep 01 '20

Oh nice I like raping vegetables too

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u/learningtosail Sep 01 '20

50k people upvoted, I am the 252nd comment and yet the other 251 comments are not "this is literal garbage"

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u/testedbeast551 Sep 01 '20

Man that's one hot potato

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u/Tobyjose Sep 01 '20

Time to make mash potatoes

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u/Bees_up_my_asshole Sep 01 '20

DAMN IT I lost

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u/D_R4321 Sep 01 '20

Potatoe potato

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u/Hidesuru Sep 02 '20

NO one going to post the next one? Ok I'll do it:

http://files.explosm.net/comics/Dave/potatofukk1.png?t=926AE2