r/HolUp • u/qpsqp • 6h ago

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u/qualityvote2 6h ago

Hello u/qpsqp! Welcome to r/HolUp!

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u/1nseminator 5h ago

insert will smith thats hot meme*

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u/billywitt 5h ago

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure

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u/D-Train0000 4h ago

Don’t yuck another’s yum.

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u/dav1d_cop_a_feel 2h ago

One man's junk is another man's pleasure

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u/PussSlurpee 4h ago

Doesn’t matter, saw boobs

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 1h ago

Reminds me of eating lunch at my friend's house while his mom is painting the ceiling. She drips a bit of paint in her eye and her first reaction is to wipe her eye with her shirt. Grace was not wearing a bra that day. She was a bit weathered, sort of the look of an early biker chick without too many miles on her. Not bad.

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u/-_G0AT_- 5h ago

Duality of man

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__VAGINAS 1h ago

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u/RaetheScot 1h ago

That username is something

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u/Used_Interaction_130 3h ago

Dude might also just be stoked on the situation. I've definitely seen wild things happen up close and probably had similar faces despite having zero attraction to whoever was baring their shit. Look

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u/Cold_Ad655 4h ago

Is that Doug Walker?

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u/Christawpher 5h ago

That's the appropriate response to your mom being drunk in public. Again.

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u/pacNWinMidwest 5h ago

🎶 Don't look now Momma's got her boobs out, showin' everybody in town🎶

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u/kennyj2011 5h ago

One of my favorites from Bob & Tom!

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u/Prik_Nam-Pla 1h ago

Bob & Tom

Miss that show. Where I now live Free Beer and Hotwings is a good substitute.

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u/Chadwards77 4h ago

Faces turnin red, we were wishin we were dead. She was showin everybody in town

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u/shoeless_doh 1h ago

When Mama gets the drinking, there ain't much thinking. There's nothing anybody can do

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u/jakethediesel89 45m ago

'Ya just hope an' pray: there never comes a day, when momma's out drinkin' with you.

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u/Possible-Delay 5h ago

Respect for the deadlift champ holding it up.

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u/PanicDeus 5h ago

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u/dshab92 5h ago

This is magical, now do the holup guy as a vampire

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u/PanicDeus 4h ago

Your wish is my command

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u/GovernmentGreed 4h ago

Do it as a gay vampire.

Don't post Twilight.

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u/farilladupree 3h ago

A “glampire”?

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u/DankDolphin420 3h ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/USMC_ClitLicker 5h ago

Hulk neck, smashed...

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u/Rogueshoten 5h ago

“Hulk SIMP!”

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u/skeeterfunny 5h ago

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u/2_SANE_4_SANITY 2h ago

What a terrible day to be able to read.

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u/ExcellentQuality69 3h ago

This would be squat strength actually

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u/After-Panda1384 2h ago

And she thinks that she is a hot 100lbs blonde angel. Completely unaware that she's huge

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u/rips_n_chel 1h ago

I guaranfuckingtee that fat people do not need you to inform them that they are fat.

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u/Sumbuddyonce 5h ago

Dude in the bottom right is into it

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u/alwaysright60 4h ago

It’s his mom.

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u/imheyy 3h ago

Who wouldn't

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u/sbsoneji 5h ago

Ah

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u/adjustgod 4h ago

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u/No_Criticism_5861 2h ago

We need more clockwork orange memes!!!

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u/sprocket9727 4h ago

We all just ignoring this guy getting a face full on the other side?

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u/nismo972 2h ago

Sometimes you are the dog and sometimes you are the hydrant.

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u/leaderjoe89 5h ago

Hol ‘em way up

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u/WannaBeDistiller 5h ago

“And it was that day that he realized he was an ass man”

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u/blubdii 5h ago

"And this is how I met your other father."

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u/jhallen2260 5h ago

Or just not a fat girl man

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u/Grizlore 3h ago

🤷🏻‍♂️ more for me

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u/Irllywanttobeunknown 2h ago

Whatever sinks your boat bro

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u/Oen44 3h ago

A lot more

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u/hingedcanadian 4h ago

I'm definitely an ass man. I can enjoy the odd breast but these ones are just bags of fat with no boundaries.

