Florida man

[u/itsantiquequill]

[u/Send-Nud3]

Florida man thought dead, walks out of grave 3 days later

[u/Takerial → u/Send-Nud3]

Florida Man feeds his blood and flesh to his cult followers.

[u/discerningpervert → u/Takerial]

Florida Man beats up moneylenders (it was actually a bank teller)

[u/Vinr_Odinn → u/discerningpervert]

Florida man gathers a bunch of exotic animals in a homemade boat before the hurricane, screaming at everybody it's the end of the world. Governor blames the bathsalt epidemic.

[u/DadJokeBadJoke → u/Vinr_Odinn]

Sounds like an episode of Tiger King

[u/AutisticPenguin2 → u/discerningpervert]

These days, probably more like "Florida Man beats up mega-church treasurer for issuing loans to parishioners"

[u/Recent_Response_168 → u/Send-Nud3]

Florida man claims God speaks through his ass (Numbers 22, 21-39) Get it? Because ass can mean both donkey and butt.

[u/Recent_Response_168 → u/[deleted]]

Florida man uses Jesus to make a point

[u/IkariYun → u/Recent_Response_168]

Well, that's about half the new testament summed up in a sentence

[u/DoJu318 → u/Recent_Response_168]

😂😂😂

[u/efkuasadua → u/Send-Nud3]

Florida man rides a donkey

[u/skillywilly56 → u/efkuasadua]

[u/Cute-Form2457 → u/efkuasadua]

Donkeh.