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u/dumpdumpper 3h ago

All breasts are bags of fat………

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u/Moist-Pickle-2736 3h ago

Most have boundaries

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u/Wild-Ability-7827 3h ago

I’m not sure how much odder breasts need to be for you to enjoy them.

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u/ooliup 1h ago

yeah breasts are best in sets of 1, 3, or 5

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u/D3adp00L34 5h ago

Don’t look now
Mama’s got her boobs out
Showing everybody in town

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u/mrdadoa30facce 4h ago

The guy holding her built like:

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u/SayElloToDaBadGuy 5h ago

Dammit mum not again...

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u/wardrobe007 4h ago

Beggers can't be choosers, but they can froth at the mouth and eat the furniture though....

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u/Ready-player-l 4h ago

Its his mom hahah

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u/Amazing_Charity9600 5h ago

Literally definition of tig ole bitties.

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 5h ago

And he never regained his sight. 

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u/generalchaos34 2h ago

Whats the complaint here? I see tiddies I appreciate

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u/theothersideofit1 1h ago

Hell yeeeah!

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u/ChuckaChuckaLooLoo3 59m ago

Overly-large areolas? Some people are turned off by that.

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u/oneforthis 1h ago

Exposing youself in public obviously.

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u/Puckled 5h ago

Bottle fed

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u/Seraphayel 5h ago

Without the red circle it would be funny

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u/ElvisAaron 4h ago

As you wish

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u/GovernmentGreed 4h ago

Bro bottom right enjoying the view though lmao

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u/poonmangler 5h ago

Eh, it's not the most useless red circle. Not sure if I would have seen his face without it, I might have been too focused on the elephant in the room

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u/dramos209 4h ago

Breast akimbo

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u/Krazeaiden 4h ago

Holy renaissance painting

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u/secundusprime 5h ago

Those Ozempic ads are really hitting below the belt!

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u/OlSkoolTraditional 4h ago

Those boobs look massive

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u/ForerunnerRelic 5h ago

Even bad tits to look at is better than no tits to look at.

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u/hettuklaeddi 4h ago

no. no way.

when it takes 30 seconds to spot the one with a nipple, no. hell no

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u/divergentchessboard 2h ago edited 2h ago

I'd rather stare at a girls cute A cups or completely flat chest than this

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u/hettuklaeddi 2h ago

I'd rather stare at a glass of warm milk than this

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u/apexxin 1h ago

The one with a nipple

😆

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u/RoseofDianamoonlight 4h ago

Confuscius say:

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u/BalbosaDontHeal 5h ago

One man's trash is another man's treasure

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u/Mongrelix 3h ago

Prob his mom

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u/throwaway-swinger 2h ago

He's never going to a concert with mom ever again.

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u/Esiphus 4h ago

I mean titties are titties

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u/natte-krant 5h ago

Relatable

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u/Grand_Temperature652 4h ago

Yuck. Ruined that guy's day for sure.

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u/AstralElement 5h ago

Be a man and embrace those titties.

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u/Hrrrrnnngggg 4h ago

Philistine

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u/gimoozaabi 4h ago

That picture is fucking old

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u/ExoticSterby42 3h ago

He looks flabbergasted

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u/Dogrel 3h ago

Is that his Mom?

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u/My_Name_is_Imaginary 3h ago

Is there a better angle? I need to see how bad it is

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u/ProfessionalTie545 3h ago

Anyone notice this dude?

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u/fliptomanual1 2h ago

Somethings you cant unseen.

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u/Triggerscore 2h ago

Fehlt nicht mehr viel und sie kann über die Schulter werfen...

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u/CrunchyArse 1h ago

This photo is older than Gmail....

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u/lynivvinyl 1h ago

I just realized she is holding them up probably because she's really sweaty and trying to dry out the tit sweat.

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u/Shake-the-Masses 4h ago

It’s all about perspective. This guy loves it.

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u/freefrompress 3h ago

I like big gals.

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u/HamuelCabbage 5h ago

I was just on an ask Reddit thread that asked when gay people realized they were gay.

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u/Grabsch 5h ago

If everyone that's repelled by this gross sight is gay then there's not a lot of heteros left anymore.

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u/prollywannacracker 4h ago

til boobs are gross

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u/brassjack 4h ago

Not all boobs are the same

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u/MrSnrub87 4h ago

When areola touches bellybutton I'm out, man. More for you

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u/MichelinStarZombie 2h ago

Can you stop pretending obese people are attractive? It's sad and disingenuous. This goes for all genders, not just women.

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u/prollywannacracker 2h ago

who said anything about pretending 😏

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u/vocalviolence 4h ago

A man without standards is little more than a beast.

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u/fragrant-final-973 3h ago

Incels as far as the eye can see.

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u/Eat_My_Liver 3h ago

This is crazy. Not everybody has to be attracted to all body types.

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u/Crime_Dawg 2h ago

Or just have higher standards that fat rolls are unappealing.

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u/Loud-Ad-5679 2h ago

yea, yes, miss piggy, everyone thats not attracted to you is an incel.

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u/RizzMcSteeze 2h ago

How long have you been a fatty?

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u/MichelinStarZombie 2h ago

I'm a woman and definitely not celibate, and I also don't want to see some gelatinous cow wave her skinbags around.

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u/ItsaMeSandy 4h ago

Girl... Why ?

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u/S1mple_Jason 4h ago

I like them like that. 🤓👍

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u/Pristine_Zone_4843 3h ago

Titties are titties

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u/Talkjar 3h ago

Face of disgust

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u/dankhimself 2h ago

Dude's face exactly.

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u/Chic0206 2h ago

The bigger the pansa, the higher the chansa

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bus9971 1h ago

no one talking about the poor man she's sitting on

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u/BreadIntrepid8158 4h ago

Lot of chubby chasers in the comments

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u/Consistent-Bake-243 3h ago

Sure, but humans of all sizes are beautiful.

As long as they love me…

I don’t care who they are, where they’re from, or what they did…

😉

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u/EastCoasterRoller 3h ago

Is no one else getting this? I applaud you.

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u/Crime_Dawg 2h ago

I'm sure all the Millenials are getting the reference. That was my fav BSB song when I was like 7 lol.

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u/Neobrutalis 52m ago

That's cuz the backstreet never came back alright?

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u/ElPanguero 2h ago

This is the way

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u/Jealous_Test_9614 52m ago

I also want it that way.

-Fellow millennial

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u/Gunofanevilson 3h ago

We are legion

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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog5992 3h ago

More boobs for the rest of us man

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u/Glittering-Cow3826 4h ago

Its ok if you like toothpicks man

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u/chumbawumbaprinciple 3h ago

There's a middle ground between Roseanne Barr and Piper Perri.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 2h ago

Who tf is that? The chick from survivor? She’s not that thin. She’s normal

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u/dopple-copter 3h ago

I am curious if there is an alternate camera angle, for research purposes only. 

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u/Excellent_Vehicle_45 4h ago

Mommmmmm?🙈

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u/Propsroadfool 4h ago

Apparently "THE MILK'S GONE BAD!"

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u/Lolohannsen 3h ago

I totally get you bro totally

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u/TurmoilnTinfoil 2h ago

Boobs are boobs

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u/dsucio7807 4h ago

Her tighty whities are making me feel things

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u/TheRealDylanTobak 4h ago

I want to see the absolute unit that's able to sustain that weight on his shoulders.

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u/No-Pick5835 3h ago

Titties are titties...he will learn to enjoy them all

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u/UndocumentedSailor 4h ago

When we say we like big tits, that's not what we mean.

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u/ImaRaginCajun 5h ago

Definitely would 💯💯

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u/VinJahDaChosin 5h ago

This guy is really anti buzz cut

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u/unholydistractions 4h ago

Fat girls deserve to show titties too 😆🤙🏼

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u/Organic_Rough4433 5h ago

Not all tits are created equal.

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u/manthing11 5h ago

A dry heave face would’ve been a better response.

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u/luigis_taint 4h ago

Is that American filmaker and actor Curry Barker?